Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

I wonder if it would work with just a paste made of soda
Now that I think about it- I've never seen cream of tartar in any store
Something I never think about until I need.
Maybe because it's mildly abrasive that's why if you mix oil and baking soda you can remove labels off of jars.
 
Irrelevant blogpost but the other day me and a friend were in the grocery store, trying to find some sort of easy non-controversial snack food to bring to an event. Meanwhile there was a black woman walking a few feet front of us. We walked past an area where there was watermelon and my friend mentioned maybe bringing watermelon without really thinking about it. As soon as the black woman heard the word she turned around to look back at us as if on reflex, then looked away when she realized we weren't talking to her/trying to be racist or whatever I guess. The jokes write themselves lmao
 
"KoolAid Cornstarch brick"


"Candied strawberry"


Last but not least, perfect for this site: "Candied fruit roll up kiwi"



Bonus: I looked a little deeper into this woman and apparently she was arrested for (alleged) first-degree bank robbery.
 
"KoolAid Cornstarch brick"
Imagine being a melanated individual, excited to open up your delicious brick of cornstarch and koolaid you brought for dinner, after a long day of running drugs. You tear open the brown paper packaging and tinfoil, only to realize you kept a brick of cocaine and accidentally gave a customer your meal instead!

Real ghetto issues man, sheeeit.
 
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