Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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WHO THE HELL IS ALYSSA MERCANTE?

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During the Sweet Baby Inc controversy, another unwanted controversy coming from Kotaku had to butt-in to claim the center stage just to defend Sweet Baby Inc and other DEI-related cancer in gaming with the usual hate clickbait articles attacking the gaming audience, the gamers. But in reality, she lacks the intelligence by only adding more fuel to a flame war, and she only has herself to blame. Who is this Kotaku journalist that hates gamers by making pointless clickbait articles, you ask? Her name is Alyssa Mercante (aka Discount Frosk & Discount Anita Sarkeesian), Sex Worker, and Senior Editor of Kotaku Self-Claimed Freelance Journalist.

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Alyssa Marie Mercante (born on April 2nd, 1990) is your typical hipster-looking bisexual-claimed extreme far-left liberal activist with NPD (Narcissism Personality Disorder) and BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) from Brooklyn, New York, that used to be a sex worker in the adult industry and later jumped into gaming journalism to write hateful clickbait articles smearing gamers as the bad guys on Kotaku as a Senior Editor. Ever since she got criticized for her Kotaku clickbait article defending Sweet Baby Inc from gamers, YouTube ranters, and then suddenly GamerGate 2.0 (Note: NOBODY asked for a second GamerGate to happen), she starts stalking every single gamer criticizing her to harass and then smear. Later she would start stalking YouTube ranters that does a better job covering gaming news than her and the rest of the corporate clickbait gaming journalists, including covering controversial gaming news with evidence, which Alyssa lacks. Whenever she gets triggered, Alyssa Mercante would send her soy-faced beta cuckold allies (Ethan Gach, Dave Rivera, Kahlief Adams, Nick Calandra, Jake Steinberg, etc.) and clickbait journalists (Rebekah Valentine, Laura Kate Dale, Ash Parrash, etc.) to do the dirty work for her so she'll act like she's doing a victory lap, gloating and bitching about her so-called "haters" on social media 24/7.

Alyssa's favorite hobbies, like all drunken junkies, include getting drunk on alcohol and getting high on drugs (and her own farts if she's smug enough). She's currently in a relationship with Shane Dillon Plantier from her previous relationships with her ex-husband Edward George, and her ex-fiancé Patrick Mulligan.

THE ORIGINS OF ALYSSA MERCANTE

Here at the farms, we focus on milking the controversial behavior of a lolcow, like Alyssa Mercante, and why she qualifies as lolcow material. If you like to know more about Alyssa Mercante and her past origins that lead her to the lolcow she is today, click on the spoiler button below.

Alyssa Marie Mercante is born from Brooklyn, New York on April 2nd, 1990, with her sister Alana Mercante, her parents Michael & Ginamarie Mercante, and her grandparents. Both Michael Mercante and Ginamarie Mercante are police officers for the NYPD. And Michael Mercante used to be on Family Feud in 1989, the NYPD vs LAPD. That is before Alyssa Mercante embraces woke liberal activism and radical feminism in her life, before she supports the domestic terrorist group Antifa that thinks "all cops are bastards" or ACAB for short., like all snowflakes and social justice warriors.

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Before Alyssa joined Kotaku to post hateful clickbait articles around 2015 during the GamerGate backlash, Alyssa was originally a sex worker who previously worked as a stripper, a camgirl, a sex blogger, a prostitute, and an art whore. Her attractive status was a mid, forgettable, bland girl with no real passions, no talents, and no personality, like her Farmingdale High School days in 2004. Alyssa used to be an award-winning Farmingdale High School athlete in 2007 before she threw it all away to become a whore for quick bucks. In 2008 she spends 4 years of college education at Binghamton University until 2012. Instead of studying and growing up to adulthood for a better future, she instead wasted those 4 years to get drunk, devour mediterranean gyros, booze-collecting beer mugs from Tom and Marty’s, and making offensive and cynical hate clickbait articles (Archive) for Pipe Dreams (Archive). Alyssa also claims to be a girl gamer known as High Heeled Gamer / uhLyssa15 (Archive) that would make gaming-related videos and Tumblr blogs (Archive) back between 2010 and 2012 during college, before liberal activism and radical feminism that changed her life to who she is today.

