Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

Should this thread be moved to Beauty Parlor?


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Why do trashy and basic white women alike use this awful blurry 70's filmstock filter? And why did she only censor out the pajeet's eyes and not the rest of his body? Look at that woman standing to the far left. Wonder if she knows she ended up in this mess. Alyssa just looks like a gross rat in this picture. How much do you wanna bet that she bragged about how she's owning the chuds at this party to people who just want to drink, fuck, and watch football?

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Why do trashy and basic white women alike use this awful blurry 70's filmstock filter? And why did she only censor out the pajeet's eyes and not the rest of his body? Look at that woman standing to the far left. Wonder if she knows she ended up in this mess. Alyssa just looks like a gross rat in this picture. How much do you wanna bet that she bragged about how she's owning the chuds at this party to people who just want to drink, fuck, and watch football?

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Nice of her to confirm that she's riddled with AIDS. You can tell that that street shitter is only there to try and get laid since his shirts unbutton and getting all touchy with women. They have no clue on how to dress or act like human beings. I can't wait until China finally attacks that shit filled nation.
 
Jesus, these mooks look like John Oates and iDubbbz had jelly babies together.

The moment being a "nerd" became quirky to the general consensus it was over,
Agreed. Once being a nerd went mainstream and you could get 'nerd merch' at the fuckin' Hot Topic, Walmart and Target, there really wasn't much point left in being one. Not that it kept you from being stuffed into lockers or anything.

there always were personality husks who skinwalked as anything that could get them any crumb of attention and Alyssa is just one of the most egregious example of one.
Definitely running with the whole Ironic Hipster Trash 2.0 model. "I Can't Believe It's Not Poseur!"

The tattoos, gaming and everything she uses to portray herself just seem empty because the person behind it is a vindictive headache.
Yeah, have to agree with the Cop's Kid consensus here, but my take is based more on the angle that she's used to having 'Daddy' fix things whenever she got into trouble more so than she's rebelling against The Man/The Patriarchy. She carries herself precisely like someone that's never had to face consequences for her bullshit. Just think, in another ten years she'll be DSP! Some more.

If I wrote a paper in high school as this "lawyer" writes his legal documents, I would have failed. My English teacher was pretty strict, even a non strict teacher would have failed me.
You'd think for what even a below-average mouthpiece charges, they could spring for Grammarly or some shit like that. Obviously she needs more money in that GoFundMe...
 
What's the "bold strategy" part? Her lawyers paralegal really convinced her that those statutes are real things she'll be able to bring people into court about for millions of dollars didn't they.

I wrote my dissertation about the intersection between the queercore punk movement and queer indie games, so it really helped me establish a strong, focused specialization. I learned about the power of DIY indie game development, and how to translate literary theory to other mediums. It also helped me get even better at analyzing texts, applying theory, and, naturally, made me a better writer.
It didn't because you didn't even notice how the thing you described in your first sentence is obvious from the names of the two things.
 
What's the "bold strategy" part? Her lawyers paralegal really convinced her that those statutes are real things she'll be able to bring people into court about for millions of dollars didn't they.


It didn't because you didn't even notice how the thing you described in your first sentence is obvious from the names of the two things.
To quote Dregg
What makes you so punk?
You scream ‘fuck the man’ while riding his junk
Aye
What makes you so punk?
You scream ‘fuck the man’ then you gag on his cock, motherfucker
 
What's the "bold strategy" part? Her lawyers paralegal really convinced her that those statutes are real things she'll be able to bring people into court about for millions of dollars didn't they.
Brain dead cunts like Alyssa truly believe that haydurs who speak out against them can be silenced via lawfare. When said haydurs push back on that, said cunts get angry, paranoid, and conspiratorial because how dare they stand up for themselves. Standard thought process we saw time and time again with Gamergay.
 
Why do trashy and basic white women alike use this awful blurry 70's filmstock filter? And why did she only censor out the pajeet's eyes and not the rest of his body? Look at that woman standing to the far left. Wonder if she knows she ended up in this mess. Alyssa just looks like a gross rat in this picture. How much do you wanna bet that she bragged about how she's owning the chuds at this party to people who just want to drink, fuck, and watch football?

You can really see the middle aged HR executive trapped inside and struggling to come out in this picture:

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Give in and embrace it, Alyssa! Life as an office scold might be less glamorous, but it would provide many more opportunities to boss people around and threaten their livelihoods. And you could stop pretending you care about video games!

What's the "bold strategy" part? Her lawyers paralegal really convinced her that those statutes are real things she'll be able to bring people into court about for millions of dollars didn't they.

My favorite part of the letter was when they assured Josh's lawyers that only the dox was potentially illegal, and everything else in the thread was distasteful but legally fine. And then elsewhere in the letter they say that they are spending their time pursuing serious legal action against a bunch of people who we know have not doxed Alyssa (and therefore have only done the things the lawyers just admitted are not illegal). Some amazing lawyerly minds at work here.
 
My favorite part of the letter was when they assured Josh's lawyers that only the dox was potentially illegal, and everything else in the thread was distasteful but legally fine. And then elsewhere in the letter they say that they are spending their time pursuing serious legal action against a bunch of people who we know have not doxed Alyssa (and therefore have only done the things the lawyers just admitted are not illegal). Some amazing lawyerly minds at work here.
Yes, it's one of the weirdest cease and desists (but we don't mean it but we really do) I've ever seen. Especially the part where they suggested they could have Null federally prosecuted but will go easy by suing him into the dirt unless he did something they refused to say they wanted him to do. (Because they couldn't just write him and tell him they wanted the thread made public to help with their harassing and abusing people she doesn't like.)

Oh and the fact that they sent this to his lawyer with a tone that suggested he not share it with his client and instead just advise his client to not do something they refused to say.

It's like they discovered a "maximum level passive aggressive" flag with ChatGPT and used it.
 
Why do trashy and basic white women alike use this awful blurry 70's filmstock filter? And why did she only censor out the pajeet's eyes and not the rest of his body? Look at that woman standing to the far left. Wonder if she knows she ended up in this mess. Alyssa just looks like a gross rat in this picture. How much do you wanna bet that she bragged about how she's owning the chuds at this party to people who just want to drink, fuck, and watch football?

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China will not attack or the little men with small penises will make mincemeat of themselves. China is a paper tiger, after all.
 
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Alyssa if you're reading this, I think you're a dumb cunt with Ronald McDonald hair and I hope the whole wide world knows you live at 313 Van Buren St. #1 Brooklyn, NY Zipcode 11221. Sorry that you can't suck Josh off in the office bathrooms to get him to do what you want like a Kotaku Executive would.
READ A FUCKING BOOK*
*Writes worthless tripe about vdja for irrelevant dying webaitet
 
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