Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's not a lolcow, he's the whole lolfarm. Some days he's the lolchicken, others the lolgoat, etc.

I'm going with Lolpope. Crackets' self-destruction has been divinely inspired. I'm talking Charlie Sheen "Tiger Blood" inspired here.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

ASMR? How do you relax with the chirping in the background?

Wypipo don't season they ambient noise.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Nick is now claiming that the drugs on the nightstand were “not out in the open.”

This bitch is exhausting.

How can the drugs be "out" "in" the open? Are they out, or are they in, you slanderous Scandinavian?
Where even IS the "open"? The house has a bedroom, a kitchen, a bathroom, but I've never seen an "open". Typical prudish perjury.

 

[Major]

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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writing not joined up, 2/10. See me after class Imholte

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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Well shit son, I guess I'll have to wait and see what Aaron actually says, so god speed to the clip channels I'll await the snippet rather than watching an entire fucking stream of his

 

[Vibralldo]

How can the drugs be "out" "in" the open? Are they out, or are they in, you slanderous Scandinavian?
Where even IS the "open"? The house has a bedroom, a kitchen, a bathroom, but I've never seen an "open". Typical prudish perjury.

How can it be in the open when the house is an enclosed space?

Case over! Nick walks free!

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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She lied on the form! Bail denied! Life in prison!

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Her signature actually looks like 'Ape'

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm talking Charlie Sheen "Tiger Blood" inspired here.

"I was banging 50 Cent whores, That's how I roll, Balldo"
"I have Erectile D, Epic Balldo
"Are you a trad dad?"
"I'm Trad-Balldo"
"Ball-here, Ball-there, Ball-everywhere

Absolute Balldo
(Everywhere, where, where)
I'm on a quest
(We're gonna Ball everywhere)
Do every drug
(Right every wrong)

I'm a total frickin' Law Pope from Hood - Balldo
C'mon bro, I got heat allergy - Balldo
I snort cocaine and Null's like "Dude, can't handle it"
Ball here, Ball there, Ball, everywhere

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Is there a penalty if she gets busted putting the wrong address on the bail form? Or is it the case of the state just not caring?

 

[August Levasseur]

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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Is there a penalty if she gets busted putting the wrong address on the bail form? Or is it the case of the state just not caring?

That may be her legal address still. Afaik her divorce with Aaron is still ongoing, so there's probably a lot of her stuff that's still tangled up with him.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Does Aaron know that his ex wife is squatting at his property, some hidden room she must have constructed over the years without him even knowing to goon in?

And creepy stalker style has made an exact replica of crackets studio?

And also that Nick found an exact body double as april and has been going to tattoo festivals and taking pictures with pig subhumans with this not-April?

The amount that ol imholte doesn’t know

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

How can the drugs be "out" "in" the open? Are they out, or are they in, you slanderous Scandinavian?
Where even IS the "open"? The house has a bedroom, a kitchen, a bathroom, but I've never seen an "open". Typical prudish perjury.

why do they call it out in the open when you of in the coke of out hot eat the spaghettios

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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Judging by how she reacted in the hearing I bet Nick has been telling her that her case would get dropped no problem. Now it hasn’t, and she’s been obviously living at their house(s). Anyone would panic, but she’s panicking hard enough to put Aaron’s address down? Uh oh!

 

[Desktop User2]

A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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Wasn´t that filled by the CO and she just signed it? Because when she was arrested, I remember her mail was sent to Aaron´s so they probably just used her former known address.

 

[keke]

Nick felted by Aaron today

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick felted by Aaron today
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Captain Obvious describes a classic narcissist.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Nick felted by Aaron today
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Did you play it at 3x?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So if April was in the bedroom with the coke when the cops found her why didn’t she flush it? Instead just reading it it sounds like she just took a few bumps for the road.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a fascinating insight. It's deeply narcissistic in character. There is no such thing as lying about something that doesn't matter. Every time someone lies, they do it for a reason. It matters enough to that person to not be honest about whatever it is. When Nick says it "doesn't matter", that itself is a lie, because if it doesn't matter, why lie about it?

You're applying logic to the behavior of a pathological liar. Rational liars lie for a specific advantage and, having a theory of mind and being able to pick up on social cues, they try to tailor their lies to be believable to a person of normal intelligence, or their audience (in Nick's case utter retards).

Pathological liars seriously just lie for the sake of lying.

He could also just be an idiot that cares more about his reputation than not being a felon.

He seems to be too coke- and coom-brained to understand that if he ends up a convicted felon, being a convicted felon will BE his reputation.

Butterdishes are several things:

1. Useful, life changing even. Seriously, don't refrigerate your butter, put it on the counter in a butter dish. It's amazing.

I like how he tries to do that goofy boomer-level Seinfeld observational humor but doesn't seem to understand why it's funny and it's like if an alien was trying to do it. Most people just don't think too much about butterdishes and wonder where this weirdo is even coming from. They're for if you like butter soft and at room temperature but don't want bugs landing on it. There's not much more to it.

Personally I like it refrigerated and hard so I can melt it over whatever hot thing I'm putting it on.

Also ever notice the only part of Seinfeld that was consistently unfunny was the opening standup part? What's up with that?