Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Captain Howdy 666 said:
In person, he's like a squirrel - trying to make himself as small as possible and his eyes are *constantly* in motion. Both of them in different directions, but....
I honestly think he fell for his own hype there and thought he was some 6 foot 5 inch professional wrestler, until marty cracked him one.
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He probably also watched Attack on Titan and thought he could take down someone bigger just like in his anime
 
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Niggernerd said:
Marty cheated. His fist just happened to get in the way when the viking warrior was winding up a punch to finish jew boy.
As dumb as rax is, he knew that he could just run back to mommies to hide from Marty after. Homeless saga. He won't have anywhere to turn to and he will know it by the time. Maybe his ignorance on druggies might make him think he could take them on since he isn't aware homeless druggies are dangerous but I think the reality of having no safety net to protect him from the consequences of his actions will keep him in fear.
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sodomy lifestyle said:
The homeless saga won't start instantly, unless 339 gets hit by lightning and burns down, with Raxx somehow being the sole survivor. Instead, what I'm waiting for is the likely buildup of several weeks before eviction when Chance starts to realize how fucked he is. I'm expecting multiple failed karaoke charity drive streams, delusional defiance (#MakeSquattingLegal) and Raxx falling for increasingly ludicrous troll ops as his despair grows.

I don't know if I even want Raxx homeless, as that will most likely lead to his quick demise. I'd rather see him live as a cryptid turned Project Zomboid character, scurrying out of the house at dawn with a little cart in tow. Then he'd creep block by block, eyes constantly darting around looking out for trolls and vullies, as he'd collect cans and scrap to make rent. Finally he'd hurry back home at dusk after making the rounds from the scrapyard to the food bank and church pantry to get some stale foodstuffs to gnaw on.



The Marty fight was an anomaly, as Raxx had pumped himself up with repeated rasslin' smack talk. The footage of him scurrying to the courthouse shows how he's more likely to act towards strangers in the wild.
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Nah I think you're both wrong. Raxx is a physically and mentally disabled adult, and if you think about it, that is exactly how the government is going to see it. Y'all gotta remember as much as we hate the little goblin piece of shit, and as uppity as he wants to act when he's arguing with Marty or other trolls, Raxx is VERY stupid. I think it's harder to tell when he's raging out for whatever reason, but if you look at the times when he's not freaking out or look at how he types/writes, he barely seems sentient.

There's also the fact that Sally has kept him in a permanent state of arrested development so he literally doesn't know how to be an adult, and is incapable of taking care of himself on even the most fundamental level. If left to his own devices I don't think Raxx knows the basics on how a human keeps themselves alive, which is why I don't think he'll ever be homeless, as he'll either die due to being unable to secure basic necessities such as food/water/shelter or the second he experiences the first instinctual feeling of hunger or thirst or cold and is unable to comprehend what it means, he will seek out the closest thing he can think of that might have an authority figure in it, like a fire station, a bank, or funny enough Akron PD, and he will beg them to do whatever they need to do to get a roof over his skullet.

He will revert to some fucked up mental form of a baby deer with mange, or an ugly duckling with that missing feather disease who looking to imprint motherhood on the first thing it sees. At that point I don't know if we'll ever see him again as unlike a Daniel Larson, I think Raxx lacks all basic faculties of self-sufficiency that aren't immediately provided to him. I don't think Raxx would be able to figure out how to purchase something without Sally's credit card. Like he knows what a bank account is and what cash is, but he has no idea how to obtain either of them without the ease of access of the internet and likely assistance of buddy trolls. I just don't think he will be able to obtain his own way of personal internet access not provided by a group home, and if he were to use a communal device provided by the group home he'd be too locked down to get up to any of his antics.

I think the most likely outcomes are,
  1. Ed doing him one last favor as while there's no way in hell Ed would ever take Raxx in, he might feel guilty enough to call a hospital or something and let them know Raxx is retarded and since his grandmother just died, needs somebody to figure out housing for him. From there the government will likely come get Raxx, and shuffle him through the system since there will be nobody to cover for his clear retardation.
  2. Marty pulls some shit where he tricks Raxx into thinking he will help/take care of him and fly's Raxx out to the middle of nowhere Wyoming or something, to then ghost him and leave Raxx helpless in a foreign environment. From there, what I described above happens and Raxx ends up in some random states group home.
 
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Irregardless said:
Marty pulls some shit where he tricks Raxx into thinking he will help/take care of him and fly's Raxx out to the middle of nowhere Wyoming or something, to then ghost him and leave Raxx helpless in a foreign environment. From there, what I described above happens and Raxx ends up in some random states group home.
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So, before this current Raxx+Marty src, Marty was playing with retard couple Krystal and Lesley. I forget the specifics, but Marty rented them a tiny house... Krystal didn't take it (house wasn't pink), but, for all intents and purposes, it seems real. Marty could be a very generous sponsor to Raxx, if Raxx hadn't betrayed him and asked for Jayme Nicole's nudes.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Marty could be a very generous sponsor to Raxx, if Raxx hadn't betrayed him and asked for Jayme Nicole's nudes.
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This.

Every time Raxx goes full Raxxmode and starts screaming "WHY MARTY WHY DO YOU DO THIS" etc I remember that. I'd be pissed too if it was my ex that some goblin was asking for the nudes of, the day after she passed, I'd make it personal, too.
 