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Then in 2014 during Zoe Quinn sleeping with Kotaku journalists including Nathan Grayson for positive reviews on her shitty text game Depression Quest that rooted GamerGate, Alyssa discovered radical feminism. The bad and woke type of feminism you see from Anita Sarkeesian: Pop Feminism, Liberal Activism Feminism, Male Tears Brand Feminism, and Kill All White Males Feminism. And on this day, Alyssa Mercante made radical feminism along with violent liberal activism and white racism her entire personality that got her qualified of approval for Kotaku in 2015 where she makes hate clickbait articles smearing gamers, mostly white male gamers, as GamerGate (Archives)... after she suck a lot of dicks as she admitted on social media, April 6th, 2024.

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Also in 2014, Alyssa Mercante went to Newcastle University to focus on pointless corpo gaming journalism crap like Queers in Gaming. She then got together with her first love Edward George, a white male that Alyssa Mercante is racist towards, and ended up marrying him in 2015 because Newcastle University offered a tuition discount for married couples that lives out of the country, where Alyssa did her master's degree in English literature for marriage discounts. Alyssa actually frames this as a marriage of convenience, and they both eloped in New Orleans without a ceremony a short time before moving to Newcastle. Alyssa and Edward would also become supporters of the domestic terrorist group Antifa in 2016 after Donald Trump won the election against Hillary Clinton and became the 45th President. In May 2018, Alyssa's been struggling that she found out her soon-to-be ex-husband Edward is diagnosed with BP1 & BPD for the past 7 years (Archive) and ended up in a heated fight until in September 2018, both Alyssa and Edward got a divorce (20-hour Archive) (5-year Archive). And then again in October 2018, the mentally ill divorced Edward George would not leave Alyssa alone (Archive), until he later gave up and move on.

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Alyssa would also be bragging the hell out of social media during her divorce with Edward George that she is depressed, going on a mid-life crisis, ranting about her plastic surgeries (Archive), and her abortions when Alyssa used to be pregnant multiple times! As much of Alyssa being an obnoxious and insufferable attention whore, and no matter how much Alyssa's own irresponsible behavior contributed to the breakdown of her marriage was basically a sham marriage in the first place, we can all agree that her ex-husband Edward George was a pitiful bipolar deadbeat AND Alyssa Mercante is very stupid for marrying him, just to get a marriage discount from Newcastle University. Alyssa later found new love with her second love and fiancé Patrick Mulligan (Archive).

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Patrick William Mulligan, aka SwampPat on Twitter/X, another white male that Alyssa is racist towards, is the second love and fiancé of Alyssa Mercante and works as a Senior Design Advisor at The Citizenry in New York. Alyssa clearly stated that "all white men are enemies" but is in a relationship with one. That is until around November 2024, Patrick suddenly ended his relationship with Alyssa because he possibly found out online about his relationship with Alyssa Mercante and her lolcow reputation. Alyssa later blamed her "haters" for Patrick breaking up with her. Later Alyssa is currently in a relationship with her third love and current boyfriend Shane Dillon Plantier, who is once again, as usual, another white male that Alyssa is racist towards.

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And now that you know her past origins, let us proceed to her present origins where she became a lolcow.

ALYSSA MERCANTE'S ROAD TO EL LOLCOW

What begin her road to lolcow fame is posting her greatest Kotaku clickbait hit on defending Sweet Baby Inc from GamerGate 2: Electric Boogaloo that nobody asked for and comparing gamers (along with YouTubers, her critics, and us from Kiwi Farms) as her favorite buzzwords like "alt-right Nazi GamerGate that harasses women and PoC" because normal gamers are against shitty games with forced wokeness such as political agendas, identity politics, forced DEI, involving Sweet Baby Inc, race-swapping, "The Message" that translates "Death to white males, except for me, I'm a good white male ally", and uglifying attractive women with a ugly stick in the name of inclusivity and trans-friendly. And sadly, Kotaku is okay with this, because they're "good feminist allies" of her.

