Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
Yeah, no, that’s a stretch.
Nick is being petty and trying to cling to anything and everything. Mentioning the pedo wasn’t virtue signaling to his crowd, it was him trying to hide behind his kids as a “just in case” motion.
Riiiiiiight. And it was completely coincidental the same day his reply in opposition drops, he's on stream with Dick Masterson (obligatory: dresses as a cow named Juju, and gets fucked in the ass) talking about how "Kiwifarms isn't sending their best"?

Look, if I can't convince you that there's a definite PR component to all this horseshit, that's fine. But I'm sticking to my position on this and what I know about the man.

That said...

His luck has run out and now we are seeing the real man.
I agree on this point.

He really is going on a hard tweet binge right now. every four minutes he responds or posts something about MUH CHRISTIANITY or lame jabs at old associates.
It's futile for him to argue the Christian thing anymore. That audience is gone. He's not getting it back. Just appeal to hedonistic lolbertarian dipshits. It's less work for him anyways. He'd just have to be himself: An immoral degenerate faggot, like his master Juju.
 
Nick's gay word-games where he pretends everything he says actually means something else is exhausting. I don't know how Null, Shaun, or really anybody that's been in contact with him puts up with it. If he's like that with his wife then I don't blame her for wanting to be coked up or zonked out on pills all the time.
 
Nick's gay word-games where he pretends everything he says actually means something else is exhausting. I don't know how Null, Shaun, or really anybody that's been in contact with him puts up with it. If he's like that with his wife then I don't blame her for wanting to be coked up or zonked out on pills all the time.
"I don't WANT. To mindfuck my wife. EVERY. DAY. But I HAVE. To mindfuck my wife. EVERY. DAY."
 
Nick is still arguing with his Twitter followers and insulting people who seem to be actually asking questions out of concern for him.
His replies or not just unfriendly, he is downright toxic to people being pretty nice about the things they are saying and even taking the time to send him DMs with constructive suggestions and actual wishes for him to get better.
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I might regret posting this, as it could spark 30 pages on religion, but Rekieta is having a conversation about religion with random people on Twitter.
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He is also discussing the testimony he gave regarding Aaron's revenge porn allegation.
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"This isn't the own you think it is". He almost Xeets like Patrick Tomlinson sometimes, it's only missing the "stalker child".
It's isn't an own in his pickled brain. He's a cuckhold and a swinger. NOT sending nudes of your wife and inviting other men to COOM inside her is kinda prudeish.
I mean he apparently did alright for 16 years before getting addicted to alcohol and blow. I blame Juju.
Eh, it's not like there was much opportunity for him to struggle like normal people. Pre e-celeb, did he ever make enough money to support his family without external support? Juju did kinda help him ruin his life in the only avenue there was potential to ruin it.
 
Nick is still arguing with his Twitter followers and insulting people who seem to be actually asking questions out of concern for him.
His replies or not just unfriendly, he is downright toxic to people being pretty nice about the things they are saying and even taking the time to send him DMs with constructive suggestions and actual wishes for him to get better.
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>I don't care
Bull fucking shit
>read on this and reflect
What is this even supposed to mean? He's really hammering on this whole "can't rewind" thing. Is he saying it's completely out of his hands and even if he wanted to, the drugs and liquor and cuckoldry have fully consumed his life beyond reproach? Woah buddy.
 
Nick's gay word-games where he pretends everything he says actually means something else is exhausting. I don't know how Null, Shaun, or really anybody that's been in contact with him puts up with it.
Some of us that have been in contact with him consciously chose not to anymore.

If he's like that with his wife then I don't blame her for wanting to be coked up or zonked out on pills all the time.
I do. She has a responsibility to the kids. Divorce is a thing. There's a chance she'd make out pretty good in it too.
 
Hey it's Labor Day Weekend in the US, right? Big three day holiday? Maybe it's April or Kayla's turn to drive the van of kids to the lake so he's just killing time on his phone.
The way things have been going in the Rekietaverse, I expect that April or Kayla will drive the van of kids into the lake.
 
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Inshallah, @Fapcop is just the man for the job.
Thank you for the confidence!

She needs the good lord too though. Nothing like a daily rosary or two to keep a confused woman on the straight and narrow.

(And plenty of Trek! None of that degenerate NuTrek though… Kayla needs the wisdom and calm, patriarchal presence of Spock, Kirk and McCoy!)
 
I think if the cops felt that Nick had given the kids coke there would be a number of new charges for all concerned.
I think the cookware with residue may be their only angle. So they inadvertently got exposed. No clue if that would work but that's the best I got.
 
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Don't get me wrong, Juju should get fucking death penalty for ever coming into this family's life, but it seems to me like the whole thing had been building up for years.
Nick has always been a Dick groupie, just like Dax was a Maddox fanatic. He started out by haunting his Facebook group and eventually moved on to streaming just to talk to Dax about Dax.
 
Maybe. But I agree and sympathize with his move here. He probably just doesn't want a cracked-out narcissist shitting up his stream and insulting his intelligence by trying gaslight him some more.

"SEAN! SEAAAAAN! LET ME ON SEAN! YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH SEAN! THE TRUTH IS BAD FOR ME! YOU ARE A COWARD FOR NOT ACCEPTING THE PROGRAMMING SEAN! I AM YOUR LAWPOPE! FUCK YOU SEAN! YOU ARE FAT SEAN! YOU NEED JENNY CRAIG SEAN! LET'S DO LUNCH SEAN!"

Fuck that noise.

Yup, people like Sean understand boundaries and how to have them. This is something that a co-dependent drug addled narcissist like Nick just can't comprehend.
 
Nick is still arguing with his Twitter followers and insulting people who seem to be actually asking questions out of concern for him.
His replies or not just unfriendly, he is downright toxic to people being pretty nice about the things they are saying and even taking the time to send him DMs with constructive suggestions and actual wishes for him to get better.
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At this point I think people should just consider Nick rekeita as dead. He overdosed on coke and fried his brain. It's a pathetic end and he left his children to be watched by a crackhead loser inhabiting his decaying flesh. There is the off chance things could change, but it wont. He insults anything he ever stood for, takes no responsibility for his terrible decisions, and hates anyone who ever actually supported him.
He's a walking corpse possesed by whatever demon was passed onto him from Dax Herrera.
 
They kept it together, yeah, but I'm not sure it was ever a strong and entirely healthy family - I'm sure kids were fed and clean, but it sounds like Kayla fell apart pretty quickly. The fact that they needed a full time nanny when the second one was born (with a stay home mother, why?). And then Kayla's own weeping on Nick's stream that she's a bad mother and a bad wife and Nick is so amazing because he can take care of a child who is sick in the middle of the night while she can't. I know we usually focus on Nick's retarded reaction to that, but I think she was telling the truth.
Don't get me wrong, Juju should get fucking death penalty for ever coming into this family's life, but it seems to me like the whole thing had been building up for years.

And Kayla wanting a romantic relationship with a Star Wars game dude? I think that was even before Hedo 2, wasn't it?
What's that about a star wars man?
 
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