Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Ashamed of Yourself]

There have been many cases of donated organs influencing their recipients.

such cases


I hope that Kev gets his pussy lined with a dead TERF's cells. A TERF who could quote from the S.C.U.M. Manifesto, and had a propensity for knives.

 

[AnOminous]

KevPosts.
If you ever even thought about gender or gender-related accessories, you're trans.

YOU'RE trans if *I* say so.

Go fuck yourself troon.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

YOU'RE trans if *I* say so.

Go fuck yourself troon.

Everyone’s trans by his definition. Practically every kid wonders what it’d be like to be the opposite sex at some point, and everyone feels uncomfortable in their body during puberty.

Pretty sure Kevvie would be highly annoyed at TERFs claiming they were trans and could speak for all trans people like Kev and his ilk do.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

If you ever even thought about gender or gender-related accessories, you're trans.

Lowering the bar so far it destroys the meaning of the term. Good job Syndrome. If everyone is trans, then no one is.

Also this is going to get him dog piled by almost every other non-cis gender group out there. Just like the troons overtook the LGBT movement with their Q+ allies to drive out the LGB, soon the T will be banished by the Q+.

 

[Space Police]

Pretty sure Kevvie would be highly annoyed at TERFs claiming they were trans and could speak for all trans people like Kev and his ilk do.

He'd just claim they're transmed gatekeepers, so they're harming people and don't deserve to be platformed if they can't loop back around to his tucute ideology.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Quid is not 1:1 usage with buck, Kevin you dipshit, which unlike quid, shifts immediately to plural outside of singular reference.
'It costs a buck.
2 bucks.
20 bucks.'

'It costs a quid.
2 quid.
50 quid.
A million quid.'

Not quids. Never quids.
I can imagine a plural "Quids" coming out of his cringe teaboo mouth tbf. But he's using it right, there, while acting like Mr "how utterly fanciful and intriguing, 1:1" Linguist, whilst proving it's slightly different in examples in the same post.
Nope.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Metaphysics.

They absolutely cannot stop rendering everything meaningless then getting upset about it.

Well, the part where you start talking about wanting violence done to people who don't want to participate. That part is kind of a big one. #ACAB.

 

[Flamin Park]

Quid is not 1:1 usage with buck, Kevin you dipshit, which unlike quid, shifts immediately to plural outside of singular reference.
'It costs a buck.
2 bucks.
20 bucks.'

'It costs a quid.
2 quid.
50 quid.
A million quid.'

Not quids. Never quids.
I can imagine a plural "Quids" coming out of his cringe teaboo mouth tbf. But he's using it right, there, while acting like Mr "how utterly fanciful and intriguing, 1:1" Linguist, whilst proving it's slightly different in examples in the same post.
Nope.

I bet he says it in an affected RP accent like your average "anglophile" American larper. Despite that being the least likely demographic to say it. They think liking British things makes them more intelligent and sophisticated than their fellow Americans and they love to apologise for them. The really funny thing is they don't understand how British culture really is, and won't be able to tell that people are taking the piss and laughing at them to their face.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I bet he says it in an affected RP accent like your average "anglophile" American larper. Despite that being the least likely demographic to say it. They think liking British things makes them more intelligent and sophisticated than their fellow Americans and they love to apologise for them. The really funny thing is they don't understand how British culture really is, and won't be able to tell that people are taking the piss and laughing at them to their face.

Whilst also keeping up the soy appointed Brit-shitting. Must be a lot of work.

 

[kazuhiro]

Cyberpussy talk.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Kevin's posts.

The full thread.

Some replies.



Cat litter.

Voice training, and a reply from fellow cow Bardfinn.

Lesbian relationship woes.

One way to dump a guy.

Gaming.



Shelves.

Ew.

 

[stupid frog]

>my pussy is so great
>my pussy almost killed me
>my pussy is closed up
>my pussy is so perfect you could never tell the difference, I'm a huge cumslut, incredibly vain showing pictures all the time - BUT NEVER OF MY PRECIOUS PUSSY

WASHOLE
AMSEALED

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Was searching for fonts earlier and uh...
"Based on B movies and horror." I see you.

 

[Sourceress]

Kevin: [...] they'll just do a basic misogyny
also Kevin: ALL VULVAS LOOK WEIRD!

No, Kevin, all vulvas don't look "weird". You're just a misogynistic man who thinks vulvas "look weird" because you only ever look at man-made open wounds and have probably never seen an actual woman's vulva. They don't all look the same, but not looking the same isn't the same as looking "weird". Neo"vaginas," on the other hand, do in fact all look weird, because they're abominations that should not exist.

Anyway, lots of funny cope in that thread, lol.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The full thread.

Some replies.