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On social media, mostly on Twitter/X and Bsky, Alyssa spends her free time making herself look like a narcissist racist ass (Archives) to everyone criticizing her behavior and actions, while being a misandrist racist towards straight people (Archive), white people (mostly white males), the male gender, male gamers, and dykes (Archive). And at the same time, she likes playing the victim card whenever she gets proven wrong by normal people opposing her so her simps will kiss her ass and target her so-called "harassers" just to make her feel better. It's basically Alyssa wanting to be fed with negative attention that's best to be ignored. But knowing Alyssa Mercante, she's a glutton for punishment to crybully her way into relevance, like a huge tumor that won't go away unless you get it surgically removed. Alyssa Mercante is literally a prime example of a mentally ill feminazi with many mental conditions such as NPD, BPD, PMS, and even shitty conditions like IBS.

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ALYSSA THE BROOKLYN DRUNK (AND JUNKIE)

Alyssa not only admitted being a druggie that likes to get stoned, high, and coked up, but she's also an alcoholic too, just like an east coast Anisa that's crowned Brooklyn's Town Drunk. She takes pride in not being afraid to admit she's a drunk alcoholic, just like her father Michael Mercante. Hence her Tumblr username, beerandfeminism (Archive). Her favorite drink to get drunk off is an Aperol Spritz.

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A 2013 Pipe Dream opinion column [Archive] was posted for Alyssa's student group at Binghamton University, only to be politely criticized from Binghamton University students (and some students that knows her) by calling her clickbait articles 'weak and dishonest', while calling Alyssa Mercante herself an 'unprofessional drunk embarrassment'. If Alyssa soberly looks back on this, she'll probably think, "Damn those dirty rotten 2012 GamerGaters!!!"

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ALYSSA THE SERIAL STALKER (AND THE RISE OF SMASH JT)

Around May 2024, Alyssa Mercante turns out to be a mentally-obsessed serial stalker that stalks her targets she hates because she's being criticized for her lolcow behavior and her antagonistic Kotaku clickbait articles. Jeff Tarzia, a YouTuber that makes common ranting videos who goes by the name of Smash JT, is the first and prime victim of Alyssa's list of targets to stalk and harass until that person's life is ruined under her heel. Nobody ever heard of, cared of, or gave a shit about Jeff "Smash JT" Tarzia, until her harassment and stalking made him famous. While Alyssa Mercante stalks Smash JT, she would send her beta cuckold simps like Nick Calandra from Second Wind, John Phipps from Super Deluxe GamesCast, and her number one right-hand simp & Antifa terrorist Dave "Airbagged" Rivera, to do the dirty work for her like the "good male allies" they are, after Smash JT covered a controversy about her bullying a main game dev from Farm Folks over breasts jiggling.

When things are about to get worse from stalking Smash JT (Archives), Alyssa Mercante made it even worse that made Smash JT rise to fame... by harassing Smash JT's wife on Facebook and her private messages! Smash JT's wife stated that Alyssa started harassing her on private messages, fabricating the story that Smash JT is the one harassing Alyssa Mercante and not truthfully the other way around. This pissed off Smash JT and started a Kotaku Detected page. Like DEI Detected and SBI Detected by Kabrutus who's currently stalked and harassed by Sweet Baby Inc, but with Kotaku and everyone else involved. And since then, Smash JT declare war against her and the rest of Kotaku.
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She thinks harassing her targets' families, like Smash JT's wife, would heat up terrible family drama that'll lead to divorce & despair to pleasure Alyssa Mercante and make her feel better about herself with her allied simps clapping for her like soy-faced sealions. But in reality, it shows one of Alyssa's divorce statuses reflecting in herself, lashing out at other people's happiness in marriage she hates, like her first target Smash JT, harassing his wife in private messages and fabricating stories about her husband.

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Smash JT may be Alyssa Mercante's first target to stalk until his life is ruined by her to screech "victory" for the woke community like DEI and Sweet Baby Inc. But he's not alone. Alyssa Mercante continues to stalk ANYONE and ANYBODY criticizing her and covering her controversy, from mostly YouTube ranters to famous Twitch streamers.

A video shown below on August 3rd, 2024, Alyssa Mercante stalked and crashed Hypnotic's livestream because Smash JT is a guest, rubbing her fatass all over his livestream on how she raised over $22K for a scam charity Trans Lifeline in her GET RICH OR DEI TRYING 15-hour Twitch stream with the help of her beta cuckold allies being good beta paypiggies.

