Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
Is that why he's so focused on establishing in court that April is the Nanny? an argument could be made that April and Nick are the primary caregivers of the household.
I'm sure it's one of the reasons. I think Kayla would have more luck convincing a disinterested party that Nick pressured her into the polycule. Obviously they're all fucked in the head and complicit, but given that Nick is holding all the cards in terms of having a new wife already lined up, it's a bad look in terms of providing a basis for divorce. I actually cannot even picture how the divorce proceedings for this would look though, the Rekietas are a full-on Final Fantasy House situation at this point.
 
The best part of Nick trying to felt Aaron is that all that stuff Nick disclosed about using Signal and the qover will be used to corroborate Aaron's account of the relationship. Lolcow maneuver would be awesome if it torpedoes his Frank's hearing request. Please, please, please, let the Kandiyohi county include it in their written response.
 
The best part of Nick trying to felt Aaron is that all that stuff Nick disclosed about using Signal and the qover will be used to corroborate Aaron's account of the relationship. Lolcow maneuver would be awesome if it torpedoes his Frank's hearing request. Please, please, please, let the Kandiyohi county include it in their written response.
They cases are in different counties so who knows if Kandiyohi will even be paying attention.

Despite all that has happened in the last week, it feels like things have become very tedious and repetitive and there could be months more of the same ahead.
 
They cases are in different counties so who knows if Kandiyohi will even be paying attention.

Despite all that has happened in the last week, it feels like things have become very tedious and repetitive and there could be months more of the same ahead.
Hopefully the balldo and the toe will resolve their differences with a duel with pistols at dawn
 
I'd be open to donating to an Aaron legal fund to take it to trial. I think that harassment charge is bullshit. Kiwi legal fundraiser?
I'd support a fund to allow the livestreaming of any potential trial, Nick Rekieta himself argues that these types of things shouldn't be kept behind closed doors for the protection of the defendant and to make sure there isn't any abuse by the state, if Aaron were to agree to the streaming of any trials or hearings (for his own protection) in which Nick, Kayla and April take the stand and testify then that would make things much easier for us.
I'm against paying him through a legal fundraiser but we can at least petition him and the courts to allow cameras in.
 
He went on a 3 minute Twitter seethe storm about 45 minutes ago:

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This must be alcohol talking. Drinking heavy over dropping 20gs?
 
Trying to get a felony on Aaron and in the process putting in court documents your wife is sending him nudes means he has zero respect or compassion for her.
As if there was ever any doubt.

The fact that Nick is happy to make his cuckold status a matter of the public record shows just how debased he is. Imagine having so little dignity.

If Nick has a humiliation fetish, the last couple of years would suddenly make a lot more sense.
 
The saga will end like the Seinfeld finale with all four of the Rekietas and Imholtes in jail.
Re-having their first conversation.
Aaron: So, the balls, really?
Nick: Yeah, it's the greatest thing on the planet.
Aaron: Damn, the balls. The fucking balls. Wow. Ok.
April: That sounds sooo great, Nick.
Kayla: That reminds me of Star Trek.

I'd be open to donating to an Aaron legal fund to take it to trial. I think that harassment charge is bullshit. Kiwi legal fundraiser?
We can meet the goal in the next 4 minutes. Come on guys. Streamlabs, Paypal, Venmo, GiveSendGo.

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Why am I worried he means the fucking Epstein avatar?
 
This must be alcohol talking. Drinking heavy over dropping 20gs?
He only had to come up with $2000.

He's seething because he created the expectation that the charges against April would be dismissed yesterday and his audience is going to want to know why they weren't

He was wrong about the outcome of his own hearing and now he's wrong about the outcome of April's. Is he going to blame corruption, law enforcement lies, incompetent representation, or what?
 
He only had to come up with $2000.

He's seething because he created the expectation that the charges against April would be dismissed yesterday and his audience is going to want to know why they weren't

He was wrong about the outcome of his own hearing and now he's wrong about the outcome of April's. Is he going to blame corruption, law enforcement lies, incompetent representation, or what?
I'm sure it'll be a combination of many things, including all three of the things you listed. Anything but Rackets himself, of course -- Balldo-boy is a good boy, he never does ANYTHING wrong! 🙄
 
My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?

I have always wondered about Chrissie's past as she fills her live chats with active Only Fans whores. I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.
She's got great tits tbh. OnlyFans and the culture that created it shows how far we have fallen as a society, I guess its a great way for people with as much talent as they have self respect to make money though.
 
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Congratulations to Nicholas Robert Rekieta for joining the esteemed rank of people like Maddox who you can legally referr to as a cuckold in a court of law.
He's going to go with the technicality, even though his wife fucked another man and sent nude pics to him, there is no evidence that he enjoyed it, so he is no cuck.
 
He's going to go with the technicality, even though his wife fucked another man and sent nude pics to him, there is no evidence that he enjoyed it, so he is no cuck.

"Your Honor, I can't be a cuckhold as I would have to have been aroused seeing other men have sexual relations with my wife and as testified to by the concerned citizen, Aaron Imohtep, I was not seen physically aroused and would require medication to stimulate me. This would also explain my medical cocaine."
Nick Rekieta - In front of the bathroom mirror.
 
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