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Darvon! Nice.

I really like looking at serious survival kits. The first one is so sticky.
 
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Okay watched the Chinese one, which is actually a 4 in 1. Steve is being way too charitable here, the food universally looks unappealing and cheap. The food bars themselves suck when the mere act of cutting them makes them lose a huge amount of mass by flaking. I can't imagine eating those without losing like 5% of the food to the wind, not something good when it's for survival. I'm not a nutritionist but I doubt white rice is the best choice of source of carbs, and if the meal even contains proteins. The space food itself has the commemorative box look cheap as hell.
To summarize, it looks like they spent more time on shitty propaganda phrases than actually thinking what the person eating it needs.

On a side note, when Steve knocked on one of the food bars, my dog thought there was someone at the door.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
To summarize, it looks like they spent more time on shitty propaganda phrases than actually thinking what the person eating it needs.
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Haven't people said before that the reason Chinese MREs aren't great is because they usually have a mobile kitchen when they deploy, and thus very rarely use their MREs?

They might be in the weird situation where their super-specialized emergency rations are the rations that are most likely to be eaten. Not having that experience of trying to feed 10,000 soldiers in normal situations a vomlet means less data for making the lifeboat rations.

I am really skeptical about space gravy. Glad Steve noticed those questionable logistics too.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Haven't people said before that the reason Chinese MREs aren't great is because they usually have a mobile kitchen when they deploy, and thus very rarely use their MREs?

They might be in the weird situation where their super-specialized emergency rations are the rations that are most likely to be eaten. Not having that experience of trying to feed 10,000 soldiers in normal situations a vomlet means less data for making the lifeboat rations.
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That's the theory. In practice just the expectation of them having a functional logistical line is incredibly optimistic, and if they ever deal with a country with a functioning airforce they are SOL and will have demoralized underfed armymen with no molars.

Also the American Hot Climate Survival Kit is just the other end of the spectrum with how much shit they managed to fit in it.
 
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Uploading footage filmed probably years apart in one big super video only makes the year he didn't upload at all weirder.
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I just like the idea of Steve going about his daily routine, working his job, periodically eating rations and explaining them to the camera.

Then he turns to his computer in the corner. "Oh yeah... YouTube! Nice."
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Steve is too powerful to be taken out by some old militree food, ye of little faith.
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Dude ate hard-tack from the fucking AMERICAN CIVIL WAR and was fine after. Not even super-ultra-mega-Ebola final Omega variant could survive this MRE demigod's digestive system.
 
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"This is like apple sauce... of the future."

I was surprised he didn't play with the pitch of the vigorous bag-shaking, the way he does with spoon tinkles.

"Processed chunks, but not overly processed. It's not like Eraserhead chicken. This chicken actually has some textural authenticity to it."

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Steve knows the classics!
 
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