(Watch at the end of the video)


ALYSSA'S SPECIALTY IN CLICKBAIT JOURNALISM: FALSIFYING STORIES

Speaking of the indie game Farm Folks, Alyssa Mercante uses Farm Folks CEO Alex Koshelkov (while being bullied and bending over backwards over jiggling breasts) and throws him off the bus the next day, after he caught her LYING about the CEO of Farm Folks implying that gamers are incels as Alyssa gloats about it on her hit Kotaku clickbait. In some light and pair of balls from the CEO himself, Alex saved some receipts on how he's pissed off at Alyssa's lies and using him as a tool, just like all Kotaku clickbait journalists that hates gamers and the industry itself, except for themselves.
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ALYSSA WENT FULL FROSK-TARDED (FROSK VERSION 2.0)
"And if you have a problem with that, come fight me. Physically. Bitch!" - Alyssa Mercante, Summer Game Fest 2024 with the Giant Bomb soyboys on the big red comfy cuck sofa.

In June 2024, Alyssa Mercante went too far that rose her lolcow fame too fast and there's no turning back from it. During the Summer Game Fest 2024 with Giant Cucks, aka Giant Bomb, at their big comfy cuck sofa surrounded by a bunch of fat sweaty soy-bearded soy-glasses soyboy beta cuck allies (Niki Grayson, Vida Starčević, Rebakah Valentine, Ben Hanson, Jordan "The Diddler" Middler, Kotaku Senior Writer Ethan Gach, Jeff Grubb, and Charles Harte) sitting on the big comfy Giant Bomb cuck sofa, Alyssa Mercante went full Froskurinn. The same Frosk that rant about 'Sexism in Gaming" while attacking gamers in the G4TV 2021 Reboot that failed so badly it lasted in less than a year. But this time, stepping on different level. Alyssa went Frosk 2.0 by challenging everyone that dares criticizing her (Gamers, YouTubers, us at Kiwi Farms, etc.) to a public physical fistfight. And Giant Bomb acted like beta sealions, clapping for her. Thus became one of Alyssa's nicknames, the Discount Frosk.



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Some like YouTube ranter Vara Dark accept the Discount Frosk's offer to a fight in public, only for Alyssa Mercante to instantly hiding in fear and claim she was "joking" while stalking and harassing Vara Dark in her private messages. If Alyssa Mercante really does claim she was kidding, she would state a serious apology for her public fight rant against everyone criticizing her, learn to grow the hell up, and do her job as a normal gaming journalist without making hate clickbaits smearing gamers as the bad guys. So, for now, the fight still stands, and Alyssa is still stalking and provoking Vara Dark. Who's the "bunch of pussies" now Alyssa?

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ALYSSA'S WHITE HATRED (EXCEPT FOR HERSELF AND HER ALLIES)

Alyssa Mercante likes to wish death to her targets she likes to stalk, like Mark "Grummz" Kern, Jeremy "Quarter Pounder" Hambly, Vara Dark, Smash JT, and Ninja. Why? Because she hypocritically hates white people, especially white males who she's proud to be racist towards. She hates them enough to want them dead, except for her self-hating allies, her self-hating elite simps, and her current love interest. But not as much as based president Donald Trump that self-gave her imaginary TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). She praises the failed assassination of 45th & future 47th President Donald Trump that happened on July 13th, 2024, during the election between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, after crooked Joe Biden drops out just to sit in his cuck chair rooting for her. Alyssa later deleted her tweets on social media to cover any evidence to look like she's happy that someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump. But what she doesn't know is that once someone archives it and saves screenshots to post on the internet, it's on the internet, forever.

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ALYSSA THE RACIST
(人種差別主義者のアリッサ・メルカンテ)

Alyssa Mercante is not only a hypocritical misandrist racist to all white males (except for her self-hating allies and simps), straight white couples, cis women, normal white women, and white male gamers, but she's also racist to the Japanese and its Japanese gaming audience for being offended over Ubisoft's Assassin's Creed Shadow that the main character is not a Japanese samurai, but a forced inaccurate DEI black "samurai" Yasuke to inspire George Floyd after he took a deathly knee from three crooked cops. Her racism towards the Japanese started on July 24th, 2024, when Ubisoft was forced to make a cheap unapologetic apology letter to Japan that triggered her to make a vile hate-clickbait Kotaku article about it while shitting on gamers as the common 2024 buzzwords, and later bitch about it 24/7 on Twitter/X while her allies act like sealions clapping for her. She later blamed her Japanese racism on Grummz, as if blaming's going to help her get away from trouble.

