Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[PS2 Nishiki]

These fucking BPD nutwhores get really mad when you post their faces for ruining video games. Please stop criticizing the multibillion dollar corporations... you're hurting women!

 

[lemon juice]

She seemed like some literally who sjw bitch who's thread probably won't have made it out of pg due to the lack of lulz, but of course she couldn't stay still, she had to prove her status as a lowcow and earn herself a thread as if it was a medal of honor.

She's also racist to Jewish people, hence retweeting radical & domestic Pro-Palestine terrorists and social justice warriors wishing death and misfortune to the Jews and anyone defending the Jews like Eli Roth.

This bit feels out of place lol, for a moment i thought ben Shapiro joined the farms.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

These fucking BPD nutwhores get really mad when you post their faces for ruining video games. Please stop criticizing the multibillion dollar corporations... you're hurting women!
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Airbagged/Daverivera retarded pseudo terrorist who's only friends are hoes and selfhating lolicons from burger king, who was kicked out of tmobile (for things he doesn't want to talk about), who was arrested for assault and now sits as a loader for Amazon
Why that walking joke about sixteen tons still has a job anywhere and still don't had thread?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Northern Light]

Woo doggy, my grandpa told me "i cant define 'ick' but i know it when i see it". Thanks grandpa, icklyssa is litrally a walking 9/11 tier ickaggedon.....no grandpa, i will never forget. He fiance ickdubbbz aint helping.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Hi Alyssa! Misinformation much?

 

[Meat Target]

Hi Alyssa! Misinformation much?
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These bugmen think trendy hipster bars, hooking up with strangers, and circlejerking over the greatness of the Current Thing counts as a social life.

 

[Charnel Ground]

These bugmen think trendy hipster bars, hooking up with strangers, and circlejerking over the greatness of the Current Thing counts as a social life.

Right? Alyssa was born in 1990 so she is like 34 now, WAY too old to have drinking, talking about drinking, getting tattoos about drinking, and consuming content while drinking be your main hobbies. Most people grow out of this shit in their mid 20s. I think she has deep despair over "wasting her youth" to her sham marriage and so since the divorce has been overcompensating by playing up this shallow party girl image and clinging to corporate memes made for people 15 years her junior like "brat summer."

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Right? Alyssa was born in 1990 so she is like 34 now, WAY too old to have drinking, talking about drinking, getting tattoos about drinking, and consuming content while drinking be your main hobbies. Most people grow out of this shit in their mid 20s. I think she has deep despair over "wasting her youth" to her sham marriage and so since the divorce has been overcompensating by playing up this shallow party girl image and clinging to corporate memes made for people 15 years her junior like "brat summer."

Female equivalent of a midlife crisis.
Plus empty egg carton.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Hi Alyssa! Misinformation much?
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Thank you for calling me a fun cult 1980s B Movie, Dead Scene!

 

[Meat Target]

Right? Alyssa was born in 1990 so she is like 34 now, WAY too old to have drinking, talking about drinking, getting tattoos about drinking, and consuming content while drinking be your main hobbies. Most people grow out of this shit in their mid 20s. I think she has deep despair over "wasting her youth" to her sham marriage and so since the divorce has been overcompensating by playing up this shallow party girl image and clinging to corporate memes made for people 15 years her junior like "brat summer."

Don't get me wrong, I'm about her age, and I love me hooch like any other good ol' Irish Catholic asshole. On softball nights, I'm three beers deep before first pitch. But it's not my personality.

