Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[pink cigarettes]

Justice for pedos and zoos' basically.

This is the least alarming thing about the entire post, but: if one is against "purity culture," why the hell would you call yourself "puritypunk." It's like if crust punks called themselves "bathed, laundered, and definitely sleeping indoors"-punk

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Being an adult means being less responsible with her money, it seems. You just know she's only bought them to rub up

I highly doubt she would've cared much about Viking shit back in high school, she's hit her mall warrior phase two decades too late. She was too busy writing shitty Clay Aiken fanfiction.

Her cookies are a great example of American slop. They look like a recipe from one of those nightmarish 1950s cookbooks that put jello and whipped cream into everything.

For all she posts about food and her supposed pride in her heritage she hasn't made/eaten any Swedish food as far as we know. Where's the blood sausage? The surströmming? Hell, she's not even tried cooking the less weird stuff like meatballs with mushroom gravy or cinnamon buns.

 

[SporksForEvil]

Since this was responding to the fringe joke I thought you were going to say they have the same bangs/hair cut. Which...they kind of do. Murderface just has more volume. And probably smells better.

Oh shit, I JUST got tthat. I'm a bit slow, I thought they were actually asking for strange theories, LMAO.
I also wanted to quote pee your pants's post, but it wouldn't let me, so here's me explaining myself instead


This post is especially baffling to me because as far as I can tell, the post she's replying too agrees with her?? Maybe im missing something but they both have the same point. Maybe staph just read the first paragraph and thought ", just another kiwifarms troll trying to anti muh sexuality....."
(Also, sorry for being late, I just woke up.)

 

[AfghanBlue]

A seax is an Anglo Saxon weapon and a "Viking blowing horn" is a dumbed down version of a bukkehorn.

Staph claims to venerate her ancestors but can't be bothered to do the barest amount of research about their lives.

I feel like having a little hole cut for a peice of leather at the top to decoratively hang the horn from your larp costume would actually significantly ruin the acoustic resonance of the horn in terms of actual use?
Anyway..

I'm pretty sure her doctor tested her for diabetes at her last physical, I think she tweeted about it some time ago. The good news for diabetics is that, in some cases, it can be reversed with diet, medicine, and exercise.

I wonder, I wOnDeR if, what with not only her hormone appointment being rearranged, and her voice training one arranged twice, in combination with her recent doctor visit raising concern about her blood pressure etc..
wether there might be a little bit of an issue going on, with either her insurance or GP or someone putting the kibosh on her transition.

Wouldnt put it beyond her parents to ring up and interfere /share their concerns with her GP, and if this shit is blatantly killing her and she is demonstrably going down the toilet...

There might be a stop put to her Lifesaving Trans Healthcare®/ embarrassing medical mutilation.

Maybe the therapist even felt moved to call something up the chain, with the insane shit she's been posting lately surely must bleed through into their sessions-even a fraction would be enough- and that could have a more wide reaching effect, or in tandem with other things, tipped the balance?

The other week she was talking about how they said she had to stop T for her blood levels etc, and then she's talking about raising it, basically doing the exact opposite of what they said and then some; and now all the poon-medicine appointments are getitng stopped.

I dunno, this is of course wild speculation, but it seems possible.
It would be better for her by miles, but the seethe would be Monumental.

@Spangled Drongo
All of the Swedish stuff would be way better for her, but it would take effort.
Even really simple stuff like a home amds bread with some cheap little canned fish or spread she could make herself from berries or...
The thing we need to keep in mind that with her "baking" she's not really doing anything. She's not working up a sweat, kneading dough, waiting to let it rise, adding some herbs and bits from the garden.
She's not adding flour and water and making her own pastry for the top of a pie-she's buying insanely overpriced for what it is, cake mix, throwing it in a bowl with pre mushed mush, and splodging it onto a tray.
I'm surpsed she went to the effort of seperating it rather than just making one mega cookie lol. Gonna eat it all anyway.
The whole process probably takes 4 minutes before the oven bit.

The ridiculous thing is, it's made me want to try what cookies with whipped cream in them would taste like. Very much so. I never previously considered the idea of it.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I wonder, I wOnDeR if, what with not only her hormone appointment being rearranged, and her voice training one arranged twice, in combination with her recent doctor visit raising concern about her blood pressure etc..
wether there might be a little bit of an issue going on, with either her insurance or GP or someone putting the kibosh on her transition.

