Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

He's going to go with the technicality, even though his wife fucked another man and sent nude pics to him, there is no evidence that he enjoyed it, so he is no cuck.

His Our Fapcops Wife gets fucked by other dudes. That makes Lord Balldo a cuck by definition.

 

[Blav]

He's going to go with the technicality, even though his wife fucked another man and sent nude pics to him, there is no evidence that he enjoyed it, so he is no cuck.

Well Destiny would argue that feeling bad/humiliated is what makes you a cuck, and enjoying it actually makes you not a cuck but rather open/poly.
@Destiny (retard) isn't that right champ? tagging you since I know you read my mentions. Tiny you should send Layna to Rekieta, he can give you his wife for 4 days in exchange, Rekieta is kinda similar to Jonny Craig, think about it.

 

[demicolon]

Is qover supposed to be pronounced kow-ver or kwo-ver?

It'sover

 

[MosBodacious]

They have him dead to rights on the misdemeanor, but that harassment upgrade seems bullshit. Talking about someone isn't harassment and I see zero Minnesota case law to support it.

You just know Balldo was pushing the cops for it.

Aaron was even on stream opining his love for Kayla and wanting to help her around this time. They are definitely seeking more than Aaron appears guilty of.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Should "legally declared Cuck" be added to the thread title? I'm Sure Nick will appreciate it.

I think it would be more annoying to put "Formerly Self Declared Law Pope, Currently Legally Declared Cuck"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The fact that Nick is happy to make his cuckold status a matter of the public record shows just how debased he is. Imagine having so little dignity.

Nick only did this to shut him up and force Aaron to stop making fun of him on the internet. He'd do the same to Sean, Legal Mindset and Kurt if he had something on them.

He's lashing out in the most pathetic way possible because that's all he has and he knows he's fucked. This cuck/coke episode is the only thing he's going to be remembered for for the rest of his life.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick only did this to shut him up and force Aaron to stop making fun of him on the internet. He'd do the same to Sean, Legal Mindset and Kurt if he had something on them.

He has tried with Sean, he is just too wet brained to comprehend that "You are fat and eat sandwiches" isn't a legal argument.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He has tried with Sean, he is just too wet brained to comprehend that "You are fat and eat sandwiches" isn't a legal argument.

I meant filing real legal charges. He would snitch on everyone laughing at him if he had something on them to snitch about. He's now the Cuck Junkie Informant of Spicer.

 

[Desktop User2]

Gotta say, Rackets concerned about the publicity of Kayla (body) is the funniest thing.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I seem to remember Rekieta actually covering revenge porn topics and cases before in the past and his position being along the lines of "don't send naked pictures of yourself to other people and expect them to remain private forever!" Am I imagining that happening?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I meant filing real legal charges. He would snitch on everyone laughing at him if he had something on them to snitch about. He's now the Cuck Junkie Informant of Spicer.

Like I said he probably has,

"JUDGE HE IS FAT PUT HIM IN JAIL"

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He has tried with Sean, he is just too wet brained to comprehend that "You are fat and eat sandwiches" isn't a legal argument.

Which is worse?
- You are fat and eat sandwiches
- You slept with Aaron Imholte in bed

 

[Xinnie the_Pooh]

Not quite. A search warrant for a stolen car in a garage is not carte blanche to open any safes in the house. However, if there was a search warrant for a firearm, safes are fair game.

Pretty sure a search warrant for drugs is basically carte blanche to look anywhere in the premises they could reasonably be located which is legitimately anywhere in a house, they could take the registers off the air vents to search if they really wanted.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Which is worse?
- You are fat and eat sandwiches
- You slept with Aaron Imholte in bed

To Nick? The first.

Eating one Dorito every day is the only food you are allowed to have.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know if Nick would even want to do a gloat stream on Aaron and this situation. Or rather, I dunno if he'd wanna do one with the actual documents. Nick seems really cagey about his audience knowing what's really going on in his private life. He still wants to try and rescue the old narrative, that he saw considerable success under, that his home life is wholesome.

On the one hand, him drawing attention to this would be really dumb. On the other hand... he's fucking dumb.

