Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Generic Anime Girl]

>the worst characters
>iconic capeslop villains everyone likes and has no problem with


someone please drop the Ao3 links or whatever I want to see the shitstorm

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'm guessing she's referring to one of her oldest fanfics, IIRC there was one involving Yu-Gi-Oh characters and Clay Aiken

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

She’s already friends with a transnazi. Forgot to post this little gem I screenshotted, the marine larper she’s friendly with has some interesting labels.
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>stratiophile
I think she misspelled stratophile:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Neologaea/comments/z55dfy/stratophilia/

stratophilia (n): The obsession with war and soldiers as a totem of political machismo and ideological decor but is a form of stolen valour. It may include theatrical elements such as ritual dresses of officer uniforms choked in unearned decor, public displays mechanised armour and airplane flybys. The subtext is always ironic homoeroticism with obvious dominance and submission themes. The word derives from the Greek stratos or soldier and philia or love.
Stratophile is the informal term of fans of the Fender Stratocaster electric guitar.

>mesoteleio-dominant panchronosexual

• Teleiophilia (from Greek téleios, "full grown") is a romantic and/or sexual preference for adults (around 18 to late 30's early 40's), specifically for adult body types, as it encompasses attraction towards postpubertals, the sexually mature.[20] Dr. Michael Seto states: "A sexual preference in those in late adolescence who show many signs of sexual maturity (Tanner stage 4) or who are sexually mature (Tanner stage 5) is not representative of hebephilia; instead, it can be described as ephebophilia or teleiophilia (Hames & Blanchard, 2012)."[21][22] The term was coined by Ray Blanchard in 2000 and has seen less public adoption than some newer terms.[23]
• Mesophilia (derived from the Greek "mesos", "intermediate") is a romantic and/or sexual preference for middle-aged adults (around late 40's and 60's). The term was coined by Michael Seto in 2016.[24]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronophilia
So primarily attracted to middle aged men, but can be attracted to anyone regardless of age
By the way, one of the top hits for 'chronosexual' was goddamn Boychat:
Doubts about 'chronosexual'

 

[glass_houses]

I don't believe Gyro's a pedophile, they just want to have power over vulnerable people.

I also don't think Stephanie is a pedo in the sense that she's sexually aroused by children, but she's opportunistic, inappropriate, impulsive, and manipulative. She's basically the tucute of pedophilia, she uses a different formula to end at the same answer.

See above

Staph, afaik, has never expressed sexual attraction to anyone other than adult males. However, pop psychology often states that there are two types of offenders who target kids: genuine paedophiles who are specifically attracted to juveniles, and opportunists, who don't particularly care what they use to get off, so long as it can't fight back.

Staph's always been vocal about her sexual attraction to adult males, but she is absolutely an opportunistic abuser. Her and her poorly known accomplice absolutely got off on doing a number on @Chromeo and her friends, but not in the standard way. Staph has continued to try to manipulate and control others; she's definitely got her parents under her grubby thumb, she was fired for trying to fuck with the elderly at the nursing home she briefly worked at, she used her "organisation" to try and net her that severely disturbed homeless troon, hell, despite being a "registered social worker" she treated Verne Troyer like he was an inmate in a Victorian freak show.

I'm sure the only thing that's stopping you from taking drugs is the law, Stephanie. Aren't you meant to be a punk anarchist? I genuinely think if she did a psychedelic (an actual one, not some snake oil from Etsy) it would break her brain. I know it's already broken, but...

I am as vanilla as they come, but even I know someone who knows someone. The pagan/punk/environmental/hippie/genderspecial people are always baked out of their tiny minds at least 50% of the time. And some of the Native Americans knew some pretty trippy local plants long before the pale faces arrived (or so I've read).

And here's Staph boasting about buying parsley and licorice water from Etsy. What the absolute fuck.

Yet another media property it's weird that Stephanie didn't get into. Other than the MCU's version of Loki, and a brief flirtation with Kylo Ren, she's very much stuck on (her own version of) real human men.

NO. NO. NO. DO NOT PUT THAT IDEA IN HER HEAD, DO NOT RUIN IT FOR ME.

 

[Aunt Carol]

NO. NO. NO. DO NOT PUT THAT IDEA IN HER HEAD, DO NOT RUIN IT FOR ME.

If she ever stops with the "possession" and starts with the plurals and kinning and paying attention to fiction, there's nobody better than Murderface for Stephanie. The piss alone!

man why does every second fan lady think Pickles should be a pooner; there aren't even the tiniest hints

 

[glass_houses]

man why does every second fan lady think Pickles should be a pooner; there aren't even the tiniest hints

It's because of the rehab episode where Pickles smashes up the place in the nude. Instead of blurring his groin, they gave him a Ken doll smoothy. He had a clearly masculine body, but without a cock and balls. No dick = must be pooner.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

things are moving quick lately lol. due to reasons I have only been able to check the thread at night and there's much to catch up on. my favorite recent thing is Staph mentioning that her vocal coach cancelled on her twice in a row. I would love to know that person's perspective. I'm sure they charge her for this service and I wonder how much it is

 

[redcent]

Fly agaric? The mushroom I've seen since 5 in "dangerous plants and animals*" books?

is she trying to head to an early grave?