Her last appointment was rearranged because she couldn't get her speakers to work for the Zoom call (although she blamed that on Loki). I think a lot of her appointments being cancelled/rescheduled is down to her being shit at organisation.

Wouldnt put it beyond her parents to ring up and interfere /share their concerns with her GP, and if this shit is blatantly killing her and she is demonstrably going down the toilet...

Staph is an adult. Yes, a retarded one but I don't think her parents have any legal control over her. I know her parents want her to come off HRT, as they have expressed concern over her weight, but I doubt a concerned phone call from them to doctors would put a spanner in the works. I think a doctor can plainly see that HRT is fucking her up. Hell - we can just from a photo of her.

The other week she was talking about how they said she had to stop T for her blood levels etc, and then she's talking about raising it, basically doing the exact opposite of what they said and then some; and now all the poon-medicine appointments are getitng stopped.

I had a search back in the thread and couldn't find anything about doctors stopping her T because of levels. Maybe someone else can find something. All I could find was when she had to fast to have some blood tests done a month or two ago, but I don't know if she has mentioned what the results were of that. Excuse my current brain scramblies, its been a draining week.

She has recently said she wants to push to get her T dose raised from 40mg to 60mg. The appointment to discuss it was this week, so I guess it was the one that got rescheduled because she fucked up the Zoom call. She said that she hopes a higher dosage will get her the results that she wants (ie: more bottom growth), then she will quit HRT in January 2025. I can't imagine that an increase for 4 months will do much of anything. What she hasn't mentioned is what she will do if the doctors refuse to up her dose. She might just carry on in hope that something will change, but I imagine she will quit out of spite and/or pressure from her parents to. She had never mentioned quitting HRT before an update moaning about her parents saying that she should quit. She has a very fragile ego when it comes to her parents, going by her still shaving her legs to appease her dad.

Looking forward to what the doctors say about the HRT. I have the feeling they won't raise the dose because she's hairy enough and it's affecting her physical health. I imagine they won't take her request seriously if she blabs about the fact she wants to quit HRT in four months anyway.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This will surprise no one...
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Of course your cholesterol is high, fat ass.

Notice that she says 'I want to stay on testosterone for at least six more months.' This insinuates she is thinking of stopping it. This was one of my 2024 Staph predictions.

This is the one.
I think I conflated her immediately mentioning that she wants to stay on testosterone for at least 6 more months, where her being advised to stop it (she probably was, cos I think the place running the blood test was checking specifically because of her taking HRT)

You can indeed interfere with people's care - staph is a sped and her parents will be well used to talking to the doctor for her, and you can ring up health professionals on account of people. And they will listen to and consider what you have to say, if for example, an adult is having a mental break, it's very usual for their partner or parent to get in touch with their care provider.
It seems like they give testosterone to even more fat and ill people than staph though. It just depends how much forcible interference might be coming in from the frigs. Like "she strokes out and we'll sue you after our appropriate period of mourning (celebratory world cruise)"

Yet more mealy mouthed pro pedo reblogs..

 

[Vandy2]

Yet more mealy mouthed pro pedo reblogs..

...
Age correlates with how humans grow. A 16 year old doesn't have the same brain development as a 25 year old. Law doesn't matter. Laws aren't always based on morals and ethics or even science. Just because you can diddle a kid in another country legally doesn't mean you should. It's not about a number it's about biological differences that create power imbalances and lead to the kid being abused. There is no "nuance", stop trying to prey on children.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I went back to Staph's nudes on Blue Sky out of curiousity to see if anyone had liked or commented on them. There was one comment:

Who is this lunatic? Let's look at their profile.

How very interesting that their only posts are on Staph's profile, and that they claim to be a vessel for Loki. Has Staph really stooped so low to make a sock just to comment on her own posts? (It's happened in the past, but not in recent times, I don't think.) It's worth keeping an eye on that profile.


Lame and gay straight.


She doesn't really care about Heath's feelings, because she never talks about him. He's always getting cucked by the other husbandos.


Facts about Mama Frig that no one wanted to know #112.


This made me think... We haven't heard Staph say Sigyn's name out loud yet, have we? I wonder if she's butchering the pronounciation.


Why should it matter to her?


I guess she only counts something as a conversation if it's with someone agreeing with everything she says.


