Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

What do you mean - the prosecutor won't drop what? They have the application/ warrant; it's up to the defense to challenge it. I'm just saying any argument that watching a restream/recording is inherently materially different to watching the original live stream is a loser and if it gets past challenge based on alleged misrepresentation, there's no argument to be made.

The prosecutor would just rule 106 the entire video in evidence as a retort to his claims about digital verification. Even if they dropped the issue wouldn't the exhibit still be in evidence?

'Ordnance' is military munitions or explosives.

'Ordinance' is a restriction or standard something passed by local government or council.

Mines are equal opportunity employers.

Speaking of which Nick reminds of the law that "the most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass". Except it "The most retarded legal worker in the world is a lawyer who just hung his own shingle".

Those belly button piercings are just trashy. I call them “whore chandeliers"

Great for getting an infection or ripping it out if it gets caught on something.

 

[Owlbear]

Autism moment:

'Ordnance' is military munitions or explosives.

'Ordinance' is a restriction or standard something passed by local government or council.

I would personally prefer that the local government be exploded, too. Also any HOAs, which also have ordinances. I hear an armored bulldozer might do the trick, though.

 

[AnOminous]

She needs to stay off those knees, like damn girl you make the joke a reality.

Has this two penny whore never heard of kneepads?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I would personally prefer that the local government be exploded, too. Also any HOAs, which also have ordinances. I hear an armored bulldozer might do the trick, though.

FBI would like to know your location.

 

[Comfyman]

I think I've found the Rekieta theme song. It's even sung by a Barnes look alike.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Spoiler: Bonus Link Saw this profile linked beneath the photos.
Chrissie Mayr

My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?

I have always wondered about Chrissie's past as she fills her live chats with active Only Fans whores. I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Great for getting an infection or ripping it out if it gets caught on something.

Funny story about that. Years ago I was at a titty bar and some stripper giving a lap dance caught hers on the guy's belt buckle and ripped it right out. She shrieked and started smacking the guy around while a decent amount of blood was going everywhere. The rest of that story is quite grim, but it certainly was worth cover and two drinks.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think I've found the Rekieta theme song. It's even sung by a Barnes look alike.

I think the Disco Elysium themed animated version is quite fitting as well.

Become Disco, Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

Funny you should say this, I’ll pull the image from my trash I didn’t want to post.

Spoiler: Plagued NSFW

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Link to page.

Spoiler: Bonus Link

Saw this profile linked beneath the photos.
Chrissie Mayr

Y’all are coomtarded.

That Chrissie chick has a nice rack.

If you’re a dude in your fourties and that’s your wife who you you bang a couple of times a month? Good on ya! But shit… PAYING to see her nude?! Son, what da fuck?!

As for Keanu, the nicest thing you can say about her, is that she isn’t fat. But between the whore makeup, the “I’m gonna be sexy on a tight budget”-underwear, fuck. Again, hope you’re not spending shekels on them nudes.

And what’s with her tits?! I’ve never seen tits that small that are droopy like that. It’s like a gross cross between a 15 year old and grandma’s runny eggs titties.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I would laugh if he manages to move states, but April moves along with them as the 'nanny'

A thought experiment: What if Celeste says Nick can move, but April can't come along? For shits and giggles, what if Celeste says Qayla has to stay behind? I think he'd pick April and dump Qayla & kids for a fresh start to rebuild his "celebrity".

 

[SargonF00t]

As for Keanu, the nicest thing you can say about her, is that she isn’t fat. But between the whore makeup, the “I’m gonna be sexy on a tight budget”-underwear, fuck. Again, hope you’re not spending shekels on them nudes.

And what’s with her tits?! I’ve never seen tits that small that are droopy like that. It’s like a gross cross between a 15 year old and grandma’s runny eggs titties.

Wait till you see April's tits.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wait till you see April's tits.

Only a matter of time. I will give Aaron credit, he held April's nudes closer than every other woman in this group. Nick though, he's going to somehow show them off.

 

[Sharpeteer]

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Only a matter of time. I will give Aaron credit, he held April's nudes closer than every other woman in this group. Nick though, he's going to somehow show them off.

Cuz if Aaron let them loose he would be hit with revenge porn charges.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A thought experiment: What if Celeste says Nick can move, but April can't come along? For shits and giggles, what if Celeste says Qayla has to stay behind? I think he'd pick April and dump Qayla & kids for a fresh start to rebuild his "celebrity".

I find this thought exercise interesting. Nick is clearly not making enough money by streaming to support himself--even in a paid-for home. He may not even be clearing 4 figures. This is not enough to support him in any state with a residence large enough to house 7-8 persons.

He also seems financially inept by leaving tax bills, court fines, and the like to accrue penalties. If he were to leave, and he somehow managed to break even financially, it is doubtful that he could properly manage his finances to pay bills and budget appropriately.

Knowing what we do now about Nick and projecting it back before 2019 when he started making 500-1000 per night 5 times a week, he likely had some form of subsidy from his family to cover the necessities. Now, with his star fallen, he will require at least some of that assistance again.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Only a matter of time. I will give Aaron credit, he held April's nudes closer than every other woman in this group. Nick though, he's going to somehow show them off.

It'll happen in the next phase of the Balldo Cinematic Universe when Lord Balldo moves to LA to become the greatest comedian of all time and April starts her OnlyFans.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.

She's a female comedian, so yes.

 

[RotPockets]

Again, hope you’re not spending shekels on them nudes

Someone posted that she had an OnlyFans so I searched: “Keanu Thompson” OnlyFans on DuckDuckGo and that was the first result. Anyone that would pay for those depressing titties is a pathetic failure at life.

Correction: Not the 1st result currently.

It is the 8th result now.

 

[repentance]

A thought experiment: What if Celeste says Nick can move, but April can't come along? For shits and giggles, what if Celeste says Qayla has to stay behind? I think he'd pick April and dump Qayla & kids for a fresh start to rebuild his "celebrity".

He'd leave Kayla and the kids behind in a heartbeat if he could do so without giving up control of Kayla, but it's extremely apparent that Celeste has no meaningful influence over Nick.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?

These photos don't look very old either, and she's been with Frank - her husband, baby daddy and manager - for a good while now. As far as I know she didn't/doesn't have OF, but yeah, I've always wondered too. Her social circle seems to be almost exclusively sex workers.

These photos also don't look like something you send to your boyfriend, but it's entirely possible that's what they are. I'm curious now.

Edit: she has a page on OF, but it's empty and looks like she last logged in two years ago, so maybe she did have it before.