Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.2%

  • Total voters
    370
Inviting random people to DM Nick if they want to be told The Truth™ by him (AKA get spoon-fed 90 IQ narc lies)
I like how Nick is too fucking stupid to realize everyone knows anyone asking you to DM them is a mewling utter pussy terrified to discuss things in public and wants to get you one on one to gaslight you.
I mean he apparently did alright for 16 years before getting addicted to alcohol and blow. I blame Juju.
I blame Nick. He's the one who actually did it. And he turned HIMSELF into Juju's cockslave.
 
Goddammit please STOP DOING THIS. Not just you, EVERYONE. There is no FUCKING H IN "CUCKOLD." WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS?

Sorry to single you out tons of people are doing this I just hit my meltdown point.
Maybe those people are just so overwhelmed inside and their inner thoughts of "Holy shit, what an enormous faggot and cuckold!" starts coming out partway through typing that & the H is all that sneaks its way in...
 
Goddammit please STOP DOING THIS. Not just you, EVERYONE. There is no FUCKING H IN "CUCKOLD." WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS?

Sorry to single you out tons of people are doing this I just hit my meltdown point.
Maybe it's an obscure martial arts move: the cuck hold. You break his back, make him humble, and then fuck his wife's ass.
 
Its just coke and baking soda and water, its not like your cooking meth in the bedroom, you can cook it on a spoon with 3 ingredients.
We're talking about NICK here... He's not the sharpest crayon in the shed, if ya know what I'm sayin'... That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice! His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top! His brain's hamster wheel is covered in cobwebs cuz his brain hamster died a long time ago!
 
Sneedmaster Nick is taking a well deserved break from the pesky offspring and family during this shitty holiday to argue with randoms on Xitter and insult/gaslight his viewers.

His replies do not even make sense, even if interpreted in the most positive way possible. Is he coked out alone in his Balldo Bunker and not at the family get together after all?

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I like how Nick is too fucking stupid to realize everyone knows anyone asking you to DM them is a mewling utter pussy terrified to discuss things in public and wants to get you one on one to gaslight you.
Not to mention it's the most womanly behavior possible. Just troon out already.
Formerly Chuckold’s.
Chuckold's Cuck and Suck
 
We're talking about NICK here... He's not the sharpest crayon in the shed, if ya know what I'm sayin'... That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice! His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top! His brain's hamster wheel is covered in cobwebs cuz his brain hamster died a long time ago!

He's about as bright as a haunted house. Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about a half acre.
 
Question for the former drug users and reformed drug dealers.
Is there any legit reason for a user to own a fine scale and baggies?

The scale is to weigh your purchases. Back in the day, a pharmaceutical scale was a scarce and expensive bit of kit. These days, modern electronics have made them cheap as chips.

The baggie thing? Most heroin and cocaine dealers in my experience would use the corner of a sandwich bag for everything from an ounce to a ten bag. Who doesn't have sandwich bags in the house?

If you've got hundreds of glassine envelopes with a brand like 'Score dope from Lawpope' stamped on the side though, that's a different kettle of fish altogether.
 
He's about as bright as a haunted house. Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about a half acre.
Couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C & the T... Thinks TGIF means Toes Go In First, and had that printed on all his shoes... Wasted a whole bag of M&Ms b/c he kept on throwing out the Ws... He's one step away from naming all his toes & givin' strangers great big hugs...
 
Goddammit please STOP DOING THIS. Not just you, EVERYONE. There is no FUCKING H IN "CUCKOLD." WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS?

Sorry to single you out tons of people are doing this I just hit my meltdown point.
What is a cuckold supposed to come out of if not the confines of his cuckhold?
 
I might regret posting this, as it could spark 30 pages on religion, but Rekieta is having a conversation about religion with random people on Twitter.
You would think that Nick is just lying as per usual when he denies having said all kinds of crazy things about Christianity in past streams, but I legit believe that he could have been so so drunk and high at the time he was shooting off his mouth that he really doesn't remember saying the things that he said.
 
Best friends spending saturday night on twitter but not talking to each other..so sad! :story:
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I believe you did promise your viewers and supporters plenty that never got delivered on. Locals gift, locals streams, and a half dozen specials and series that have never sent the light of day. Plus a promise to Jersh you wouldn’t end up as a weirdo and promises to your audience that you’re monogamous and not liar.
 
I believe you did promise your viewers and supporters plenty that never got delivered on. Locals gift, locals streams, and a half dozen specials and series that have never sent the light of day. Plus a promise to Jersh you wouldn’t end up as a weirdo and promises to your audience that you’re monogamous and not liar.
Before he does anything else he should reaffirm his wedding vows, kick out the hanger on drug addict, and start being a good role model again.
Nothing he says has any value while he can't even get the most basic things right.

Would also go a long way for the courts to see a dedicated attempt to turn his degeneracy around. (and live up to the promise he made to his partner)

[EDIT] Spelling.
 
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