Yes, Aaron is in trouble now, he's a retard, and he takes another L. However, in order for any of that to have happened, Nick had to admit to the cops, and have memorialized in a government document, that his own wife was wilfully sending sexually explicit images to Aaron.

This is some Herman Melville level shit now. The S.S. Balldo is sinking, and all he can think about is getting in a rowboat and going after white whales.

"For hate's sake, I throw my last Balldo at thee."

I seem to remember Rekieta actually covering revenge porn topics and cases before in the past and his position being along the lines of "don't send naked pictures of yourself to other people and expect them to remain private forever!" Am I imagining that happening?

Nope. That happened.

He also (for a time) defended Ethan Ralph behind the scenes regarding his own revenge porn case. Enough to establish an attorney-client relationship according to the both of them.

He also gloated about Claire being hacked and nude images being leaked. She did not actually send nude images to anybody, but rather the hackers got some private stuff off her HD (I believe it was privates images for just her and her husband), so it's not really even the same thing. Kayla's nudes got out because Kayla purposely sent them to Aaron.

He's all over the place on this topic. I think it's just another example of "rules for thee."

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I don't know if Nick would even want to do a gloat stream on Aaron and this situation. Or rather, I dunno if he'd wanna do one with the actual documents. Nick seems really cagey about his audience knowing what's really going on in his private life. He still wants to try and rescue the old narrative, that he saw considerable success under, that his home life is wholesome.

On the one hand, him drawing attention to this would be really dumb. On the other hand... he's fucking dumb.

Yes, Aaron is in trouble now, he's a retard, and he takes another L. However, in order for any of that to have happened, Nick had to admit to the cops, and have memorialized in a government document, that his own wife was wilfully sending sexually explicit images to Aaron.

This is some Herman Melville level shit now. The S.S. Balldo is sinking, and all he can think about is getting in a rowboat and going after white whales.

"For hate's sake, I throw my last Balldo at thee."


Nope. That happened.

He also (for a time) defended Ethan Ralph behind the scenes regarding his own revenge porn case. Enough to establish an attorney-client relationship according to the both of them.

He also gloated about Claire being hacked and nude images being leaked. She did not actually send nude images to anybody, but rather the hackers got some private stuff off her HD (I believe it was privates images for just her and her husband), so it's not really even the same thing. Kayla's nudes got out because Kayla purposely sent them to Aaron.

He's all over the place on this topic. I think it's just another example of "rules for thee."

I'm kinda curious when it all started. I mean, Kayla has 5 children, but does Nick? Maybe he has 3.

Juat curious if this all started say 2-3 years ago, or intensified then, or if it was always a thing.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Congratulations to Nicholas Robert Rekieta for joining the esteemed rank of people like Maddox who you can legally referr to as a cuckold in a court of law.

If I remember right, they never got around to legally establishing Maddox as a cuck because the lawsuit got thrown out. I could be remembering wrong, but I think it's a #MaddoxWon moment. The guy who started his career by covering The Lolsuit is now, by his own admission in the court of law, a bigger cuck than him.

 

[Niggernerd]

How is nick gonna cry about revenge pornography when his best friend is a revenge pornographer lol

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Just curious if this all started say 2-3 years ago, or intensified then, or if it was always a thing.

I know Nick would regularly have a gay furry porn artist named Bonitis on his night show for a while who complained a few times about being injured by dog bites he received while "helping" (fucking) dogs and that Nick had interacted with him IRL and received commissioned artwork from him. That was >6 years ago. I'm pretty sure we are only at the tip of the iceberg re: Nick degeneracy and that this would go back way further if we dug more.

 

[Captain Manning]

I know Nick would regularly have a gay furry porn artist named Bonitis on his night show for a while who complained a few times about being injured by dog bites he received while "helping" (fucking) dogs and that Nick had interacted with him IRL and received commissioned artwork from him. That was >6 years ago. I'm pretty sure we are only at the tip of the iceberg re: Nick degeneracy and that this would go back way further if we dug more.

He also had "Dollhouse Phil" on a few times. Some people also feel Raging Golden Eagle is sussy.

Looking back, you find glimpses of things. They just went largely unnoticed at the time because Nick was seen as "fighting the good fight." Famously, the raccoon and skunk stories flew under the radar until they were rediscovered in 2023.