Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Sean is smart for not letting him on. Nick would just attempt to cause strikes on Sean's channel.
Or yell at him like a total sperg like he did before.

I know i won't be able to see anything but can't help looking at his phone.

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I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.

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I think part of it, at least, is the timing of their streams. Sean streams later in the day, when Nick is probably drinking, while Kurt and Nate stream earlier in the day, when Nick is probably sober (or at least not as drunk).
 
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I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
Even cokehead Nick knows in 2024 you can't seethe at a nigger or a tism person who might off himself at a second of being yelled at.
 
I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
Because he believes he "made" those streamers and that they owe him fealty.
They were the "little guys" that were around to fill the panel and agree with him on stream.

Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer had channels before they were part of the Rakieta trial panels.
 
I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
Maybe it's as simple as he feels above Sean since he's tubby and can't stand getting goofed by someone he deems beneath him
 
I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
He is seething at Sean hardest because he knows he doesn't have anything on Sean. He can insinuate Andrew is a pedophile, he thinks Kurt will come back to him after all is said and done, nate is black, etc. All he can say about Sean is that he is fat, and it is completely ineffective. Nobody is swayed by it and Sean isn't bothered by it. He is utterly powerless against Sean.
 
I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
Nicks been angry at Sean for a while before he blew up at him and he hasn't really stopped being mad. Prior to the infamous stream Sean had been cracking limp weiner balldo jokes, cuck jokes, and he's a member of the dreaded kiwifarms where we lol at him all day.
 
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Seeing as I was the one who crowned him that, I do believe that it is within my power to officially de-popeify him.

So no, Nick is no longer the pope of lawtube.

He still remains the Bishop of Balldos though.

(Looking forward to a police report where Nick gets busted for speeding in a vehicle with the license plate B-BALDO.)
During the Middle Ages there were a number of so-called antipopes who were deemed illegitimate pretenders to the papal throne.

Nick is no longer Law Pope, he is now Anti Law Pope.
 
I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
In Nicks drug addled mind Sean is an avatar of the Farms. He is trying for a win against Sean either by " I just want to talk to you" or being a seething piss baby. If he can manage that then its somehow a win against the Farms.

It's all about his ego. When in reality most of us wouldn't be here if Nick didn't talk about it all the time.

If you look deep enough there is a greek tragedy.
 
Oh shit! Get out of the house, Sean!

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Because he believes he "made" those streamers and that they owe him fealty.
They were the "little guys" that were around to fill the panel and agree with him on stream.

Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer had channels before they were part of the Rakieta trial panels.
The Farms has existed long before Nick was a thing on YouTube. The Farms contributed greatly to Nick's audience and visibility in 2019 when he was still small. By Nick's logic he should be sucking Null off hard, and should have pulled up like Null told him too. Instead Null gets gay shower texts too.
 
He is seething at Sean hardest because he knows he doesn't have anything on Sean. He can insinuate Andrew is a pedophile, he thinks Kurt will come back to him after all is said and done, nate is black, etc. All he can say about Sean is that he is fat, and it is completely ineffective. Nobody is swayed by it and Sean isn't bothered by it. He is utterly powerless against Sean.
There's that, but Sean is also a criminal defense attorney, so he's the biggest threat to Nick because people are figuring out he knows what the fuck he's talking about, and the truth he's dropping is bad for Nick.

(TBF, Nate also falls in that category, but I don't think he's talked about this nearly as much).

Andrew and Kurt are not horrible, but it's not their area of expertise.

Sean is the biggest threat to Nick, because Sean is destroying Nick's bullshit with ease and confidence.
 
I wonder why Nick seems so mad at Sean in particular? Ik he seethed hard at Legal Mindset but I don't think it was this hard. He doesn't seem to care about Uncivil Law and Nate the Lawyer's covering him.
Sean is a practicing criminal defense attorney with a decade of practice that was able to see through Nicks lies and is willing to explain the process to literally anyone, even those who are actually braindead. Once Sean wasnt immediately favorable towards Nick, Nick went attack mode like an animal seeing a threat to their life. Also Sean's only real known flaw is being fat, which while funny doesn't make him not reliable
 
I saw that somebody already did the joke but I had to spend two months making the image:
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He wants this image, but in reality, he's just a weak, cringy cuck. He's a cuck. He jerks off to his own wife getting fucked by other dudes. He can't fuck her himself any more because his dick is completely limp. That's why he has to use a Balldo.

And that's why his wife would rather get fucked by a living chudjak than take the Balldo.

That's how pathetic Nick is.
 
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