I have never liked bars. I hate live music and loud-talking cougars who still think they're in college. I wanna drink in peace and quiet, or while having real talk with the bros.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Hi Alyssa! Misinformation much?
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Getting trashed and having regrettable sex is cool... when you're in your early twenties. Grandma Alyssa bragging about sex and booze like a sixteen year old boy trying to impress his xbox live friends is just giving everyone secondhand embarrassment.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Hi Alyssa! Misinformation much?
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I think having multiple abortions per year sounds like the life of a whore

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Right? Alyssa was born in 1990 so she is like 34 now, WAY too old to have drinking, talking about drinking, getting tattoos about drinking, and consuming content while drinking be your main hobbies. Most people grow out of this shit in their mid 20s

I mean that's the typical NY/LongIsland chick to be honest. There are grown-ass women in their 50's that still have that 20 year old mentality. Complete disregard of responsibilities and consequences of their actions. Doesn't matter if they are parents with a child or multiple children, if it's not beer, its wine, and if it's not that its tequila/champagne/scotch/etc. at the clubs or bars or house parties. Doesn't matter what kind of event, even if it's a tiny piss-ass birthday party, they will find an excuse to break out the alcohol.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Don't get me wrong, I'm about her age, and I love me hooch like any other good ol' Irish Catholic asshole. On softball nights, I'm three beers deep before first pitch. But it's not my personality.

I have never liked bars. I hate live music and loud-talking cougars who still think they're in college. I wanna drink in peace and quiet, or while having real talk with the bros.

Same here, I've even been known to enjoy an Aperol Spritz! A few or more drinks is one of the great pleasures of life on this planet. The key is that drink is an accessory and an enhancement to already great things like softball with friends or a quiet evening on a patio with the dog.

Meanwhile Alyssa is all gussied up in one of her 2342345 crop tops and the same dumb trendy BDSM-inspired accessories everyone else has, sweating like a pig and hollering "YASS QUEEN" over some shitty Top 40 music at her fat coworkers before puking in an alley, tweeting about it, and then sitting in a piss-soaked subway car for an hour and a half to get home so her mullet fiance can huff her sweaty crotch fumes.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nice of her to confirm that she's riddled with AIDS. You can tell that that street shitter is only there to try and get laid since his shirts unbutton and getting all touchy with women. They have no clue on how to dress or act like human beings. I can't wait until China finally attacks that shit filled nation.

I knew you were a good kitty.

Back to this goofy cunt, a thing that surprises me still to this day is when cows like her start fucking with people's families and they don't experience any serious consequences.

I'm not meaning anyone here or in any way not directly affected by their behavior do some misguided vigilante nonsense. It's a like I see people cross often and nobody gets fucked up over it. That's a surprise to me. Last I checked, fucking with people's loved ones or livelihood is a great way to have them do something irrational and extreme, hence why I'm curious that's not more common. You all get what I mean.

Mainly I want to see the video/tweets/memes about such things. I don't care about justice or fairness or anything like that. How great would it be for some smug trash like Mercunty to find out someone was down to do some gangster shit when she thought she was protected/insulated from consequences?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

She's 34? Oh my fucking god.

That is some rough 34 she's facing.

And having this nasty behavior at such age and being a proud alcoholic. That's top-notch being a failure in life.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Guarantee you this is a "fuck you mom/dad" moment gone to the it's 10000000000th extreme. Having one cop as a parent is grueling enough, but with BOTH, this bitch was totally getting nagged on for the littlest thing she got out of line for, and she probably had enough of it, especially when she compared the other girls in her school that were doing things she wished she did. So more than likely the internet was her escape, but unfortunately between that and college, she wind up turning into the goblin you see today.

Cop dad. Nuff said.

I never knew anyone with a cop dad. What does it do to a girl?

When she was a teenager her dad called her a "fucking idiot" for buying an ecksbawks with her summer job money.


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[MunsterCheeseJr]

She has a fiancé named Patrick? This used up prostitute? What the hell kind of a loser gets engaged to this thing that looks like Don Knott's much uglier older sister that's been through seven car wreaks at high speed?

What the hell does he look like? Is he clinically retarded? She looks like Russel Greer would be a huge step up and shooting above her level.

 

[Charnel Ground]

What the hell does he look like?

Brace yourself:

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Brace yourself:

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Put a disgusting-looking mullet in this skeleton and it's him.