Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Heavy Galaxy]

I've noticed a trend creeping into the conversation, it seems like increasingly people are speculating that Nick has some kind of disordered eating. Which I can see being the case considering how vain and narcissistic he is, combined with the brisk weight-loss. It reminds me of how Chris would call people "naive" because the term naive offended him, and he expects it would offend others in the same way. Perhaps it is the same with Nick, he would absolutely dread being fat and believes Sean is the same way.


I find it odd for Nick to go after Warski, it seems a little danger close. The first negative thing people often think with Warski is "Cocaine Addict", which reflects a lot onto Nick. Unless it's some of that old fashioned Robert Barnes "confession through projection".

Nick looks like he’s been putting on weight, starting to look a little soggy around the midsection and bloated maybe he should cut back on the snack trays and think about hitting the gym once in awhile!

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

This came up in my recommendations. I thought the thumbnail was pretty good.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He was very vague about the supposed differences. That's how you know it was bullshit.

I think what the prosecutor realizes is that Nick is full of shit (compression doesn't mean shit about content; he was just trying to suggest the LEO is a LIAR).

Because he has to. The standard on warrant overturn on Minnesota is hard. It's not even like the new Judge needs to think the prior Judge made a mistake, it's more like he couldn't see a scenario where it could be issued. So it's not a "I wouldn't personally issue it.." standard.

So at that stage you need to allege misrepresentation. The problem Nick has is his reasoning is circular. He is saying the misrepresentation, which isn't really misrepresentation anyway, is proof that it would make a difference.

I think the prosecutor doesn't really get the specifics Nick argues, but she is more rebuttimg the implications made.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Nick looks like he’s been putting on weight, starting to look a little soggy around the midsection and bloated maybe he should cut back on the snack trays and think about hitting the gym once in awhile!

Nick is FAT! FAT boy fall is going strong.

 

[CoomerTine]

Id rather be fat than a cuck

Nick might end up becoming both

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Because he has to. The standard on warrant overturn on Minnesota is hard. It's not even like the new Judge needs to think the prior Judge made a mistake, it's more like he couldn't see a scenario where it could be issued. So it's not a "I wouldn't personally issue it.." standard.

So at that stage you need to allege misrepresentation. The problem Nick has is his reasoning is circular. He is saying the misrepresentation, which isn't really misrepresentation anyway, is proof that it would make a difference.

I'm quite aware.

I think the prosecutor doesn't really get the specifics Nick argues, but she is more rebuttimg the implications made.

I think she knows exactly what he is about and how lame it is. She doesn't need to do more than facts.

 

[Owlbear]

I would have sworn that Nick would stream tonight just given the legal filing and the tweets. This response is perfect material for coping and seething.

Maybe he hasn't read it fully yet? Perhaps Friday night is for cooming and eating?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I think she knows exactly what he is about and how lame it is. She doesn't need to do more than facts.

It would be awesome if she's using Nick's vagueness to force him to go full retard in the reply. Intentionally playing dumb to get Nick to reply. "Judge, the prosecutor is completely missing the fact that there is a watermark. A watermark! Pomplun didn't tell the judge about a watermark!! He lied by omission of the mostest material fact ever argued in a court of law! No telling what else he omitted if he omitted that crucial fact!"

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Id rather be fat than a cuck

True, you can lose weight but you can't uncuck yourself.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It would be awesome if she's using Nick's vagueness to force him to go full retard in the reply. Intentionally playing dumb to get Nick to reply. "Judge, the prosecutor is completely missing the fact that there is a watermark. A watermark! Pomplun didn't tell the judge about a watermark!! He lied by omission of the mostest material fact ever argued in a court of law! No telling what else he omitted if he omitted that crucial fact!"

It's his case to make (FAIL). Smart of her not to go too far filling in the gaping holes of that sad motion.

He tried to be clever ("clever") bc he hasn't a leg to stand on. Smoke and mirrors, and a million more figurative sayings that translate to "bullshit."

Either Nick thought this was a winner, in which case he is once again stupid, or he thought the state would be so stupid as to lose the plot in their reply, in which case he has zero comprehension what basic lawyer competence looks like. Oh, wait, yeah, it's both.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I saw that somebody already did the joke but I had to spend two months making the image:

 

[repentance]

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So if I'm reading this right, did Pomplun watch the livestream at the time of happening? This would explain why the cops went after him shortly after the stream finished.

The video was no longer available but he was able to view the entire video stream.

No. The latest response makes clear that Pomplun didn't watch the video until after he spoke to Aaron on the 22nd. The livestream was on the 21st.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Who does Nick hate the most

It doesn't matter because Nick no longer exists; He's BALLDO MAN! Nick's villain backstory is complete, you listed folks who were Nick's friends and now they are BALLDO MAN'S greatest adversaries. Dax Herrara, who encouraged this degeneracy is the guy Nick should hate the most, but he won't.

@FROG Ink something funny and weird, why don't ya? This origin story will prolly sell, quit Balldo guarding and illustrate Nick's transformation into BALLDO MAN! The Dax Herrara transforming to Dick Masterson and then turning into Juju the cow who likes to get fucked in the ass by worn out women might test your ability, but I bet you can do it, man.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick is a fatty fat and needs to lose weight. He doesn't look good fat like Sean does. The cocaine was really helping him get into peak performance. I mean, how do you expect a 40 year old man to lose weight without a cheat code?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I would have sworn that Nick would stream tonight just given the legal filing and the tweets. This response is perfect material for coping and seething.

Maybe he hasn't read it fully yet? Perhaps Friday night is for cooming and eating?

I expect him to be on a private call with Barnes and White, being charged through the nose for the hours, telling them how to reply to this in order to own the state.

First they write the reply, and once its done (but before filing it), Nick will go do his victory lap on social media explaining to everyone how wrong the practicing lawyers are and how genius his reply will be.

No. The latest response makes clear that Pomplun didn't watch the video until after he spoke to Aaron on the 22nd. The livestream was on the 21st.

I thinks it is ambiguous where he watched it, since technically the stream is still online on a site other than youtube.
Pomplun could literally say "I watched the video and this 4 hour 4 minute video we provided as evidence is an accurate representation of what I saw and this small clip is from that video". What could Nick say to that?

In order for Nick to attack this video he would have to provide actual proof about alteration made to the video and show this in direct comparison with what he says IS the real video. Which we all know will never happen since the 4 hour 4 minute video, even if the provided copy is from Cog's channel, is an accurate representation of Nick's actual livestream.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Nick might end up becoming both

Now I'll admit I'm no expert but I doubt there are many calories in negro spunk.

 

[Father Time]

Id rather be fat than a cuck

Nick might end up becoming both

Fat, drunk, and cucked is no way to go through life, balldo.

 

[Vibralldo]

Id rather be fat than a cuck

Nick might end up becoming both

Nah, Nick's gonna become an anorexic skeleton (Eugenia Cooney mode)

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I expect him to be on a private call with Barnes and White, being charged through the nose for the hours

Cocaine fueled shower calls to lawyers with a cocaine fueled potentially adversarial April outside the bathroom door running low must take a lot of bourbon to fuel. Take a drink, Nick! Mix it with some Milo's sweet tea, buddy.

 

[August Levasseur]

Nick (or an account impersonating him) has just superchatted Sean $100

EDIT: A second superchat has hit the stream