Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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What reputation? :story: Even in their heyday they were seen as nothing more than the gaming version of Buzzfeed, the absolute bottom of the barrel.
They had a handful of articles a year that were good but given how many they made per year, they got lost on the site. They didn't know why gaming magazines were popular back in the day and why there were so few articles in them. Many of those magazines had reviews, codes, and guides. Something Kotaku had a problem doing. Hell even the ads in those magazines were often things gamers cared about like other games, gaming peripherals, snacks. Even back than their reviews would often come off as being too political which gamers don't care about.
 
She is tweeting and deleting posts in record speed while seething about us:
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They didn't know why gaming magazines were popular back
Because these absolute retards never hired people who were True&Honest™️ gamers for their fucking gaming site. It was always some superficial tourists of the hobby or people who are not qualified to speak on anything ever, see Patricia Hernandez (may Allah smite her), see fucking Alyssa, who were writing articles.
Even back than their reviews would often come off as being too political which gamers don't care about.
They were definitely one of the first online rags to politicize their articles, even pre-Goober Grape, at least that is how i remember it.
 
You should have taken an archive of the reply tweet before she deleted the 2 tweets above. Anyway here is an archive of the tweet with the google screenshot:
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I wanted to archive this with Alyssa's post, but when I tried it was already deleted and I thought the reply with the publicly available address was deleted too.
 
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Given how wide her mouth is and the inability to stay quiet it's likely she took multiples at once. Because she's a whore.
I believe it. All of her partners shown in this thread look like they prefer rubbing dicks together. No wonder she sounds irritable and frustrated all the time... the few fools willing to give her dickings just can't make it in the sack unless they get it on with each other.

It also delights me to know she definitely reads this thread, and thus reads every single insult thrown at her. She knows it's all true, and she can cope all she wants behind her tough urbanite façade and sedate herself with as many Aperol Spritzes she likes because that won't diminish the fact she is a girlfailure.

We have a saying in Brazil: Some women are so useless, they can't even make it as prostitutes. Such is the case with Alyssa. I'd wish her good luck in her attempt to destroy the Farms, but that's assuming she has at least one tiny sliver of a chance to do so.
 
This is the type that sees it as a replacement for contraception or a medical procedure, not a last resort.
Aborting a baby from a marriage is some next level evil shit l, ngl. I find Abortion repugnant in general, but the idea of a wife aborting a kid by their husband and being proud of it is vile
It's disgusting really how ahe wants to kill her kid (and did) just because she divorced her husband. It's so cold, so callous. Real sociopath behavior.
She's 34? Oh my fucking god.

That is some rough 34 she's facing.

And having this nasty behavior at such age and being a proud alcoholic. That's top-notch being a failure in life.
Bro if I looked like her at 34, I would suck start a shotgun. She looks terrible.
I believe it. All of her partners shown in this thread look like they prefer rubbing dicks together. No wonder she sounds irritable and frustrated all the time... the few fools willing to give her dickings just can't make it in the sack unless they get it on with each other.

It also delights me to know she definitely reads this thread, and thus reads every single insult thrown at her. She knows it's all true, and she can cope all she wants behind her tough urbanite façade and sedate herself with as many Aperol Spritzes she likes because that won't diminish the fact she is a girlfailure.

We have a saying in Brazil: Some women are so useless, they can't even make it as prostitutes. Such is the case with Alyssa. I'd wish her good luck in her attempt to destroy the Farms, but that's assuming she has at least one tiny sliver of a chance to do so.
Her reading this thread is the most hilarious part of all. The only power this thread has over her is the power she gives it. All she has to do is stop reading, but that's too hard apparently.
 
She just shat on his legacy when she couldn't make a career out of it then tried to leave the country and then complain that non Western countries cared that her son is autistic and didn't want to help something that should have been aborted.

Any source on that? Not that I doubt you, but I hadn't a clue about that stuff. I used to love TB
 
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Any source on that? Not that I doubt you, but I hadn't a clue about that stuff. I used to love TB
It's in the Totalbiscuit/ Jim Sterling thread. They used to share one before he died. She couldn't keep his podcast up despite claiming she would, even moving it to her channel. Her last video for him had her twitch channel listed on the thumbnail instead of doing the memorial stream on his channel. She originally left her son behind during the move so she could get healthcare for her son. 2023 she threatened to delete his channel to "save it from AI". His wife was just a leech. It seems to be common with women in gaming.
 
This thread has passed page 32. That milestone is significant because the lolcow thread of game journalist-adjacent figure Frosk / Froskurinn also has 32 pages.

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It took more than 2 years for Frosk's thread to reach 32 pages. It took almost exactly 2 months for Alyssa to reach the same (her legal letter separate thread not included).

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Game journalist-adjacent figure Zoe Quinn current sits at 1131 pages (over roughly 9 years or 10 pages per month). By my calculations, if the thread maintains its current pace at 16 pages per month, we will reach 1131 pages in about 5.9 years. Can Alyssa provide enough milk to reach this milestone or will she burn out? Zoe Quinn has the dubious honor of directly or indirectly driving an indie game developer (RIP Alex Holowka) to suicide. Does Alyssa have the balls to do something similar?

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