Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[BoobWhiskers]

While she undoubtedly has impaired cognitive abilities, she is not autistic, she is a low IQ narcissist. While it is absolutely possible to be both autistic and personality disordered, Staph's long term behavioural patterns do not indicate autism: stupidity yes, wholly unwarranted self importance yes, autism, no.

To be fair, as I recall she does at least claim to be diagnosed with autism and says that's the basis of her disability. I think that based on what we've seen over the years, your summary is more accurate.
I think that it it's easy to forget some people are just really, mouthbreathing, terminally stupid. Especially when it's someone like Stapphy who can parrot enough jargon that she appears functional until she does something pants-shittingly retarded.

She can't play for both teams, she should either commit to the bit and chop her tits off, or admit she's just an ugly woman and start wearing Walmart blouses and chunky costume jewellery.

'Congratulations, you're ugly at BOTH genders'.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And really... BPD is easy to claim

I don't understand why she keeps claiming BPD, especially if she has the long-sought-after autism get-out-of-work-free card.

People generally don't want to have BPD. BPD people don't have a great reputation in the public consciousness; if a guy is going to accuse an ex-girlfriend of a disorder, that's the one he'll name.

Problem with that is you can't effectively be both male and female, they're opposites. You don't become an attractive feminine man or masculine woman, you just become gross.

Some people can pull it off, the same way some people can do a triple axel.

If she wants to be David Bowie, she'd have to be a lot skinnier.

 

[Vandy2]

How very interesting that their only posts are on Staph's profile, and that they claim to be a vessel for Loki. Has Staph really stooped so low to make a sock just to comment on her own posts? (It's happened in the past, but not in recent times, I don't think.) It's worth keeping an eye on that profile.

Gyro usually types the same way when doing sock puppets. I think another LARPER is more likely but definitely worth keeping an eye on. Is there any mention of age?

Also interesting is that for some one who claims to be so liberated from gender they have gendered Loki as male and a girl cat can't be a Loki even though Loki has been claimed by that crowd as a gender fluid icon. Loki would be a cute name for a girl cat.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Gyro usually types the same way when doing sock puppets. I think another LARPER is more likely but definitely worth keeping an eye on. Is there any mention of age?

Everything about them and what they have posted is in that screenshot, there's no mention of age. It's just a great coincidence that they're also a spectrophiliac that claims to be a vessel for Loki. I personally don't think it's her, but it's weird that they have only made posts directed at Staph. Worth keeping an eye on here.

Whilst I'm here, I'll drop these:

How she lovingly refers to herself in her imagination. Hilarious name, given that she has never been used by a man.


How do you ask for a 'buttplug' in old Norse? This might shock you Staph, but a lot of 'queer friendly' places sell butt plugs because gay men like to put things in their butts.

Also, oh no. Does this mean that the Blue Sky nudes are actually going to get worse.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't understand why she keeps claiming BPD, especially if she has the long-sought-after autism get-out-of-work-free card.

Because collecting "identities" is her whole reason fot being.

BPD people don't have a great reputation in the public consciousness

Tbh, I think this would be a positive for Steph.

This might shock you Staph, but a lot of 'queer friendly' places sell butt plugs because gay men like to put things in their butts.

Or Amazon. Or a billion other places that don't advertise as "[anything]-friendly." Literally as accessible as a hamburger and have been for decades, gayness not required.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I don't understand why she keeps claiming BPD, especially if she has the long-sought-after autism get-out-of-work-free card.

People generally don't want to have BPD. BPD people don't have a great reputation in the public consciousness; if a guy is going to accuse an ex-girlfriend of a disorder, that's the one he'll name.

Because tumblrites and that crowd wants to be oppressed and victimized and rational people realize that people with BPD are a lot to handle... therefore it is one of the "worst" personality disorders to have. Super prejudice! Super oppression! It's popular like autism. It's a "get out of jail free" card for being an asshole for them.

I personally don't think it's her, but it's weird that they have only made posts directed at Staph.

I agree that it's not. They're an "internet tourist." All I see is a troll that is getting Staph to play right into their hand, because she's too dumb to realize she's being ridiculed by someone that isn't upfront about it. They just happen to be a Loki vessel, and a spectrophile, and like witchcraft/pagan? Please. Really couldn't be more obvious. Plus, they misuse "your" and "you're" and the typing style in general is just way too different and she is not that smart to disguise her way of speaking.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She should get one of those furry tail buttplugs; she could cut off the tail part and attach one of her pride flags instead.

