Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Wheres he getting these prices, looking at ebay?
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Funny hypothetical: The day Jack finishes the tedious work of listing 3,000 vinyl records for sale online, Mother Nature shows him why it was a bad idea to build a flimsy shipping container house in the most tornado-stricken region of America. Insurance reimburses him pennies on the dollar and nothing for his painstaking work on the listings.
 
I hope this song gets played every time Jack gets put on hold:

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Jack is digitizing all of his vinyl. He hasn’t DJ’d for over 20 years. I guess this is what someone does when his wife brings home the bacon.
Totally bet a good chunk of those vinyls are damaged given how shittily he stores everything.
 

THE DEPOT - STEAK WARS​

(08/28/24)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=l9Ainznf_08
I hate this fat cunt, he's been on the site for over a decade yet he still can't balance his audio. When will he have another stroke? Isn't it time for him to have another stroke?
The song he chose is retarded.
>It's like 100 degrees
>It used to be 80 or 90 in the past
Gee, Scalfatty. I thought you think climate change was a myth. Suffah, fatty. I hope it gets hotter so fat fucks like Jack Scalfani suffers.

>Going to the place behind me
>It's a parking lot
Okay.
What a worthless introduction. No location of the restaurant, he doesn't show any of its history. It's just "dey doo staykee so me faatttty wanta eat gud". FAT.

Fatty then shows the menu with a QR code, but proceeds to waste like minutes filming the menu anyway. A good 20% of this video was just fatty Scalfarny pointing his phone at the menu like a special needs child.
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How many undercooked/overcooked hotdogs can be shoved into that hole to invoke the reverse process of hotdog creation?

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Why do mutts call something with a few leaves and 2000 calories of gross sauces and fake cheese "salads"?
The steaks look alright. The quesadillas look like garbage.

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Does this store bought crud look fresh to you? It looks as fresh as Scalfatty's arm.

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Imagine actually wearing this.

This fat retard says he taste the exact farm the streak was from and it hasn't been processed? What was he on? So it wasn't cooked, wasn't seasoned, still had hair on it? Or he meant the beef was free range and the cows weren't fed hormones? Are we sure English is his first language?

Look at this dysgenic freak.
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Please.
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Totally bet a good chunk of those vinyls are damaged given how shittily he stores everything.
They're probably from when he was a DJ and were in shit condition to begin with.

And can he even operate a record player, much less do so while running digitizing software?

Press X to doubt.

As for the latest "steak wars", Jesus tapdancing Christ in a pole, that is a fuckin lot of salad dressing, even by fat Murican standards. I think someone in here pointed out how Jackie needs to lubricate his food now because he's so stroked out and can't chew.

IM EATING HEALTHY, MOM!!!!!
 
This fat retard says he taste the exact farm the streak was from and it hasn't been processed? What was he on? So it wasn't cooked, wasn't seasoned, still had hair on it? Or he meant the beef was free range and the cows weren't fed hormones? Are we sure English is his first language?
He's a retard but his point has more to do with his insistence that fake lab grown meat is out there. That's what he means when he says "processed". It means "fake" or adulterated in say way where it's not a slab of beef.

As for the latest "steak wars", Jesus tapdancing Christ in a pole, that is a fuckin lot of salad dressing, even by fat Murican standards. I think someone in here pointed out how Jackie needs to lubricate his food now because he's so stroked out and can't chew.
He's ALWAYS dumped loads of dressing on his salad or did you forget this abomination:

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Yeah he and Hammy are fatasses that need loads of dressing on their salad because otherwise they'd have to taste icky vegetables.

Looks like a retarded Baron Harkonnen.
Well the Baron was a fat faggot who indulged in every vice he could get away with so it fits.
 
Jack Jr.'s just too fruity to be Feyd-Rautha or Rabban though.
He's fat and stupid enough to be Glossu Rabban. And while Feyd-Rautha wasn't what I'd call fruity, I'm pretty sure he liked boys as well or at least used them for his own means. He seems the type that goes both ways but not necessarily because he's gay but because the Harkonnens were all about experience and pleasure no matter how depraved it was.

Jr is the type to have a tranny fuck him up the ass and claim it's not gay because he looks like a girl.
 
He's fat and stupid enough to be Glossu Rabban. And while Feyd-Rautha wasn't what I'd call fruity, I'm pretty sure he liked boys as well or at least used them for his own means. He seems the type that goes both ways but not necessarily because he's gay but because the Harkonnens were all about experience and pleasure no matter how depraved it was.
Good point, I forgot about the boy-slaves the Harkonnens bought in the first novel. He probably is more of a Rabban though, only a tank brain would fuck up like he did with the HVAC job.
 
Yeah whatever you do don't quote what I said about how stupid and unfunny this thread is, confrontation is scary.