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Irregardless said:
Marty pulls some shit where he tricks Raxx into thinking he will help/take care of him and fly's Raxx out to the middle of nowhere Wyoming or something, to then ghost him and leave Raxx helpless in a foreign environment. From there, what I described above happens and Raxx ends up in some random states group home.
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Honestly the funniest outcome. Raxx will let out one more MARTYYYYY YOU FAT KIKE HOOK NOSED PORCH MONKEY!!!!
 
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So, before this current Raxx+Marty src, Marty was playing with retard couple Krystal and Lesley. I forget the specifics, but Marty rented them a tiny house... Krystal didn't take it (house wasn't pink), but, for all intents and purposes, it seems real. Marty could be a very generous sponsor to Raxx, if Raxx hadn't betrayed him and asked for Jayme Nicole's nudes.
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Yea the Jayme thing likely ended any possibility for that. At the same time though, Cyraxx is an actual pedophile who prey's after children, and Marty knows this, so even with his laissez-faire on most things, idk if he would want to take whatever risks could be involved in knowingly housing a pedophile.

Niggernerd said:
Honestly the funniest outcome. Raxx will let out one more MARTYYYYY YOU FAT KIKE HOOK NOSED PORCH MONKEY!!!!
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The shot then slowly zooms out as "Here Comes The Sun" begins to play, and the screen fades to black. Text appears on screen reading, "After finally completing his long journey from Akron, Ohio to a remote location in the Hardluck mountains of Wyoming, 5 hours from the nearest city, Chance "Cyraxx" Wilkins, The Goblin of Akron, was never seen or heard from again. The world can finally begin to heal.". The credits begin to roll until a final "fin" ends the movie.
 
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Irregardless said:
Nah I think you're both wrong. Raxx is a physically and mentally disabled adult, and if you think about it, that is exactly how the government is going to see it. Y'all gotta remember as much as we hate the little goblin piece of shit, and as uppity as he wants to act when he's arguing with Marty or other trolls, Raxx is VERY stupid.
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It's not how the government would see it though, otherwise he'd have APS support already. He's VERY, INCREDIBLY stupid, but he's not disabled (officially) at this point. He'd need to get evaluated for that. Even with all the cop interaction, they never called out someone to assess his level of function, so on paper, he's just an adult. He would have been adjuciated differently in his assault case (where I do think he had a screening, but I'm not 100% sure) if he were deemed mentally disabled.

Irregardless said:
There's also the fact that Sally has kept him in a permanent state of arrested development so he literally doesn't know how to be an adult, and is incapable of taking care of himself on even the most fundamental level. If left to his own devices I don't think Raxx knows the basics on how a human keeps themselves alive, which is why I don't think he'll ever be homeless, as he'll either die due to being unable to secure basic necessities such as food/water/shelter or the second he experiences the first instinctual feeling of hunger or thirst or cold and is unable to comprehend what it means, he will seek out the closest thing he can think of that might have an authority figure in it.
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That's a major part of it. He *could* (or could have, at some point) been a low functioning adult, but he definitely lacked the development. He probably would've had to been watched/guided by a professional, but he didn't get that help when he was learning how to be a functioning member of society, so know he's likely never going to pick it up.
I think he understands the very basics. He knows that if he looks pathetic and begs, people will give him things/money (well... people who don't know better).

Irregardless said:
He will revert to some fucked up mental form of a baby deer with mange, or an ugly duckling with that missing feather disease who looking to imprint motherhood on the first thing it sees. At that point I don't know if we'll ever see him again as unlike a Daniel Larson, I think Raxx lacks all basic faculties of self-sufficiency that aren't immediately provided to him. I don't think Raxx would be able to figure out how to purchase something without Sally's credit card. Like he knows what a bank account is and what cash is, but he has no idea how to obtain either of them without the ease of access of the internet and likely assistance of buddy trolls. I just don't think he will be able to obtain his own way of personal internet access not provided by a group home, and if he were to use a communal device provided by the group home he'd be too locked down to get up to any of his antics
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I dunno man, I think he's more tech savvy at a base level then people think sometimes. He could definitely connect to an unsecured or public wifi (library, store, etc) and cause some trouble. It's not like they'll seize his trac phone when he gets kick out of his house, so I'd expect begging and raging streams, just with a different goblin den, like a spot behind the Walmart or something.
 
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The shot then slowly zooms out as "Here Comes The Sun" begins to play, and the screen fades to black. Text appears on screen reading, "After finally completing his long journey from Akron, Ohio to a remote location in the Hardluck mountains of Wyoming, 5 hours from the nearest city, Chance "Cyraxx" Wilkins, The Goblin of Akron, was never seen or heard from again. The world can finally begin to heal.". The credits begin to roll until a final "fin" ends the movie.
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Then the screen goes silent for some time and we hear a echo and reverb'd "duwat?" and an interrogation sign appears after "fin"

The terrifying sequence as the dawn of the gobling nears
 
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I don't know if it is because I've had a shitty week, but this shit is fucking hilarious. State Highway Patrol mediating Cyraxx vs Marty. I'm dead. Cyraxx calling him a nigger and hook nose while the cop listens :lit:

edit: the call is still going for like 30 minutes ahaha
 
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