"Maybe just say "your racist response to a video game is indicative of moral decay, get bent" instead of this." - Alyssa Mercante's racism to Japan gamers
「代わりに『ビデオゲームに対するあなたの人種差別的な反応は道徳の退廃を示すものだ、日本のゲーマーは頭がおかしい』と言ったほうがいいかもしれない。」

She's also racist to Jewish people, hence retweeting liberal activists, feminazis, and social justice warriors encouraging radicalized domestic Pro-Palestine terrorism and wishing death & misfortune to the Jews and anyone defending the Jewish people like Eli Roth. This disgraces the good name of Palestine.
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And like a typical liberal activist and radical feminist (aka feminazi) making hate clickbait articles as a clickbait gaming journalist for Kotaku, Alyssa Mercante is also hypocritically racist towards gamers too, except for herself and her allies & simps. Another prime example of why stupid people shouldn't hire stupid hateful liberal activists and feminazis like Alyssa Mercante as video game journalists, making hate clickbait articles against the gaming audience, the gamers.
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ALYSSA WRONG: LOLSUIT ATTORNEY
On August 21st, 2024, Alyssa Mercante complained on Twitter/X that it's nearly six months since all her "haters" are still criticizing her for that hate clickbait Kotaku article defending Sweet Baby Inc from gamers and GamerGate 2.0, that NOBODY STILL ASKED FOR GAMERGATE 2.0 TO HAPPEN. And for her next move of grifting? She decided to file lawsuits (more like lolsuits) against all of her haters for harassment and doxxing. And she can't be successful without all her allies and simps to turn into paypiggies by donating to her GoFundMe to make it happen. She claims to be represented by KUSK Law, the same KUSK Law that sued Jesse James Comer for over $500K for harassing and doxxing a Bungie Community Manager that Alyssa gloats about on her Kotaku clickbait article last year on July 13th, 2023.

What she DOESN'T KNOW is that her lolsuit would backfire badly for everything she has done in the past. That, and it may be another of her grifting to ask for money. Thus, giving her another nickname, Discount Anita Sarkeesian.


Hey Alyssa, "If you have a problem with that, come fight us. Physically. Bitch!"

But seriously Alyssa, you're not going to win this fight. Your male ally cuckold of a "lawyer" Lane A. Haygood is unprofessional and a fraud that's not even listed in KUSK Law. The only smart move is to leave the internet and never return. And might as well go back to sex working, because sucking is what you do best.

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ALYSSA WHORECANTE

Besides behaving like a narcissistic attention whore, she's literally a whore who worked in the sex industry in the past. A past similar as Zoe Quinn; except Alyssa Mercante doesn't have blood permanently stained on her for murder, like Zoe Quinn did with Alec Holowka and an elderly customer who wanted a lap dance from her. But she still does have blood on her hands for her abortions she likes to brag about.

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And straight from the horse's mouth, more like the whorse's mouth, Alyssa Mercante admit on social media (April 6th, 2024) that she sucked a lot of dicks to get into the gaming industry and into clickbait gaming journalism. So, there's your tl;dr Gaming Origins of Alyssa Mercante in a nutshell. And it makes sense too since she was a sex worker that should go back into the sex industry instead of the gaming industry to piss off gamers with hate clickbait gaming articles and recruiting hypocritical anti-gamer soyboys as her allies and her simps. Some like Kahlief Adams and Dave Rivera became elite simps of her.

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Alyssa Mercante also has an archived 2015-2020 history of overly rude and crude sexual tweets on the internet before she became the lolcow she is today. Whenever someone makes a crude sexual joke about her, she would play the "Rules for Thee but Not for Me" strategy by pulling both the hypocrisy card AND the victim card far from up her ass to scream "MUH SEXUAL HARASSMENT" and "MUH LAWYERS" to stalk-harass that person until cancelled.

