Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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if this was a very recent decision to turn Kotaku into an aggregate mill, it really does sound like that Kotaku management realize that Kotaku cannot do actual journalism and every time they try they just get fucking hate towards them and I’m sure that the content aggregation was the only thing that made any money at all.

Kotaku writer: “I wanna be a rweal journalist and write about black gay trans wxmen in games!!”

Kotaku mngmt: “no one’s gonna read that, write about the 10 hardest Mario Odyssey levels again”

I hope they all learned to code

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if this was a very recent decision to turn Kotaku into an aggregate mill, it really does sound like that Kotaku management realize that Kotaku cannot do actual journalism and every time they try they just get fucking hate towards them and I’m sure that the content aggregation was the only thing that made any money at all.

Kotaku writer: “I wanna be a rweal journalist and write about black gay trans wxmen in games!!”

Kotaku mngmt: “no one’s gonna read that, wrote about the 10 hardest Mario Odyssey levels again”

I hope they all learned to code

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Rooting for the winning team is easy...until they start losing.
 
Even beyond any woke shit or any political agenda of any flavor, this is just downright evil. Psychopathically motivated greed and self-aggrandizement. "It doesn't matter what I have to ruin, how many lives I have to hinder, as long as it benefits *me*."

Fucking disgusting.

And these people have the gall to pretend like *we* are the problem.
 
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Even beyond any woke shit or any political agenda of any flavor, this is just downright evil. Psychopathically motivated greed and self-aggrandizement. "It doesn't matter what I have to ruin, how many lies I have to hinder, as long as it benefits *me*."

Fucking disgusting.

And these people have the gall to pretend like *we* are the problem.
Exactly what the Suicide Squad game promoted. Evil is now good and good is now evil. This is postmodernism at work.
 
if this was a very recent decision to turn Kotaku into an aggregate mill, it really does sound like that Kotaku management realize that Kotaku cannot do actual journalism and every time they try they just get fucking hate towards them and I’m sure that the content aggregation was the only thing that made any money at all.
Probably also a good way to get the most annoying people to quit.
 
Kotaku is pivoting to the Valnet model. Valnet runs a ton of bullshit "gaming" content farms, but they're really dedicated to mobile advertisement, where most users aren't smart enough to use an ad-blocker.

They're hoping those people looking up game guides on their phone will land on their nest of video ad aids.
 
About that Kotaku editor resigning....

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"Kotaku's major source of traffic is not guides."

Kotaku doesn't have a major source of traffic besides comical financial insolvency. You would think the editor-in-chief knows that but clearly they're a moron.

"Games Journalism is suffering greatly - should we try and pivot to anything else and find a new foothold or just regurgitate the same garbage and expect the parent company to just pay for it?"
 
I already knew G/O media were fucking idiots, but it turns out I was wrong. They're not pivoting to the Valnet model, they're just copying their homework like a shit flinging ape.

Valnet flat out admits what they do:

If you click advertising on Kotaku, you get an autoplaying video of a nigger. That is not a joke.
 
unrelated but can someone explain to me why palworld is sucha huge success? i played it for a few hours to see what the hype was about, and i found it pretty boring. shallow combat, generic open world survival craft shit slapped on top - if this slop is considered a serious competitor to pokemon then pokemon must have suffered quite a drastic fall from grace since i last played one of their games (which was ages ago, pokemon silver on the game boy color)
Yes, yes indeed their quality has fallen HARDCORE since then. That is certainly a big reason, the other being; Ohey, we can make Pokemon slave labour camps. Or butcher them when any of them want to start a union. Tho honestly survival craft has been a weird fandom for a long time, add human's weakness to collect and train animals. And the backlash of kids whining 'it's stolen! AI! Weeeehhh" and you got yourself a golden gem in the market.
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This is another reason why a lot of NA gamers have been upset for ages. The fact that "gaming" as an industry has been China first for the longest time given that's the only way they can make back the money they spend on making games in the first place. Movies are the same way.
Certain countries outside of the US censor, sure. But when it comes to places like Germany, that just means they take out the blood or recolor it.

Ironically, whilst you talk about an upset NA market that aimed at China. There's been a shift since the ps5 era away from Sony in Japan. Because there, Japanese were complaining how Sony was aiming for America, and ignoring Japanese interests.
 
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