Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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This thread has passed page 32. That milestone is significant because the lolcow thread of game journalist-adjacent figure Frosk / Froskurinn also has 32 pages.

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It took more than 2 years for Frosk's thread to reach 32 pages. It took almost exactly 2 months for Alyssa to reach the same (her legal letter separate thread not included).

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Holy shit I legit thought the two thots were one and the same. While I am a dumbass I don't think mistaking similar, hollowed out whores who are fucking with vidya is fully my faux pas. Still, I should educate myself better on similar, hollowed out whores otherwise my failure might be put in another lolsuit.
 
Holy shit I legit thought the two thots were one and the same.
They might as well be, Zoe included. All these BPD wrecks who are into alternative (generously including gaming here despite it being super mainstream) hobbies have the same shitty hair cuts, same ugly tattoos, laughable dress sense and all talk the same shit. They started to blur together for me ages ago. Not to mention they all are ugly in the face, indubitably the gravest of their sins. It's all compensating for not being the pretty and popular girl in highschool, there's much less competition in nerd circles when it comes to pretty girls so they try and, sadly, often succeed in worming their way into said spaces.
 
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Now, rather than the background check site that was the source of Alyssa's dox being the first result when searching for alyssa and patrick on google, both of the threads show up first! I'm sure alyssa is glad that her dox is now lower in the search results, right?
 
They might as well be, Zoe included. All these BPD wrecks who are into alternative (generously including gaming here despite it being super mainstream) hobbies have the same shitty hair cuts, same ugly tattoos, laughable dress sense and all talk the same shit. They started to blur together for me ages ago. Not to mention they all are ugly in the face, indubitably the gravest of their sins. It's all compensating for not being the pretty and popular girl in highschool, there's much less competition in nerd circles when it comes to pretty girls so they try and, sadly, often succeed in worming their way into said spaces.
They are also hot.
 
First kiwi account in awhile, but since I've been following her since gamergate 2.0 kicked off I felt the need to comment and enshrine my thoughts on this cow, she deserved off the proving ground for a bit.

First off the theories about about this being clever bait for attention couldn't be more off the mark. Alyssa isn't a machiavellian character but rather an obsessive, kinda stupid, extremely impulsive whore currently going through one hellva a midlife crisis and is driven on resentment. Since I have been keeping tabs on her X account I've seen her make a million threats and glorify potential life ruination over her video game flame wars. I've seen her make absurd demands against different chuds only to be rebuffed with no consequences. She always loses but that only drives her more as she can't hold the mildest of L's with humility. I'm pretty sure she only started making legal threats after an obscure youtuber (Smash YT) constantly mocked her and her attempts to deplatform him, these legal threats initially boiled down to "stop making fun of me on YouTube or Ima sue you"

Sweet baby inc detected: A steam group curated by a Brazilian gamer that points to which games have 2013 era SJW consulting groups in their development is what initially caused Mancunty to raise her impotent ire as such a consumer group is counter to having the entire gaming industry and auxiliaries be a job program for ugly unsuccessful communists. This has now devolved into her daily fixation on her different rivalries with minor gamer youtubers.

She has become the unintentional mascot and caricature of gamer gate 2.0. Her hatred for the chuds consumes all her screen time. This woman couldn't plan dinner. She's a bigger lulcow than Anita, Zoey and almost literally wu and is a completely unsympathetic malicious retard who won't quit. Thank you null for featuring her thread.

Also I'm confident she likely isn't suing anyone and is mainly getting enraged that she can't intimidate anyone. She definitely isn't going to court with her cracker jack lawyer friend using more reputable people's stationary and name. If she goes lulsuit she'll either go after Grummz or Smash JT with real lawyers (Robbing her blind)
 
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They are also hot.
Taste is subjective, i go for pretty faces mostly and she's severly lacking in that department. I fucked worse-looking girls than Alyssa but bagging a girl that looks like Alyssa is certainly not an achievement. She's the kind of girl you meet on any night out in town, rack up lines with on the toilet (which come out of your pocket, these girls are fiends but never hold their own stuff), fuck and then never, ever think about again. Dime a dozen in any metropolitan area.
 
All clickbait journalists fears Grummz.
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Probably wouldn't be a lose-lose industry if you just, y'know, reported the news and kept your irrelevant personal politics to yourself. But I guess that doesn't sell those "I Was Almost-Raped By the Incel Army" memoirs, eh? Can't wait until these low-tier femorrhoids and their betasimps backstab each other out of the industry and things can finally get back to profitability.
 
She is tweeting and deleting posts in record speed while seething about us:
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hey you stupid whore can you provide literally one example of said harassment or are you just talking about people here calling you a stupid whore, which you are.

Wait, remind me, are you the stupid whore who asked people to come square up because I can't help but feel you asked for exactly that.
 
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