At least you're not as worse as what describes Rimjob Mercante herself below.
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Every image in this gallery was voluntarily posted by Alyssa Mercante herself on social media for the purposes of financial enrichment and self-promotion, without any coercion known to this author. Thanks for contributing, Alyssa!
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IN CONCLUSION TO SUM UP ALYSSA MERCANTE'S LOLCOW BEHAVIOR AND HER LIFE'S QUEST FOR GLUTTONOUS HATE-ATTENTION IN A NUTSHELL (IN TH FORM OF LULZ)

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Her Twitter/X - Where she mainly hangs out.
*Her XCancel Page just in case she's using a chain blocking program or just blocking you over all kinds of criticism. But now that Elon Musk owns Twitter/X, you can still see her posts, except you can't reply, retweet, like, and send messages.
Her Bluesky - Secondary place for her bitching and being ass-patted by her simps on Bluesky (more like Bluecry) whenever she rants on quitting Twitter/X. People like her, always crawls back later.
Her Twitch - You have to be a simp with money to watch her videos after her livestreams. And it's a "LGBTQ+ DEI PoC safe space" only.
Her YouTube - Pointless ranting videos about the gamers as chuds, and sometimes playing the victim card without the factual context on what really happen.
Her Instagram
Her TikTok
Her Facebook - Images and videos now empty.
Her Streamlabs - For simps only to give her money whenever she's desperate playing the victim card.
Her Second Streamlabs
Her Reddit (Archive)
Her Discord Server - The Mercenaries, where she and her simps (including her main simps like Airbagged) hideout to plot evil diabolic plans against Smash JT and the rest of the YouTube ranters that dares criticizes her for not taking the responsibilities for her own actions.
Her Thread Reader - In case she got you blocked on Twitter/X, which is now pointless thanks to Elon Musk changing it.
Her Xbox True Achievements
Her Letterboxd
Her Kotaku Profile - Fired! LOL!
Her Roblox Profile
Her Trello
Her MyFitnessPal
Her Academia - Newcastle University, only cares about queer crap.
Her Epic Games - AlyssaMerc15
Her Emails - amercante@kotaku.com, amercante@kotaku.org, alyssamerc@gmail.com, amercan1@binghamton.edu, alyssamercante@futurepconline.com, amercante@acc-construction.com, alyssa.mercante@futurenet.com, amercante@aol.com, and alyssacrivera@yahoo.com (a coincidence relation with her simp Dave Rivera?).
Her Phone Numbers - (Mobile) +1 (516)-394-0945, (Maybe her Landline) +1 (516) 293-5890, (Luxottica) (516) 359-9345, (And others from 2020) (516) 384-0945 & (516) 526-3949.
Her Muck Rack
Her Soyjak Wiki Page
Alana Mercante's Job - Employed at New York Institute of Technology
Michael Mercante's Emails - mikeginaaa@att.net and michaelmercante@juno.com
Patrick Mulligan's Instagram - Ex-Fiancée
Shane Plantier's Instagram
Shane Plantier's Etsy (archive)
Shane Plantier's Facebook (archive)
Shane Plantier's Linkedin
Shane Plantier's Pinterest (archive)

"And if you have a problem with that, come fight me. Physically. Bitch!" - Alyssa Mercante, Summer Game Fest 2024 with the Giant Bomb soyboys on the big red comfy cuck sofa.
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Game "journalists" like these are a dime a dozen, though I find it particularly disgusting how this one went out of their fucking way to harass someone's family over "muh harassment" with a clearly malicious intent to cause familial conflicts. The fact they didn't get fired over this tomfuckery is a testament to the pigsty state of modern-day games journalism.

With the sperging aside, I'd love to see this thread fleshed out further. You've posted a lot of screenshots but did very little archiving in the way of tweets aside from screenshotting them, which in this day and age isn't enough.

I've archived the tweets I could find from your screenshots:
 
I don't see how giving attention in the form of a thread to a person who so desperately craves it is beneficial to anyone but Alyssa at this point, but I guess it was inevitable. I would rather wait for her to do something really stupid, which is bound to happen sooner than later looking at her trajectory.

If I could make a suggestion, I'd add a note about how she feeds on negative attention and that it's better to ignore her than to give her ammunition to keep playing victim and crybullying her way into relevance.
 
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I don't see how giving attention in the form of a thread to a person who so desperately craves it is beneficial to anyone but Alyssa at this point, but I guess it was inevitable. I would rather wait for her to do something really stupid, which is bound to happen sooner than later looking at her trajectory.

