Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's Aaron's right to insist on a jury trial. That could lead to a shitload of information coming out publicly that Nick would prefer to remain private and Nick can't demand that evidence be excluded.

Dangerous liaisons, indeed.

STOP IT. THAT REQUIRES THINKING THINGS THROUGH AND BALLDO IS ALLERGIC TO THAT.

I can't wait for Nick to one day wake up and realize April sucks and Kayla was his true love all along. He turns to her and says "SILENCE, HOLE." and dumps her. He tells his oldest son that he's going to get Mom back. The rest of his kids line up and cheer as he marches out the door. He shows up at Kayla's parents houses with a stereo and holds it up to her window, playing the entire OST from American Beauty. He tells her he made a mistake. The Qover is over and the only polycule is her and their kids. She smiles and he smiles. Then he wakes up from his cocaine induced fever dream, in a prison jumpsuit next to his roommate Tim the Giant with questionable fluids flowing from his ass hole and a single tear drop rolls down his cheek and Nick sings a cover of Komm Susser Todd.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

He also had "Dollhouse Phil" on a few times. Some people also feel Raging Golden Eagle is sussy (I don't follow him that closely).

Looking back, you find glimpses of things. They just went largely unnoticed at the time because Nick was seen as "fighting the good fight." Famously, the raccoon and skunk stories flew under the radar until they were rediscovered in 2023.

Yeah, Phil was part of Nick and Drex's MRA grift. I don't remember Raging Golden Eagle very well, he was just a really unremarkable weeb culture warrior guy from the Yellow Flash anime niggas sector. What was he supposed to have done?

Update - I went through all 12 pages of his thread and he has never done anything interesting until the spergout he had this January when he was criticized after he posted pokemon porn that he claimed was drawn by his own daughter to X. Nick's circle is interesting.

 

[TexOffender]

Yeah, Phil was part of Nick and Drex's MRA grift. I don't remember Raging Golden Eagle very well, he was just a really unremarkable weeb culture warrior guy from the Yellow Flash anime niggas sector. What was he supposed to have done?

He goes manga-style comics and anit-woke commentary. That's about it.

 

[Maraschino]

He has tried with Sean, he is just too wet brained to comprehend that "You are fat and eat sandwiches" isn't a legal argument.

Nick went on a moronic rant (probably working standup) about how the way Subway cuts their sandwiches is shit.

Nick has confirmed a gunt live on camera.

Nick has self described body dysmorphia.

Nick, when you look into the mirror, is the only fat person you actually see the soulless ghoul looking back?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's seething because he created the expectation that the charges against April would be dismissed yesterday and his audience is going to want to know why they weren't

No, I'm thinking he's seething because the public now knows that both Nick and Kayla Rekieta confirmed the polycule and that there was a group chat with the Rekietas and Imholtes where Kayla shared her nudes.

Two years after Rekieta streamed from Hedonism II (August 2022), it's now 100% confirmed that Rekieta is a swinger. He can't deny it anymore.

Why do I think it's about this? The Tweet storm started with the following outburst to Sean at 9:56pm Central time.

SEEEEEEEEEEETHE

I wasn't watching Sean live, but it's possible to go back and check.

According to YouTube, Sean's stream went live at 8:32pm Central time. Thus, the Tweet from Nick to Sean, which was at 9:56pm, was around 84 minutes into his stream.

Looking at the thumbnails, Sean was covering the new charges against Aaron from around 50 minutes into the stream (9:22pm Central) and ends by 90 minutes (10:02pm Central).

Therefore, Nick's seethe tweet at Sean came right near the end of his "Aaron confirmed by Nick and Kayla Rekieta to have been sent nudes of Kayla Rekieta" segment. At 84 minutes into the stream, around when the message would be sent, Sean appears to have been wrapping up the segment, having just concluded reading the document, and was reading super chats about the subject.



Also, "He. Locked me" instead of "He blocked me" are the kind of typos he makes when drinking.

He went on a 3 minute Twitter seethe storm about 45 minutes ago:



This must be alcohol talking. Drinking heavy over dropping 20gs?

