Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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A small selection of the unboxing posts.
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Is there a rough estimate how much he spent on his toy collection?
Someone did keep a count once upon a time when Kevin was more into blatantly grifting, but I'd assume the money he's wasted on plastic garbage is into ten thousands now. You'd think he'd put away money for those "mommy milkers" he so desperately wants, but long-term thinking isn't exactly Kevin's strong suit.
 
"awful mercenary symbol"
It's literally a decepticon skull.
FUCKIN SKELTIN DISRESPEKKTERS AINT GOT NO TASTE :tyceknife:

Several doubles of unopened transformers already owned, enough to fill a wall?
Nah that's no "hedonist" that's a fucking scalper.
At least those will (hopefully) be in better condition than what we saw of the others a few years ago that were over 100 dollar import ones shoved in a bin clanging into each other.

Is there a rough estimate how much he spent on his toy collection?
Minimum price for these is "deluxe" which has been around 25-26 for a few years now. The "voyagers" which are bigger boxes tend to be 35 and have started bordering on 40 the last few years while "leaders"(used to be bigger figures, now voyagers with pointless accessories and engineering) are like 45-55 depending on where you get them from I'm seeing stacked and possibly doubled up boxes of $200 figures if these are stacked to the back. The bottom left and middle one on the lower shelf alone would be $400 without any more behind them. The little circle pattern in the top center is a $75 box set.

We're looking at nightmare levels of money is what I'm basically getting at here. Over a longer span of time it might not be but I'm seeing shitloads of figures from the same year and same month as each other, ones I've seen the opened version of back in the fucking tranch photos . Sure THESE maybe have been accumulated overtime, but the frequency of 100-200 dollar sets in there is still fucked even if that's the case.
 
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From permanently mutilating his body to only have degen furry trannys as a "social" group to joining an alpaca death cult while always being surrounded by thousands of dollars of garish plastic that aren't even cared enough about to enjoy, let alone really look at until years later, every single decision Kevvy makes (or doesn't make) is so stupid and baffling that I'll never be able to stop peeking in.

There's no way he allows himself to look inward in any appreciable way because the screaming would never stop. The fact that he couches all of this madness in being attractive to "dolls" finding him "desirable".... this dude hasn't had a pretty day in his life, and he definitely hasn't had a serious one.
 
Man it would be pretty tragic basing your self worth off how many people want to fuck you and that numbers 0.
I didn't add the quote to my initial thing because I didn't want my message to be a complete quote wall but yeah that one REALLY stuck out to me.

"MY SELF WORTH IS BASED ON WANTING TO FUCK CONSTANTLY BECAUSE I JUST HAVE A Y2K GIRLBRAIN GUYS!"
Did they uh... kinda forget what the 2000s were actually like? Cause in the 2000s everyone online made fun of people being excessively horny. Yeah there were sex jokes and jokes abut people not being able to get laid but that's not the same as being obsessed with how many people you got to touch your amhole. Most sex related talk back then was exclusively shit talk and banter.
 
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From permanently mutilating his body to only have degen furry trannys as a "social" group to joining an alpaca death cult while always being surrounded by thousands of dollars of garish plastic that aren't even cared enough about to enjoy, let alone really look at until years later, every single decision Kevvy makes (or doesn't make) is so stupid and baffling that I'll never be able to stop peeking in.
“Alpaca Death Cult” sounds like a good band.
 
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Huh, I never wanted to beat someone wirh a bunch of FedEx packages before. Thanks Kathryn.

I'd assume the money he's wasted on plastic garbage is into ten thousands now.
My guess is 100 thousands, around 200k to 300k considering he buys collectibles and junk at a fast rate. He buys a lot of timed exclusives and variations too, which can take a 20$ puchase to a 40-60$ purchase.


Did they uh... kinda forget what the 2000s were actually like? Cause in the 2000s everyone online made fun of people being excessively horny.
This implies they had friends who weren't coomers. Or that they knew girls.
 
Huh, I never wanted to beat someone wirh a bunch of FedEx packages before. Thanks Kathryn.


My guess is 100 thousands, around 200k to 300k considering he buys collectibles and junk at a fast rate. He buys a lot of timed exclusives and variations too, which can take a 20$ puchase to a 40-60$ purchase.



This implies they had friends who weren't coomers. Or that they knew girls.
There's also the money that he spends on being in multiple retarded early release clubs that let you pre order shit.
I didn't even know that was a thing til Kevin's thread.
He's probably spent at least 10 percent of his money, on being able to spend his money.
 
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I think it's amusing that Kevin calls himself "a dumb faggot" and "a bimbo", then gets incredibly frustrated when he can't do something due to being too stupid to comprehend or do something. He would almost be self aware if he didn't realize his status also means he should PROBABLY not give opinions, like that one time he poorly thought to defend Sophie LaBelle. He'd get called out more if more people cared or was back on twitter. Even stupid people can come to terms with being wrong... but Kevin's still one of those hardcore nerds who has to be right about his opinions at the end of the day.


This is believable.
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You can be a failure of a man, but you cannot fail AT being a man. This is like a black dude with sienna skin saying he has failed to be black, or someone with a working liver saying they fail at having a liver. It's physical, it's right there, you can only fail if you have a DSD and even then it's a body disability.
 
Many years ago I was taught by a prestigious higher-education institution that gender referred essentially to the social baggage that each sex is saddled with.

Now, I Am by the grace of his Hole enlightened to understand that true gender is current mood paired with a slur that really resonates.
 
"I dunno if that's a 'middle aged women become invisible' thing or a 'freshly hatched transfemmes are more valued for their looks"

No Kevvie. "Freshly hatched transfemmes" are more valued to the cult for fresh meat. You aren't getting less attention because they thought you were more attractive, you've already taken the troonshine and done the dick flip, they no longer need to love bomb you to keep you in the cult. You're in it for life now. :pickle:
 
It's phrasing like this that makes me suspect Kev Kev and many other of his fellow travellers really want to be Acree from Transformers.
Arcee isn't a bird that hatched out of any egg as far as I remember, and the only media she was a tranny in was IDW. Every iteration though as far as I'm aware she's genetically a woman alien robot person.

If I remember what I saw of IDW correctly, the writers who were angry about female cybertronians existing in everything up to then because "OH THEY'RE ALIEN ROBOT PEOPLE WHY DO THEY GOT GENDERS" decided to explain "why". Their reason? "Well see this one guy introduced during the g2 marvel comics was AKSHUALLY a scientist who tampered with transformer genetics and forcefully turned one of his assistants into the first woman". In response to this, the "trannarcee" if you will decides to make it their quest to brutally maim and murder Jhiaxus for what he put them through. Imagine witnessing someone go through shit that clearly scarred them for life and planted a deep unhinged hatred in them for their situation and going "god I wish that happened to me!" It'd probably take a pretty cushy life situation to have the desire for such a horrid thing happen to you.
 
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I'm rather a fan of the following b movie script:

A group of egyptologists find a lost pyramid and uncover the burial chamber. On the sarcophagus they find a corpse missing it's penis with a gaping wound where it's genitals should be, the lid is marked 𐌀ጮ𐋅ዐ𐌋ቹ. Over the next few months they all lose their jobs and their dicks turn inwards and rot
The font is more reminiscent of folk horror in my opinion. Most of that script could be achieved by transplanting the Tranch into 18th century rural England and switching the alpaca for sheep.

"I wouldn't be going down that route in the forest, lass. That do be leading down thar to the old Boyton farm. Folks say it's haunted by hideous boggarts who were once men, and a raving hag who communes with birds."
 
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