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OOOOOOHHHH
I'm sorry man, I'm a bit 'tarded. That is actually a very good point to bring up.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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I'm sorry man, I'm a bit 'tarded. That is actually a very good point to bring up.
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Yes, we were all girls. Girls are the ones who are online openly fangirling about male pop stars. As far as trans, whoever said it was pre- current year gender shit is 100% right. Some of us were bi, but I'm pretty sure none of us were trans. The only "boys" were Stephen and Aaron, who were the same girl larping and sockpuppeting.
I also don't think Stephanie is a pedo in the sense that she's sexually aroused by children, but she's opportunistic, inappropriate, impulsive, and manipulative. She's basically the tucute of pedophilia, she uses a different formula to end at the same answer.
She did what she did with us not because she got off to EPI or corrupting children, but because she gets off to Michael Jackson and we were Michael Jackson fans who didn't know better.
This was part of what made it easy for her to amass a personal army on DeviantArt; MJ fans regularly go apeshit defending Michael. If she was Michael, we were naturally poised to defend her. Stephanie's made the claim Michael wasn't a pedo in life (because it's the most unpopular opinion at large and the most popular in the Moonwalker community and Stephanie is very into popular unpopular opinions) but that he forced her to groom us, so effectively he's only a pedo after he died??? It's super stupid. It's lolcow logic at its best.
(FWIW I'm still a big MJ fan and still believe in his innocence, but that's not relevant because contrary to Stephanie's belief she never talked to Michael Jackson's fucking ghost.)
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So she hates Nazis (ie: people who aren't actually Nazis, just anyone who doesn't agree with her) but is friends with people who actually identify as Nazis? How interesting.
I'm sure she will lower the tone and share her Loki faptic then get kicked.
I'm sure the only thing that's stopping you from taking drugs is the law, Stephanie. Aren't you meant to be a punk anarchist? I genuinely think if she did a psychedelic (an actual one, not some snake oil from Etsy) it would break her brain. I know it's already broken, but...
This is founded in nonsense.
Looks like a tray of baby vomit. She's probably going to down them all in one go on her own. If she complains about IBS later then we know the baby puke cookies caused it.
She obviously thinks she's above making coffee.
This is the saddest, creepiest and most pathetic thing I have heard in forever.
No Staph, I think they got it right. You tend to read half of one book and then think you know it all, then start fucking any character in that book on the astral plane.
I always like to try and end on a wholesome cat picture.
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From my experience, most people who lean left act like this. It makes the entirety of the left look like retards. Well, more of retards than they already look like, at least.
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In honor of Michael Jackson's 66th birthday, I have doodled Stephanie on scrap paper at work with her lovely new romper. YWNBMJ, Stephanie! 
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This is way too cute to be Staph! Needs the dead autistic glare and tiny butthole mouth, and an awkward pose that reminds one of an old person who just shat themselves.In honor of Michael Jackson's 66th birthday, I have doodled Stephanie on scrap paper at work with her lovely new romper. YWNBMJ, Stephanie!
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Yet another media property it's weird that Stephanie didn't get into. Other than the MCU's version of Loki, and a brief flirtation with Kylo Ren, she's very much stuck on (her own version of) real human men.
Shame.
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Obviously bitching about drug laws is dumb when muh anarchism, but it is especially so when you consider that you don't get fucking MDMA sprouting ready made out of the ground-unlike.. Wait for it..
Go and pick some fly agaric mushrooms for free which grow in your fucking state, you fat sped!
It may take more than a stinky shuffle to the gas station but honestly, not much more.
It might be a half day at least of getting a bus a bit out of town and spending an hour or so looking,
If you actually had any congregation with the local community to which you "attend the spiritual needs of", any local crusty could even tell you exactly where, and it's coming up to mushroom time. They'll probably be early too, this rather wet weather year.
If you genuinely can't manage that, what amounts to all told a few hours of various gentle to moderate tasks -
then I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to admit to Druidry being a thing that being "disabled" has, tragically, robbed you of.
Go and pick some fly agaric mushrooms for free which grow in your fucking state, you fat sped!
It may take more than a stinky shuffle to the gas station but honestly, not much more.
It might be a half day at least of getting a bus a bit out of town and spending an hour or so looking,
If you actually had any congregation with the local community to which you "attend the spiritual needs of", any local crusty could even tell you exactly where, and it's coming up to mushroom time. They'll probably be early too, this rather wet weather year.