Archives may help:

(Archive 1, archive 2, archive 3)

 

[DSP for president 2032]

He also had "Dollhouse Phil" on a few times.

That guy was incredibly creepy. I still think about how surprised I was for Nick to suddenly do a several hour long show about sex dolls as well.

"Anyway, here's this guy who has eschewed human contact in favor of plowing his cock into a creepy silicone corpse."

Uh... okay? Is there a point to this, or a lesson we can learn from it? Are you going to start bringing on other sex weirdos and make it a running series about alternative lifestyles? Nope, just gonna interview the creepy doll guy.

He talked about going to sex doll meetups and how they would arrange all their doll-wives into a big sex doll display and compare sex dolls, and how "you don't touch another man's doll." I just got the feeling that this guy would definitely buy a human corpse if he got the opportunity.

The cherry on top was the typical MGTOW boast of "all of us could/do get pussy if we wanted to. One guy is even a bodybuilder." As if women are the ones who obsess over the appearance of their sexual partners, and you're not just unlovable because you obsess over fucking silicone corpses.

Oh, and the police raided his house before and seized his 'young-looking' dolls. They are British police, so I didn't think much of it at the time, but...

Also, "He. Locked me" instead of "He blocked me" are the kind of typos he makes when drinking.

Slub wet.

 

[Fapcop]

All of his kids will hate him — if they don’t already — for sharing so much shameful information with strangers on the internet.

Imagine knowing your father cared more about getting nudes from a male catfish than about letting you grow up in privacy and dignity. I think they’ll forgive Kayla as Nick is the one who had and abused his platform. But there’s no way Nick will ever apologize or do anything to try to make amends.

He doesn’t deserve those kids, but he does deserve all the scorn and disgust they will feel for him for the rest of their lives.

I really hope those kids are surrounded by good, believing Christian kids 24-7, because holy shit… They’d be going to hell in any school I’ve ever known.

Even the kids getting bullied would pounce on them like fresh meat. “ITS THE CUCK KID! HEY REKIETA, CAN I FUCK YOUR MOM?! IF I CALL YOUR DAD AND HES OK WITH ME BANGING HER, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME DADDY, K REKIETA?!”

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Two years after Rekieta streamed from Hedonism II (August 2022), it's now 100% confirmed that Rekieta is a swinger. He can't deny it anymore.

In the court of Balldo this is clearly hearsay! What’s objectively true and proven by court filings is that Rekieta is not a swinger but is in fact a cuckold.

 

[Fapcop]

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In the court of Balldo this is clearly hearsay! What’s objectively true and proven by court filings is that Rekieta is not a swinger but is in fact a cuckold.

This is going to be Nick’s cope.

“A lot of people say I’m a cuckold when I’m actually a SWINGER! Isn’t that weird?!”

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

All of his kids will hate him — if they don’t already — for sharing so much shameful information with strangers on the internet.

Imagine knowing your father cared more about getting nudes from a male catfish than about letting you grow up in privacy and dignity. I think they’ll forgive Kayla as Nick is the one who had and abused his platform. But there’s no way Nick will ever apologize or do anything to try to make amends.

I for one can't wait until Nick's oldest decides to go "What's KiwiFarms?", makes an account and does a tell-all mudsling fest against Nick when he turns 18.

 

[TexOffender]

He went on a 3 minute Twitter seethe storm about 45 minutes ago:

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This must be alcohol talking. Drinking heavy over dropping 20gs?

Up raving like a lunatic at 3am. Guess he's not taking his narcolepsy meds.

 

[Vibralldo]

Up raving like a lunatic at 3am. Guess he's not taking his narcolepsy meds.

He's probably self medicating on something that keeps him awake again...

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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"Go fuck yourself, coward"

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Is Nick loyal only to money?

• He snitched to the police so not a lolbeltarian.
• Not feeding/clothing his kids and cocaine on head of his balldospawn so not the traddad he wanted to be on the internet.
• A confirmed cuck, so he (basically) cheated his wife and betrayed his previous statements over the years.
• Not a practicing lawyer.
• Ralphamale called his children retarded and now he is chummy with him to "own the farms"

What else fellas, it's hard to keep track of this because Nick "Heat Allergies" Rekieta has never lied.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

This nigger "trad-dad" changed to fucking pre-boiled bagged eggs

Say WHAT?! Pre boiled eggs sounds disgusting NGL

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, Phil was part of Nick and Drex's MRA grift. I don't remember Raging Golden Eagle very well, he was just a really unremarkable weeb culture warrior guy from the Yellow Flash anime niggas sector. What was he supposed to have done?

