Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Roland TB-303]

Sigh. I don't know what it is about the cult stalking my family that keeps bringing out all the weird personality disorders in my industry, but here's another one to be aware of.

I am surrounded by miscreants, criminals, weirdos and idiots but it’s obviously all of them who are at fault.

 

[An automatic clown]

Talking about consent with regards to "using' a phone number is one of the most retarded things Fatrick has ever said.

 

[John_Smith]

Didn't Brian Keene chime in when Piggy attacked Lori Janeski? Someone with a twitter can confirm? Would this be after the alleged phone call? I'd bet that other actual authors, Hi Larry Correia, contacted Brian to warn him about Ol' Bitch Tits.


Piggy has not read Upton Sinclair's* "The Jungle", but he did watch Disney's animated movie "The Jungle Book" so of course he feels qualified to comment.

Today's word is ultracrepidarian n. A presumptuous someone who has no special knowledge, or any particular knowledge, of a subject but who expresses an opinion, often a strong opinion, about it.

Everyone can easily determine how to use this word in a sentence. It's a target rich environment which Piggy has provided.

Today's word is brought to you by the letter "F" Fat, Fail, Fat, Faggot, Fat, Fat, and Fat.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

To put a song in your heart for Friday and the weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yblk2fwhiX8

She farted on my nuts.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sidebar: Calling him Ricky is even funnier than Rick. Paddy HATES a diminutive.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick is attempting to correct the narrative on Brian Keene, but he broke his own thread and seems to have deleted it?

"Because I am a delusional fat faggot with bitch tits, I thought childing someone in DMs got him to agree with me, but he still thinks I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits! REEEEEEEE!"

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

a they/them on bluesky called pat a "sausage-fingered vulgarian" lol

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does horror books reviews for Tor.com (which is not Tor Books the publishing house)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I am surrounded by miscreants, criminals, weirdos and idiots but it’s obviously all of them who are at fault.

Yes, there's no way people would hate him after meeting, he's such a lovable person. Just ignore all of the hate he spews, rape, and death threats.

 

[ConSluttant]

I saw Eden Lake recently, and I figure if anyone could piss off a group of murderous chavs while he's in the UK, it'd definitely be Patrick.

 

[Thé au lait]

Didn't Brian Keene chime in when Piggy attacked Lori Janeski? Someone with a twitter can confirm? Would this be after the alleged phone call? I'd bet that other actual authors, Hi Larry Correia, contacted Brian to warn him about Ol' Bitch Tits.

The first interaction I can find between them is her replying to a post about him paying Quasi. It's from 31 August 2023, which would've been before the call.
Here's the relevant image linked in one of the replies:


Next confrontation:


The rest of what I found is him oinking about how calling him Patricia is misogynistic, him not being able to accept that her book cover had nothing to do with him, and his automated responses.

This was fun too, though:


Unfortunately archive.is doesn't grab anything more than the xeet in the link

 

[Red Frida]

I sort of get why he gets upset about it. Probably what he was called in school. I myself prefer people calling me by my name as well no matter how difficult it is for people to pronounce. However with Patrick here he looks like the starfishes retarded little brother so he should go with "Rick" instead

A name really is just a word that people say which you will respond to. In that sense Rick is as much his name as his given name. Also he's gained much weight.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Patrick lies about putting his trotters to use. What happened to Susan, did she finally rust out?

who walks 6-8 blocks to grab a pizza? unless you were eating there, why are you carrying food all that distance back on foot, so it can a) cool and congeal or b) melt and lose consistency? his embellishments are shit.

also speaking of the Brian Keene thing, i didn't see it posted but Leslie was also commenting on the matter. it turns out that Patrick has also been a raging fucking faggot to other authors in ways that haven't yet been spoken of publicly. this post by Adam Whitlatch only lends more credence to Larry Correia's experience with Tomlinson.

I actually lost sales at CONvergence several years back because he hung around the signing table telling people my books contain incest (they don’t). He didn’t have any books to sign, so apparently he was starved for attention and decided to make it my problem.

Rick has some kind of astonishing retard luck in that he has somehow avoided being beaten to a pulp like the Ralphamale after all this time and all he's done.



also, let me just take this opportunity to remind people that Patrick's first book, The Ark, contains a young girl being prostituted by her guardians for money & supplies, she's fucking pregnant, and the main character committed statutory rape by kissing her when she put moves on him. to say nothing of the disgusting text used to describe her.

Spoiler: nsfl

(unrelated, but more Trident's Forge will come. haven't had any reading time to myself. life is happening these days.)

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Why does this Fat Rick guy have such a giant, engorged, fat head? And a guy would have to be on some kind of supermeat diet to grow voluptuous bosoms like that.

What a big fat ass.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Patrick is attempting to correct the narrative on Brian Keene, but he broke his own thread and seems to have deleted it?
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19 rib shattering oinks later I guess he's tired himself out. (L) (A)

 

[Thé au lait]

19 rib shattering oinks later I guess he's tired himself out. (L) (A)

Godwin's law is it full effect, I see

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Talking about consent with regards to "using' a phone number is one of the most retarded things Fatrick has ever said.

"These niggers are raping my phone"

 

[Irish Turtle]

"These niggers are raping my phone"

Thats how he lures blacks in the first place

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Talking about consent with regards to "using' a phone number is one of the most retarded things Fatrick has ever said.

The absolute most retarded thing is that Pat always says that the funsters are “harassing my telephone number” — as if a number is a human capable of experiencing harassment.



Reminder: Pat himself published his “private” phone number on his own website for many years. It was removed relatively recently.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

also, let me just take this opportunity to remind people that Patrick's first book, The Ark, contains a young girl being prostituted by her guardians for money & supplies, she's fucking pregnant, and the main character committed statutory rape by kissing her when she put moves on him. to say nothing of the disgusting text used to describe her.

This is why the CONvergence thing is a big misunderstanding! Rick was trying to help! He thought standing around yelling this book’s got incest would be like making it as big as Game of Thrones or some shit, and he’s autistically trying to make friends! He thinks it’s a complement!