If I could make a suggestion, I'd add a note about how she feeds on negative attention and that it's better to ignore her than to give her ammunition to keep playing victim and crybullying her way into relevance.
Yeah, that's an argument seen often in the Sweet Baby thread for this specimen. I think this thread should be allowed to incubate in PG until she does something really stupid that gets her a lot of flak.


@Frosted Snowflakes I see you're already on top of things in that thread and I was about to link you your own post. Here's a good one from her college days:
 
Alyssa posted a bunch about the original GamerGate back in 2015/2016. Here's some of the tweets from her from that time period that mention it. They have been arranged in chronological order for your convenience.

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Archives (also in chronological order):
It's excruciatingly painful to look through all of her tweets because she constantly goes on and on with her politics like she hasn't gotten out of her SJW phase that started nearly a decade ago.
 
All this narcissism is just to be fed on unwanted negative attention and it's better to ignore Alyssa than to stuff her face with attention to keep playing the victim card
Why I really don't care.

I'm so indifferent to this gaymer gay 2 shit. Both """teams""" are retarded and full of arrested development.
 
I agree with others that this thread is early. It should be allowed to marinate here for as long as it takes for her to do something really loudly next-level stupid that would warrant the thread going live.

Also, I said this a few time in the SBI thread way back but if and when this thread goes live I think it should be in the Beauty Parlor. Putting this in Lolcows with other career cows or Grift Wars with other leftists will just make her feel vindicated and give her more reasons to say she’s being victimized by the incels or whatever. Alyssa’s been divorced once already, is an ex camgirl, is possibly an alcoholic, is developing a plastic surgery addiction, she has an ugly hipster boyfriend, and she wears a lot of stupid outfits and takes a lot of selfies. These topics need a woman’s touch, and focusing on them (while also enjoying careercow antics) will bring the best milk. Alyssa is a mean girl, throw her to the mean girls.

Here are my relevant posts from the SBI thread (snipped to keep them short so I don’t shit up the thread), please click through for screenshots, links, archives of embarrassing TikTok’s and stuff.

She could be like an alcoholic east coast Anisa. How fun!

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She's a wannabe art hoe. She was a mid, forgettable, bland girl with no real passions or talents or personality back in high school and college. Then about 2014 she discovered pop feminism / liberal feminism / "male tears" brand feminism and made it her entire personality. She's just an amalgamation of trends and slang.

An old screenname of Alyssa's is @beerandfeminism, which was also the name of her tumblr blog.

Oh god she is a midlife crisis girlie.

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And going full Zoe Quinn with the motorcycle and everything. STOPPP.
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Some plastic surgery TikTok’s in this one:
She's plastic surgery obsessed and doesn't know how to dress like an adult.


Bonus OT tweet because girls like this need you to know that they hate other women and especially love to rip on them for petty reasons like not doing makeup the "right" way:
 
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I'm a bit doubtful about thise thread mostly because people already reached a consensus that while it's true that Alyssa is a lolcow, there shouldn't be a thread about her because she is begging for one so she can use play the victim card and blame the Evil Farmers of Kiwi Fruits and Bird that we're pushing her to, I don't know, sacrifice her unborn children to moloch?
In all seriousness, I think this thread is just a favour to an attention seeker bitch such as her, as it's basically ammo for her victim complex.

I agree with Osama Bin Laden and others, as it it's a bit too early and there's still stuff she's doing, maybe save it as a draft and keep adding to it until this retarded Gamergate 2 thing dies down a bit. But I didn't know she was this active during Game Gate 1 either, what a loser.
(or post this onto the secret circle, lol) jk

I'm not saying what I really think of her, because she's probably screenshot it, add it on her twitter, and make a whole witch-hunt campaign about it. Remember what happened with Brianna Wu lol.

But with all this said, I'm looking forward to this thread. I bet the OP will be covering at least one forum page.
 
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Yeah, that's an argument seen often in the Sweet Baby thread for this specimen. I think this thread should be allowed to incubate in PG until she does something really stupid that gets her a lot of flak.
For now the seed is planted here at the Prospering Grounds and all we can do is wait until it's fully grown and ready.
 
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