Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Bro what the fuck...
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It seems a likely explanation for her self-destructive (alcoholic, drug using whore), white man hating, uglifying herself as much as possible, ethos. It's a very common psychological reaction to molestation or rape in women.

Kiwi's are also ready to deploy at a moments notice
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I'd hope everyone has at least one tactical attack cat at the ready.

BPD hipster hellrides like Alyssa talk a big game about hating white men but their dating history is all clean cut preppy white guys. The whores yearn for the wheatfields.

Her dating history is indeed pure white hipster douches. It's hilarious. She's one of those "I talk the talk, but don't walk the walk" regarding diversity, she only craves the straight, pure white cock.

Somehow "sex positive" never means marriage and breeding like rabbits

In her case its whoring and coat-hanger abortions.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So a Master of Modern and Contemporary Literature degree can only get you a job as a games journalist these days? Damn, I'm glad I never went with any form of writing in school. Newcastle though looks like a shit school for Physics. No wonder they're proud of her. Nothing to really be proud of there.

I wrote my dissertation about the intersection between the queercore punk movement and queer indie games, so it really helped me establish a strong, focused specialization. I learned about the power of DIY indie game development, and how to translate literary theory to other mediums. It also helped me get even better at analyzing texts, applying theory, and, naturally, made me a better writer.

Sounds boring as fuck to read.

I'd hope everyone has at least one tactical attack cat at the ready.

Always ready!

 

[Jakub4]

I think Kotaku's (or Alyssa's job there) days are numbered and this lolsuit might be her way of lashing out. Not unlike what we see in the mainstream legacy media. She needs this job. Games journalist is the lowest of the low on the journalism totem pole and I don't think she has any skills to do anything else.

Kotaku will survive longer than Alyssa but not too long. Alyssa will be probaby fired soon.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Do you guys think it tastes like salmon?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Do you guys think it tastes like salmon?

Replace it with surströmming and you will get the idea.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Kotaku will survive longer than Alyssa but not top long. Alyssa will be probaby fired soon.

Inshallah.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Do you guys think it tastes like salmon?

Nah, it's most likely a mix of hakarl and raw fugu.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

Alyssa if you're reading this, I think you're a dumb cunt with Ronald McDonald hair and I hope the whole wide world knows you live at 313 Van Buren St. #1 Brooklyn, NY Zipcode 11221. Sorry that you can't suck Josh off in the office bathrooms to get him to do what you want like a Kotaku Executive would.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This is a very low effort post/unoriginal opinion but: I have a great deal of contempt and disgust for the particular type of person (women, but “men” too) who try to make their whole personality consist of “I have a bunch of shitty tattoos and I HECKIN LOVE ALCOHOLERINO”. Usually “current year identity politics” are mixed in, as well as some form of consoomer subculture (in this case, it’s vidya gaymen).

EDIT: Also a lot of these people frequently advertise themselves as “sex nerds”. Like the kind of people who are way too open and public about their sexual kinks/habits/preferences and the “culture” among other “sex nerds” about that libertine type of sexual activity. Almost to the point of exhibitionism.

 

[Super Malario]

This is a very low effort post/unoriginal opinion but: I have a great deal of contempt and disgust for the particular type of person (women, but “men” too) who try to make their whole personality consist of “I have a bunch of shitty tattoos and I HECKIN LOVE ALCOHOLERINO”. Usually “current year identity politics” are mixed in, as well as some form of consoomer subculture (in this case, it’s vidya gaymen).

EDIT: Also a lot of these people frequently advertise themselves as “sex nerds”. Like the kind of people who are way too open and public about their sexual kinks/habits/preferences and the “culture” among other “sex nerds” about that libertine type of sexual activity. Almost to the point of exhibitionism.

The moment being a "nerd" became quirky to the general consensus it was over, there always were personality husks who skinwalked as anything that could get them any crumb of attention and Alyssa is just one of the most egregious example of one. The tattoos, gaming and everything she uses to portray herself just seem empty because the person behind it is a vindictive headache.

 

[pioneerspartan]

(A)

know what else is a huge bitch? you, alyssa

 

[AnOminous]

Her dating history is indeed pure white hipster douches. It's hilarious. She's one of those "I talk the talk, but don't walk the walk" regarding diversity, she only craves the straight, pure white cock.

A mahogany Adonis would bitch slap this slag across the room until she learned to respect his pimp hand.

Nah, it's most likely a mix of hakarl and raw fugu.

Does monkeypox have a flavor?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

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Alyssa if you're reading this, I think you're a dumb cunt with Ronald McDonald hair and I hope the whole wide world knows you live at 313 Van Buren St. #1 Brooklyn, NY Zipcode 11221. Sorry that you can't suck Josh off in the office bathrooms to get him to do what you want like a Kotaku Executive would.

So now I can privately “reach out” to Alyssa just like she privately “reached out” to Smash JTs wife and place of employment? Is that what she is saying?

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So now I can privately “reach out” to Alyssa just like she privately “reached out” to Smash JTs wife and place of employment? Is that what she is saying?

Her employers are okay with her behaviour, they actually endorse it. However, I doubt any remaining sponsors Kotaku has will. Those were the number one targets of GG back in the day.

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But x told me he was unmarried and owed child support because they can't dox worth shit.

 

[Meat Target]

However, I doubt any remaining sponsors Kotaku has will.

The sponsors more than likely keep it on life support at a loss. The only reason it didn't croak years ago is because someone has an ideological reason to keep it around.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The sponsors more than likely keep it on life support at a loss. The only reason it didn't croak years ago is because someone has an ideological reason to keep it around.

They managed to lose a few back than but they had like over two dozen back in the day, now I have no idea how many they left. If enough people complain it's not hard to lose a sponsor. I remember when people were complaining to Snickers about Fabulous Moolah when it was "revealed" (just people reminding society) about how she would use the girls and women she trained as prostitutes in the territories. So Snickers were going to pull out of Wrestlemania if WWE didn't do something (I think it was Snickers that was going to pull out). They named their women's battle royal after her than thought better.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

A shame nobody took her up on her willingness to fight. Bitch said she wanted to catch some hands.

I mean, it is smart to not engage retards when they say stuff like that, but I'm petty and I like violence.

Literally everyone called out accepted, she's just a huge pussy that knows she'll get smashed by a 5 year old girl. She just said shit like that to stir up more crap and get more attention to her socials.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A shame nobody took her up on her willingness to fight. Bitch said she wanted to catch some hands.

I mean, it is smart to not engage retards when they say stuff like that, but I'm petty and I like violence.

Literally everyone called out accepted, she's just a huge pussy that knows she'll get smashed by a 5 year old girl. She just said shit like that to stir up more crap and get more attention to her socials.

Vara Dark accepted and said they could take three months or whatever to get training. Alyssa backed out because she's a bitch that's all bark. Dogs like her usually get put down, but in modern day society we keep pits like her alive so they can indiscriminately attack people.

 

[Dfackt0]

EDIT: Also a lot of these people frequently advertise themselves as “sex nerds”. Like the kind of people who are way too open and public about their sexual kinks/habits/preferences and the “culture” among other “sex nerds” about that libertine type of sexual activity. Almost to the point of exhibitionism.

its insanely sad that we've reached a point where we have creatures like this that have become so indulgent that sex and what flavor of sex can be the key word in defining them, like it or not, this behavior is seeping into normie behavior too, the unwashed masses are losing dimensions I'd bet my sweet bippy on it