Some people, mainly in the CG sphere, think RGE's artwork is sussy.

Personally, I haven't looked into it very much to form an opinion myself. I'd just thought I'd mention him as an example of a guest that raised some eyebrows. The other one I mentioned, Dollhouse Phil, is a more blatant example of a degenerate person.

Therefore, Nick's seethe tweet at Sean came right near the end of his "Aaron confirmed by Nick and Kayla Rekieta to have been sent nudes of Kayla Rekieta" segment.

Sean probably refused to pick up a shower call. Nick's emergency information control protocol failed again.

This is why I think Nick didn't fire up a stream last night, despite others here thinking he almost certainly would. Gloating about Aaron's current problem would elicit questions that would cause him heartburn. Showing the documents as Sean did would really hurt him, because they would show exactly how Aaron got Kayla's pics (she sent them to him).

Overall, I don't think Aaron's arrest is a very big W for Rekieta. In fact, I think it's almost as much an L for Nick as it is for Aaron. He earned himself a pyrrhic victory by going to the cops. He's a swinger. He's a cuck. He presides over a druggie polycule cult. It's almost impossible to hide it anymore, though I imagine he'll still try on his show.

 

[zimzam88]

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There's something beautifully satisfying about a drunken lolcow reacting to good advice by impotently seething on twitter. One of his few remaining braincells, uninhibited, lashing out in a desperate and hopeless defense of the ego.

Pour out another one balldo, you've earned it.

 

[BathTubShine]

lmao, calm down limpdick junkie deadbeat CUCK. (please don't this xeething is some grade-A milk)
Good 3am xoping and xeething sesh, Kin... I mean Pope. Keep it up, nose dive few more lines and keep chugging that whistle pig while you still can afford it.
You are winning so hard Crackets... I'm not sure if I can take any more losses you serve to us scandinavian incel prudes.
Please don't fire up a mega stream today with a red face and white tip of your nose, that would destroy this whole thread.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Is Nick loyal only to money?

• He snitched to the police so not a lolbeltarian.
• Not feeding/clothing his kids and cocaine on head of his balldospawn so not the traddad he wanted to be on the internet.
• A confirmed cuck, so he (basically) cheated his wife and betrayed his previous statements over the years.
• Not a practicing lawyer.
• Ralphamale called his children retarded and now he is chummy with him to "own the farms"

What else fellas, it's hard to keep track of this because Nick "Heat Allergies" Rekieta has never lied.

• Has a "Best Friend" that groomed his previous relationship daughter into his BDSM partner
• Took in thousands of dollars of super chats along with Ty Beard and fucked over Vic Mignogna
• Split one of the biggest fads of Youtube "Lawtube" in order to be only "Certified" grifter. Because the idea of multiple lawyers interpretations made his opinions look dumb.
• Thinks his coverage of Johnny Depp trial helped win against Amber Heard. (When technically ThatUmbrellaGuy was only mentioned)

Am I missing anything else?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Overall, I don't think Aaron's arrest is a very big W for Rekieta. In fact, I think it's almost as much for L Nick as it is for Aaron. He earned himself a Pyrrhic victory by going to the cops. He's a swinger. He's a cuck. He presides over a polycule cult.

It’s absolutely an L for Rekieta.

Most people didn’t even know about the “revenge porn” until Kiki started running her mouth nonstop about her and Geno’s discussions with the police following up. If Nick, Kayla, and April didn’t snitch to the cops, that clip of Aaron sending the picture would have been gone from everyone’s memory by now.

Instead, the Streisand Effect is doing its thing. Now the lawtubers he hates, along with everyone else, is reading out the descriptions of his wife’s nudes and mocking Nick for licking the boot and being the biggest cuck on earth. That has to sting quite a bit.