A bit sad that they have to share one folder.


She's not interested in any crimes commited by criminals who aren't ghosts yet.


I'm sure someone with a Facebook account could go and look at his pictures, I imagine they're genuinely delightful.


She's wasting $27 a month.

Edit to add:

It only takes not shaving for a few weeks before I start to see my ancestors looking back at me.

The SMIRK.


He has more important things to worry about than his daughter's three chins having a row of hair on each of them.

 

[SporksForEvil]

I'll hand it to her: in that photo, she does pass as a man.
A very unattractive man, but a man nonetheless.

 

[AfghanBlue]

There is no "nuance",

Nuance, more like NONCE, amirite?

Ooof she is grotty in that picture. Little skin tags and a fine layer of skinflakes on her face and in her eyebrows.
Probably the drying goodness of fullbody Head & Shoulders applied fortnightly in lieu of a skin routine.. after seeing the nudes that makes at least some semblance more sense now.

Still, interesting that you can be flaky and greasy grimey at the same time.
The male pattern baldness is surely running riot on the fortitude of her bangs.
"took these mostly for euphoria reasons" Jesus.
The weird featurelessness, FAS chubby skin folds of her face, close up, combined with the flakiness, makes her look like a special needs child from a rough family. Which she literally is, ig, but it's strange that they apparently don't grow out of that.
She has not got blackheads! Can say that for her.

The thing I find really hard to square about people like Staph is when they fancy a few people who are actually good looking, like poor old Heath Ledger for example, so they can see objective fit and handsome people-yet that somehow coexists with them, at least fiercely coping, that they find themseleves attractive. It must be very strange.

The mental image of Papa frig, haunted by his wife's latest prognosis, seeing the fat sped's facial hair as she waddles into focus, and just thousand yard staring through it, is bleak.
Just keep scooping that litter and get out as quick as possible.

@SporksForEvil hmm, I don't see it, but the weird hair just cancels all man out of the picture for me. But in that photo shopped one with less hair, she did look like a fat middle aged man, I suppose. No man would ever or has ever had that hair though. Passing would be so close if she would just chop it off. It'd probably be utterly harrowing for her if people did start treating her like a man-both for her own self image, and the social way that people treat men as opposed to "weird but generally helpless" speddy middle aged women. It'd be a right shock for her.

 

[Meowzers]

Edit to add:



The SMIRK.

get some facewash and moisturizer to get those weird eyebrow pustules and that fucking CRUST off your face jfc. let this be a lesson to everyone to never wash your face with mother effing head and shoulders.

 

[PigFarm]

Interesting that on her burner, she says she suspect she has a personality disorder.

I don't think she does, honestly. She's just run of the mill autistic and retarded

 

[SporksForEvil]

I don't think she does, honestly. She's just run of the mill autistic and retarded

My mom of all people brought up a very good point that i would like to share to the class: she could (could) have a form of narcissistic personality disorder.
she has a constant need to feel special (edit for clarity: with the constant changing of gender identities and constantly having a ton of fringe "sexualities"), makes up wild stories about infamous serial killers, a Norse god, and the fucking king of pop all just fell in love with her (from what I've seen, she's never explained how she fell into the eyeline of these "lovers"), somehow thinks that everyone wants to see her naked and legitimately saw a career in onlyfans as an at least 300 pound female, and constantly surrounds herself with only people that agree with her statements.
Just a thought for the theory bucket. Could just be schizobabble.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

@SporksForEvil hmm, I don't see it, but the weird hair just cancels all man out of the picture for me. But in that photo shopped one with less hair, she did look like a fat middle aged man, I suppose. No man would ever or has ever had that hair though. Passing would be so close if she would just chop it off.

Here you go:

Interesting that on her burner, she says she suspect she has a personality disorder.

She has been banging on about the possibility of her having borderline personality disorder ever since she got infatuated with Dahmer, just because it was one of his diagnosises. She did an online test for it and scored in the catergories that anyone terminally online would get points in. She frequently reposts 'actually borderline' type posts on Tumblr which are basically 'I think everyone hates me #actually borderline' as a method of cope whenever she gets boolied online.

My mom of all people brought up a very good point that i would like to share to the class: she could (could) have a form of narcissistic personality disorder.

You really need to spend some time reading the thread. A common observation is that she has the perfect lolcow combination of NPD and retardation.

