Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Not very hood-like of him. Every hood white bread ass nigga knows that snitches get the stiches. Aaron didn't snitch to the coppers about the cocaine or neglect, he's a true hood white bread ass nigga. Hereby, Nick Rekieta's hood certificate is revoqued.
 
Cross-posting from Aaron thread: Aaron’s two warrants for revenge porn are public (link, archive) and comedian Kevin Brennan is reporting that he was arrested and charged today. Awaiting confirmation.

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Now I really want Ethan Ralph to fight him now.

I can see the title now... 'Two Sex Offenders fighting because they're both scorned cucks'
 
Aaron is on probation due to violating the restraining order against his ex-wife Ashley. So this could really fuck him. Most importantly, it doesn’t bode well for Aaron continuing to air Nick’s filthy laundry.

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Can they use something that was done before he was on probation against him if he is found guilty of it after he got on probation?
 
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Curious Superchat or Rumblerant last night. (I'm not sure which platform it's from. I don't see evidence of it on YT and cannot see the Rumble chat on replay.)
I don't have time to properly do graphs right now but it was indeed a rumble rant.
There are a few different organizations that go by this name, but the most likely candidate appears to be this YouTube account.

I wonder what this "business" they keep vague-posting about might be.

Since it was a Rumble Rant, it was probably sent from this Rumble account, but that could still be their YouTube channel.
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Aaron is on probation due to violating the restraining order against his ex-wife Ashley. So this could really fuck him. Most importantly, it doesn’t bode well for Aaron continuing to air Nick’s filthy laundry.
While that kind of sucks, it's funny this cuck is also getting his comeuppance. Also it may be useful pressure, much like the case against April, if the prosecution really is going in so hard on Cuckieta that they're willing to pull some teeth to get testimony from his co-perps.

Especially the case against April strongly suggests they want to go in hard on that big-nosed cuck and if they have to file some more charges to "persuade" some potential witnesses to testify, they're going to do it.

I hope Balldo maintains his current bravado. I suspect it won't turn out well for him (whether or not the Aaron and April shit are even a consideration here since I am purely speculating).
 
I love how the revenge porn complaint repeatedly refers to “the relationship.” A judge or anyone else just reading that will think it’s referring to a run of the mill dating relationship between a bitter man and his wronged ex-girlfriend. The prosecutor will have to explain, well, no, there was not just that one relationship.

“See, your honor, the defendant also had a relationship with his now ex-wife. And the ex- wife has a relationship with the victim. And she also a relationship with the husband of the victim. And the victim and the ex-wife also have a relationship. Oh, and the defendant and the husband of the victim had a relationship.”

“Counselor, I’m confused. You’ve mentioned approximately a dozen relationships.”

“Your honor, they were all fucking each other.”
 
All I have to say is what a complete gold-digging slut. Those boutique chains charge you sometimes twice as much or even more for exactly the same shit that is on the shelf at Walmart or even Dollar General or even the even-shittier-than-DG white trash stores. You should save trips to Whole Foods specifically for things you can't get elsewhere. Even then Trader Joe's, if you have it, often has WF quality items for half the price.

Maybe Nick and April really are soulmates, two stupid fucks who think if you pay more for something, it makes you rich and you have taste on top of that. Wigger rich fucking fleabags.

Also there is literally nothing wrong with Aldi.
When I lived in Colorado I liked Safeway and in Florida I preferred Albertsons, coincidentally they’re the same stores with different names. The Safeway generic versions of most things were often better than the brand name alternatives. Minnesota has shit for grocery stores, Byerlys/Lunds are overpriced and Cub Foods is overpriced and shitty. Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s are fine but not very practical. Rainbow Foods was slightly better than Cub Foods in spite of having a gayer name but they closed down. Costco is usually the best option, especially for meats when you can get 4 - 1 1/2 inch thick 1lbs. ribeyes for $40 as opposed to half inch thick garbage for $19.99 a pound at Cub.
 
Also adding this STMS clip, just Nick talking about Kiwifarms issues he tried to tell Null about in the shower, then makes a dig that Null watches “shota”.
The “you’re watching a man out of control” stuck out to me. Nick always tries to suck up to Null in ways (eg I love the guy, he’s my friend, etc) them immediately insults him. I used to think some of that was Nick trying to seem unbothered and cope to himself. At least after it passed the point where Nick could reasonably expect Null to suddenly start sweeping. But it was just throwing shit at the wall and hoping something stick, he only ever says that stuff as a manipulation tactic. Of course the thread has already covered this, I just think it’s funny now Nick has basically given up and reaches lower to insult Null each time. He’s seething.

Edit: In that stream, Aaron referred to April as “the one Nick loves more.” Just a sentiment I know would piss Nick off since he does everything in his power to pretend the Lady Rackets charade is real.

Do you smell that chat, do i smell a bit of hypocrisy?
 
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Aaron is on probation due to violating the restraining order against his ex-wife Ashley. So this could really fuck him. Most importantly, it doesn’t bode well for Aaron continuing to air Nick’s filthy laundry.

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When I read "body only bench warrant" I wondered exactly what the fuck that even meant. It actually means exactly what it sounds like, I mean unless you thought it meant shoot the defendant and bring his corpse to court.

A bench warrant can specify the extent that law enforcement can execute a warrant. For example, a judge might issue a warrant with a requirement that it be body only. In other words, the only way that the warrant can be satisfied is by detaining the person and requiring an actual in-person appearance before a Judge. For less serious offenses, the Court might set a specific dollar amount for their warrant. Hypothetically, if the judge were to issue a warrant with a $1,000 bail amount, the person detained could provide the money as a guarantee that they will appear in Court.
I had never seen this term before but apparently it's a thing in Minnesota and at least Wisconsin. Must be some Scandinavian incel prude thing.
 
Why the fuck was Nick even involved in this?

Is this a humiliation fetish thing?

Why was Nick needed to explain how his wife sent nudes through a group chat to the other man she was fucking?
I don’t know, but Aaron should not tolerate this type of betrayal from the qover, and the best way to fight back would be to immediately reveal any secrets he’s been holding in his back pocket for the right moment. And that moment is now.
 
I have no idea. I mentioned it hoping that a PRACTICING lawyer (or @AnOminous) would know.
I'm not sure of the timeline. Wasn't he already under a restraining order at the time? I don't know if he was also on probation. It's possible he could be subject to any penalties for violating a restraining order (or consent decree or anything that this would violate) but that they can't go after him on a probation violation.

I don't really know the timeline (or Minnesota law which may be specific and weird and FUNNY as it often is).
 
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