If you genuinely can't manage that, what amounts to all told a few hours of various gentle to moderate tasks -
then I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to admit to Druidry being a thing that being "disabled" has, tragically, robbed you of.
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YWNBAD (you will never be a druid)
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If Metalocalypse aired today, Gyro would be the perfect exaggerated stereotype they'd use to make fun of...take your pick.
Murderface comes out as trans. Doesn't shave the stache because he doesn't OWE YOU PASSING but constantly asks the others if they think he passes today. His pronouns are piss/pisself. Pickles gets canceled because he refuses to use them and thinks it's stupid.
He goes to a support group and there they are, the Womb Wizard, there to mentor the newly cracked egg and begin teaching him all about the many MOGAI identities and flags. They encourage him to make a pissgender flag, but he gets kicked out for putting a swastika of penises on it, pissing in all directions.
Next day Murderface decides he is a guy because he "lovesh cock...I-I mean HAVING A CAWK. HAVING one!!"
"I love cock" Murderface tee shirts become best sellers.
During his dick playing bass solo at a show, Gyro becomes possessed by the spirit of Mark Chapman and aggressively waddles, brandishing a shitty mall viking sword and charging the stage. They trip over a wire and bring giant speakers and the set down on them and the audience. Pyrotechnics shoot at the crowd and kill hundreds. The end.
He goes to a support group and there they are, the Womb Wizard, there to mentor the newly cracked egg and begin teaching him all about the many MOGAI identities and flags. They encourage him to make a pissgender flag, but he gets kicked out for putting a swastika of penises on it, pissing in all directions.
Next day Murderface decides he is a guy because he "lovesh cock...I-I mean HAVING A CAWK. HAVING one!!"
"I love cock" Murderface tee shirts become best sellers.
During his dick playing bass solo at a show, Gyro becomes possessed by the spirit of Mark Chapman and aggressively waddles, brandishing a shitty mall viking sword and charging the stage. They trip over a wire and bring giant speakers and the set down on them and the audience. Pyrotechnics shoot at the crowd and kill hundreds. The end.
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"Wanna know how I got this number??"
Also. Michael Myers is already autistic. He's nonverbal.
Also also, I wonder what her most infamous is....
Also. Michael Myers is already autistic. He's nonverbal.
Also also, I wonder what her most infamous is....
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So she just gave Magneto's backstory to the Joker?
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I wouldn't be surprised if that was literally what happened. She doesn't seem smart enough to come up with genuine creative ideas
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I wish I worked with you so badly. Ever considered Pennsylvania?
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She's already shown how bad she is at identifying plant species correctly... in this thread, even, I remember when she was 'identifying' some twitter/tumblr rando's foraging results and telling them that some actually mildly toxic thing was A-okay. Stapphy's level of foraging is 'chomped a dandelion in a Wegman's parking lot', I don't trust her not to die by retarded misadventure if she decides she's gonna forage for mushrooms.
(Apologies for the double post, but I went back and found some plant misadventures for the new folks).
Here's the time Stapphy helpfully told a Twitter rando that it was fine to eat something that literally turned out to be called poisonberry:
This bitch is going to get herself or someone else poisoned someday.
It's a corn lily, aka poisonberry.
And here is a time where Stapphy was wondering why 'morning glory seeds' were making her violently shit herself instead of.. whatever they were supposed to be doing.
This is not a druidboxxy who was made to be a mushroom forager.
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This bitch is gonna see poison ivy one day and think it's basil (if she even goes outside)
(Also thank you for digging these up. Had a real good laugh
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Do we have any old links/caps of these stories? They sound like really unique ideas. I want to read a story where Magneto crosses over to the DC world and looks like Heath Ledger, and one where Michael Myers acts no differently than he usually acts. I'm sure they're really groundbreaking pieces of writing.
I wonder which one of her fanfics she classes as her most 'infamous'? Is it the self insert fanfic of being Jeffrey Dahmer's boyfriend and getting called a tranny by one of his victim's relatives? Or maybe the one where Jeffrey Dahmer is a viking that rapes a boy but the boy ends up liking it so it's fine, which also has a scene where a man fucks a wolf? Or maybe it's the one where Jeff gets reincarnated as an elf and uses fairy magic to teleport into a library to watch porn on a computer (my personal favourite)? I can't decide. I guess if it's one in which she 'humanizes the worst character' then I guess it might be the self insert Jeffrey Dahmer boyfriend one, because she makes him cry every time he rapes someone, showing that he has uwu sad boy emotions.