People being turned off about donated flesh or organs or whatever is nothing to do with bigotry, Kevin. I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a majority view globally or even in America. I would be even less surprised if the dominant view isn't a rational reasoned "but you get something from it" overriding natural disgust about a foreign body within them. This is absolutely the case with anything from cadavers, let alone living donors like with kidneys. Like, you realize that you have to take suppressants to get your body to "naturally" accept them, right? The cultural taboo is based around this. (It's the same reasoning that led people to think miasma was a thing, people still believe this kind of stuff, look at COVID hysteria for example even though everyone knew it was a respiratory virus offshoot of a known virus line.)

Yours is a special case because your body doesn't know what the fuck is even going on. Which relates to your last little conversation there, yeah, it's an open wound and so sticking some random ass shit in there isn't bothering it any more than what you intentionally did to flay it open like a lunatic. Your body isn't remotely saying "oh yeah this must be a vagina I should vagina away" about the AmHole. Hell, even you don't know what the fuck you were doing there and neither do the people who did it to you.

The very last tweet screenshot here is the best one because Kevin's body literally treated the AmHole like getting ears pierced or A FUCKING WOUND: it tried to close up and started rotting when it couldn't.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Gaming.

>Kathryn "the man with the boob job"
>wondered why "You theys" are all bad at the game
Even the progressive fags who play Overwatch disdain and mock Kevin.

 

[Flamin Park]

Was searching for fonts earlier and uh... View attachment 6361990
"Based on B movies and horror." I see you.

I'm rather a fan of the following b movie script:

A group of egyptologists find a lost pyramid and uncover the burial chamber. On the sarcophagus they find a corpse missing it's penis with a gaping wound where it's genitals should be, the lid is marked 𐌀ጮ𐋅ዐ𐌋ቹ. Over the next few months they all lose their jobs and their dicks turn inwards and rot

 

[Aunt Carol]

A group of egyptologists find a lost pyramid and uncover the burial chamber. On the sarcophagus they find a corpse missing it's penis with a gaping wound where it's genitals should be, the lid is marked 𐌀ጮ𐋅ዐ𐌋ቹ. Over the next few months they all lose their jobs and their dicks turn inwards and rot

Two notes:

• the tomb is entirely full of burial goods, but it's all Transformers
• the cursèd mummy also has, unwithered by time, giant wall-eyed bolt-ons

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm rather a fan of the following b movie script:

A group of egyptologists find a lost pyramid and uncover the burial chamber. On the sarcophagus they find a corpse missing it's penis with a gaping wound where it's genitals should be, the lid is marked 𐌀ጮ𐋅ዐ𐌋ቹ. Over the next few months they all lose their jobs and their dicks turn inwards and rot

Yes.

AMHOLE and the MISSING PIECE.

@Flamin Park had always wished to be an archeologist. He had dreams of Indiana Jones, but the truth is that most of the time it was mundane. Dust off this, dust off that. However, there was a mummy that always fascinated him - it was the fact that most mummy's are dried up yet this was obscenely obese. It also stank. Now @Flamin Park always knew that women smells and looks different - he is not a fool after all - but there was something about this mummy.

@Flamin Park pulled out his trusted pocket knife. He needed to know. What was the smell? What made him go so crazy and why won't real women pussy smell as good as necrotic wounds in an obese mummy! He started stabbing the mummy, but eventually just settled with making a core - a hole - to stick his penis in. This is going to be erotic! Fulfill all his dream! But then...

"SUCK DICK FOR COCK" a creature calls out.

Screen turns to black. Fín.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Checking in on this thread after some time of not checking up on this fucker. They seem to be the same as usual but I got some opinions on some of the more notable posts I noticed.
PRE-POST EDIT: I APPARENTLY NEVER HIT SEND ON THIS. ALSO SOME QUOTED DELETED THEMSELVES AND I AM TOO LAZY TO FIND AND RE-ADD ALL MY THOUGHTS. MAYBE LATER.

"the trans-iest thing i ever did is telling myself i'd cut my dick off"

This specific one would almost be a mundane post from a normal-ish person interested in action figure and miniatures type shit if not for who it is behind this post.

Alright now for the shit from AFTER I was going to post my thoughts and apparently never did.

"GUYS IT'S JUSTLIKE ME BUT THE PEPE IS MY COOL CYBERPUNK VAGINA MADE OF CADAVERS GUYS AND YOU'RE MASTURBATING TO MY CYBERPUNK VAGINA!"
Of all fucking things to do this on, a reply to a Wojack pepe meme about people being mad online over people they don't like existing? There's no fucking logic to this anymore. I mean less than the lack there already was going on here.

their dicks turn inwards

Please, I don't need a repeat of 2016's "horrible fanfic jpeg screed that showed up in any nintendo keyword related google images search results page for like half the year". The scars are somehow still staying fresh 8 years on.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

SUCK DICK FOR COCK

Oh god, just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Rioley Ravioli makes a cameo.