Actually, don't answer that. She might.

If she's the hell dahmer and ramirez deserve, what kind of afterlife would stephhles deserve?

 

[glass_houses]

If she's the hell dahmer and ramirez deserve, what kind of afterlife would stephhles deserve?

To be with Dahmer and Ramirez, getting exactly what she wants from them... forever.

 

[AfghanBlue]

things are moving quick lately lol. due to reasons I have only been able to check the thread at night and there's much to catch up on. my favorite recent thing is Staph mentioning that her vocal coach cancelled on her twice in a row. I would love to know that person's perspective. I'm sure they charge her for this service and I wonder how much it is

Oooooh you just know she's telling them about her weird shit.
And this is a person who speaks to troons all day every day, so it must be bad to need to think "I can't face this today.." twice.

jfc that poison thing does NOT look like St John's wort, the two pictures are beside each other for literal comparison.
Kinda lookin like shit, is not how things work in the plant kingdom, which is basically chemistry dressed up to loop pretty.

Also hahaha I love that people on Staph's kiwifarms page are better friends than she has on any and every social network she spends all day sperging on.

 

[Vandy2]

It's because of the rehab episode where Pickles smashes up the place in the nude. Instead of blurring his groin, they gave him a Ken doll smoothy. He had a clearly masculine body, but without a cock and balls. No dick = must be pooner.

And the fact in the un-censored version of the show they unblurred Skwisgaar and Murderface's dicks, so this being the un-censored version as well makes it seem like that's just how he looks instead of being how the show was using TV censors as comedy.

Spoiler: This is the funniest visual gag in the show

I like to think he really shaves it that way.
Gyro should take notes. Probably the only beard they have.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

It's because of the rehab episode where Pickles smashes up the place in the nude. Instead of blurring his groin, they gave him a Ken doll smoothy. He had a clearly masculine body, but without a cock and balls. No dick = must be pooner.

I'd forgotten about that - I assumed the woke parts of the fandom headcanon'd him as a pooner because he's the shortest and the gendies always seem to forget short men and tall women exist. He'd have to be on some pretty high doses of T for his hairline to be that bad.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I'm guessing she's referring to one of her oldest fanfics, IIRC there was one involving Yu-Gi-Oh characters and Clay Aiken

There's a lot to unpack in that sentence

 

[brooky]

If Metalocalypse aired today, Gyro would be the perfect exaggerated stereotype they'd use to make fun of...take your pick.

Spoiler: Imagine.

Murderface comes out as trans. Doesn't shave the stache because he doesn't OWE YOU PASSING but constantly asks the others if they think he passes today. His pronouns are piss/pisself. Pickles gets canceled because he refuses to use them and thinks it's stupid.
He goes to a support group and there they are, the Womb Wizard, there to mentor the newly cracked egg and begin teaching him all about the many MOGAI identities and flags. They encourage him to make a pissgender flag, but he gets kicked out for putting a swastika of penises on it, pissing in all directions.

Next day Murderface decides he is a guy because he "lovesh cock...I-I mean HAVING A CAWK. HAVING one!!"
"I love cock" Murderface tee shirts become best sellers.
During his dick playing bass solo at a show, Gyro becomes possessed by the spirit of Mark Chapman and aggressively waddles, brandishing a shitty mall viking sword and charging the stage. They trip over a wire and bring giant speakers and the set down on them and the audience. Pyrotechnics shoot at the crowd and kill hundreds. The end.

Needs more easily influenced/brainwashed ally Toki.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

If she's the hell dahmer and ramirez deserve, what kind of afterlife would stephhles deserve?

Having to eternally relive what she puts her victims through.

 

[Chromeo]

If she's the hell dahmer and ramirez deserve, what kind of afterlife would stephhles deserve?

She keeps doing exactly this forever, spending all day on social media getting farther and farther from the light of God, increasingly miserable while pretending she's not and getting mocked by imps laughing at her misfortune. Except in Hell, she never has the gentle release of death to look forward to.

Also I love how this thread became the Metalocalypse thread out of nowhere lol

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If she's the hell dahmer and ramirez deserve, what kind of afterlife would stephhles deserve?

She should be condemned for all eternity to sit in front a computer screen that is showing different social media feeds of Christians, right wingers, TERFs and antis, but her ghost fingers don't work with a keyboard, so she can't get into slapfights. I think that would be her hell.

 

[brooky]

In hell she'll have a job.

 

[SporksForEvil]

If she's the hell dahmer and ramirez deserve, what kind of afterlife would stephhles deserve?

being reborn as one of her cats.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I dunno if we ever really explored Staph's burner reddit account..

which she hasn't posted onto for about a month (when she popped up only to try to sock-defend herself when she got bodied on the rammstein sub)


There's potentially some interesting stuff lurking in the depths.
Also..
Four years between these images, frens:


Four years.

(seeing her head in perspective combo with her babblers really gives new dimension to the horror that must be a current full face and body naked situation. I didn't realise how much her trunk dwarfed her head)