 

[often puzzled]

Pretty beside the point(s), but I was curious about the cookie recipe and found either the recipe she's using or a similar one here. It seems like you make them in different flavors-- as she mentioned-- by changing the flavor of cake mix that you're using. The food blog is by a woman from upstate NY, so it seemed appropriate. She didn't tally the calories for the recipe, but it would be easy to figure out: just add cake mix + tub of whip + egg (plus any powered sugar, cat hair, or eyebrow dandruff you're adding for garnish).

And the name of her cookie recipe? Whippersnappers, which was so appropriate for Granny Staph that I couldn't keep it to myself.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Pretty beside the point(s), but I was curious about the cookie recipe and found either the recipe she's using or a similar one here. It seems like you make them in different flavors-- as she mentioned-- by changing the flavor of cake mix that you're using. The food blog is by a woman from upstate NY, so it seemed appropriate. She didn't tally the calories for the recipe, but it would be easy to figure out: just add cake mix + tub of whip + egg (plus any powered sugar, cat hair, or eyebrow dandruff you're adding for garnish).

And the name of her cookie recipe? Whippersnappers, which was so appropriate for Granny Staph that I couldn't keep it to myself.

Those look nice.
The detail about garnish of eyebrow dust made me actually gag though.

There seems to be absolutely no vaguely close substitute to cool whip in the UK (not entertaining the notion of just spraying an entire canister of whipped cream into a bowl and using that to make cookies, or if that would work even) anything that does look close also seems to be American stuff that supermarkets ship in as special foreign food, and so start at a price point at about £15 for the honor so, sadly, no obesity-bics for me.

I take it back after seeing her with short hair in that more detailed picture - she just looks like an equally unfortunate but more bog standard woman.
I can imagine that haircut version of her in a leather waistcoat over a straining, used to be black, wolf howling at moon teeshirt,and a walker covered in stickers and keyrings.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

My mom of all people brought up a very good point that i would like to share to the class: she could (could) have a form of narcissistic personality disorder.

Why would you inflict the Womb Wizard on your poor mother? There are some things that normies should get to live blissfully unaware of.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

She's claimed that for awhile, yeah. And really... BPD is easy to claim— to be honest, any mental illness can be if you play your cards the right way. As someone that specializes in psych patients and is currently dealing with a 100% True To Form™ BPD patient: Staph's not BPD, she just is a sheep. She wants to be liked and fit in, so she follows trends and opinions. She likes popular things that are superficially researched, current news, and that's the only reason her "identity" fluctuates so much. Because's she's retarded as shit (not even autistic, just FAS).

She doesn't "split" on people— she's just labile. She's easily influenced, so that's why it seems like she splits, but it's not actually that. Impulsiveness is nonexistent. She doesn't have unstable relationships because she has no relationships because she prefers to pretend. Anger is worse now, probably, because of the testosterone— but it's not uncommon for FAS to have those quick-to-anger bursts.

All the symptoms that you can pull up on BPD are so easily explainable by other normal means that do not indicate she has that personality disorder.

She's retarded/has FAS, and she's narcissistic. That's it.

 

[glass_houses]

ATTENTION NEWFAGS: please read the thread in its entirety (or at least the highlights) before posting. Rehashing the same fucking arguments every ten pages in a 1500 page thread frequently leads to frustration from oldfags, and you being labelled as an annoying cunt.

Staph's biological mother abused alcohol and other substances during her pregnancy with Staph. Staph displays both physical and behavioural traits of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome. While she undoubtedly has impaired cognitive abilities, she is not autistic, she is a low IQ narcissist. While it is absolutely possible to be both autistic and personality disordered, Staph's long term behavioural patterns do not indicate autism: stupidity yes, wholly unwarranted self importance yes, autism, no.

 

[Chromeo]

I think she keeps her medium hair for the same reason she wants to keep her salmon slappers, she's trying to play both sides so no matter what happens she always comes out on top. Problem with that is you can't effectively be both male and female, they're opposites. You don't become an attractive feminine man or masculine woman, you just become gross.

She can't play for both teams, she should either commit to the bit and chop her tits off, or admit she's just an ugly woman and start wearing Walmart blouses and chunky costume jewellery. Pick ONE gender and commit to it (though I guess I'm asking for too much asking someone with a harem of imaginary boyfriends to commit to one thing lol)