Jack's suffered a stroke and doesn't do anything very well but at least he exposes himself to criticism unlike you bigot pussies in your hugbox.
Exposes himself to criticism the retard has been blocking, deleting, and closing comments for years on his videos. People dislike him because he's a cunt him being stupid and fat just make laughing at him easier. As for our "Hug Box" it has a dumb and disagree ratings you stupid faggot.
 
I was actually going to add on my comments for why threads have 'lulls' where it's mostly low quality posting, but your desire to pretend you're a better person than you actually are and impatience made it impossible for me to just edit my post like I wanted to.

Threads like this rely on the content that the topic subject makes. Jack has been on the decline for years in terms of content he makes; his health issues and laziness has severely damaged the sort of antics that people liked to laugh at him for; he doesn't try with his food abominations due to the effort it takes for him to even stand. He clearly only likes to eat, but he's gotten even pickier so it's all the same meat and cheese slop. There's no point in doing a shitty essay on the 43rd grill he's hoarded where all he does is poorly cook steak. It's why there's been a pivot to looking at his deranged social media posting, just like when he was hospitalized and in an old folk's home; it's his most interesting to talk about stuff and laugh at.

I'm bluntly and openly talking to you. Your pathetic attempt to frame it as refusing to "confront" you is the same level of piss poor attempts to save ego and trying to shut down shit as when Keffals used the thumbnail Muta commissioned for his expose to try and shut down the crimes committed.

Cope.
Exposes himself to criticism the retard has been blocking, deleting, and closing comments for years on his videos. People dislike him because he's a cunt him being stupid and fat just make laughing at him easier. As for our "Hug Box" it has a dumb and disagree ratings you stupid faggot.
It's clear that like whatever praxis he mindlessly swallows like Jack does, he doesn't read this thread either tbh. He'd have known about the years he refused to have likes visible or comments. He'd also know about the time he ended a friendship because a buddy of his wanted to actually have comments available on his fishing and cooking seafood channel.
 
Lol I guarantee you nobody is "pretending to be better than they actually are" it's just that other people are more compassionate, witty, accepting, adaptable, and accepting of new ideas than kiwi farms mutants are.
You’re the one trying to morally grandstand about how Jack is no better than the posters here because of his thunderdome-tier opinions, implying you’re “better” than every user on this site.

You wrote all that and failed to explain how Jack's output is embarrassing or "deranged" when comparatively you're the board that sits on your fat asses all day either having an ugly psychosexual fit about trans people or trying to get them killed. Compared to Jack's megachurch principles you're Westboro. And at least he does (poor) creative output opposed to acting to the right of an Isis member all day concerning the gender binary.
No one in this thread has been talking about trans people until you brought it up. Kiwi Farms is not a hive mind so I don’t think everyone here posts on the thunderdome.

Like you have more left leaning posters like myself and HHH making fun of him.

And if you don’t think Jack is deranged, you’re actually retarded. Jack is a retard who believes the moon landing is fake, thinks vegetables are poison, and acts like he’s always right on every subject.
 
Lol I guarantee you nobody is "pretending to be better than they actually are" it's just that other people are more compassionate, witty, accepting, adaptable, and accepting of new ideas than kiwi farms mutants are.

You wrote all that and failed to explain how Jack's output is embarrassing or "deranged" when comparatively you're the board that sits on your fat asses all day either having an ugly psychosexual fit about trans people or trying to get them killed. Compared to Jack's megachurch principles you're Westboro. And at least he does (poor) creative output opposed to acting to the right of an Isis member all day concerning the gender binary.
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Banana Froyos from Aug 30, 2024
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The Ingredients. Not bad for Scalfani's standards. A good brand of vanilla yogurt, dark chocolate and walnuts. Oh, don't forget to pick up your CWJ SHOW MUG, for only $15!​

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Then comes this. Bruh. Just freeze the whole banana. It would just save you time and hassle especially when you have a dead arm.

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Jack is really trying to level up how his food looks. It's not horrible. 6/10 but I have to knock some points off because of the shameful product placement. Nothing makes me want to eat a banana froyo than seeing CWJ CLASSIC HOODIE for $50 on the left corner of my screen. 3/10.

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Here's my favorite part of the whole video, Jack sacrificing Tammie's molars to eat this frozen, bastardized, TikTok banana split. Jack's gleeful, soyface and Tammie's look of struggle and pain makes my sides explode. :story:
 
Bruh. Just freeze the whole banana. It would just save you time and hassle especially when you have a dead arm.
No, slicing the bananas into coins is how you’re able to blend it afterward without burning out the motor in your blender. He did it the correct way. I’ve been making this for years and it’s not complicated.
 
No, slicing the bananas into coins is how you’re able to blend it afterward without burning out the motor in your blender. He did it the correct way. I’ve been making this for years and it’s not complicated.
He didn't blend it however, he stacked them up like pancakes.
 
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