...for any of the thread newbies, Stapphy has shoved pride flags up her butt and taken pictures. They are in this thread. Go read it and you'll find them, if you enjoy regretting having eyeballs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She should get one of those furry tail buttplugs; she could cut off the tail part and attach one of her pride flags instead.

Aw, that shop with the outrageous novelty butt plugs, like the pop-o-matic bubble, is going to be a casualty of the Etsy smut ban.

But it turns out it's easy to buy tail-ready plugs, minus the tail.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Aw, that shop with the outrageous novelty butt plugs, like the pop-o-matic bubble, is going to be a casualty of the Etsy smut ban.

But it turns out it's easy to buy tail-ready plugs, minus the tail.
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See, I appreciate you googling that because I got as far as opening a new tab to do so before I stopped to reflect on the fact that actions have consequences and I already get enough bizarre targeted advertising because of this site.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I'm sure someone with a Facebook account could go and look at his pictures, I imagine they're genuinely delightful.

More proof she's been lurking here recently - I mentioned she could look at her cousin's photos if she really cared about her heritage. Though her most recent Swedish ancestors weren't Vikings, she wouldn't be possibly seeing Vikings in her family tree unless she was able to trace it back a thousand years, and I somehow doubt she gives much of a shit about the lives of 19th century working class Swedes.

Also even on the dole she could save up for her own trip to Sweden, it'd take longer, but it's doable if she weren't so inclined to spend it on LARP gear, tacky pagan merch and snacks... but like everything else she does she's taking the lazy route and simply boasting on social media about how proud she is to be Swedish. And like any white American who likes to go on about their heritage and goes to visit the land of their ancestors she'd probably get laughed at by the locals for butchering her pronunciation of their language and claiming to be an expert on their culture.

...Half your ancestors were female, Stephanie. Oddly misogynistic of her to discredit many generations of women like that, as if her only way to connect with her roots is to grow a beard (or a piss weak excuse for one), then again her entire personality is not like other girls. To be fair, throughout most of history, women were relegated to the role of wife/mother so I can understand why someone would identify more with the men who actually did shit outside the home like fight in wars and get an education (if they were lucky), but then that's where you get the misconception that women moonlighting as men in order to actually do something with their lives other than staying home and popping out children (such as Hua Mulan, Joan of Arc, the aforementioned James Barry...) were actually pooners, as opposed to doing what they had to in order to be in these roles.

If she really wanted to be a badass modern day Viking, she'd be self sufficient, get a job (even just at McDonalds. Her organisations that consist only of her don't count), maybe play a sport or hit the gym to keep fit... but that takes effort, so simply slathering her gunt in hormone gel and making videos reciting the runes is the way to go as far as our bxy is concerned.

 

[a hapless toad]

This made me think... We haven't heard Staph say Sigyn's name out loud yet, have we? I wonder if she's butchering the pronounciation.

She is. It should be Lokisdottir. Or since she's a Swede, Lokisdotter.

ATTENTION NEWFAGS: please read the thread in its entirety (or at least the highlights) before posting. Rehashing the same fucking arguments every ten pages in a 1500 page thread frequently leads to frustration from oldfags, and you being labelled as an annoying cunt.

Staph's biological mother abused alcohol and other substances during her pregnancy with Staph. Staph displays both physical and behavioural traits of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome. While she undoubtedly has impaired cognitive abilities, she is not autistic, she is a low IQ narcissist. While it is absolutely possible to be both autistic and personality disordered, Staph's long term behavioural patterns do not indicate autism: stupidity yes, wholly unwarranted self importance yes, autism, no.

Attention @SporksForEvil, the above quote is directed at you. Especially the first sentence.

Stop being a fucking retard and shitting up the thread. Lurk moar, and while you're doing so, go back and read the thread.

 

[Chromeo]

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How she lovingly refers to herself in her imagination. Hilarious name, given that she has never been used by a man.

The funniest thing is I looked up "sansorðinn" and this was the first result:

She's literally just calling herself a faggot lmao

 

[moorhen]

get some facewash and moisturizer to get those weird eyebrow pustules and that fucking CRUST off your face jfc.

Real men use Head and Shoulders as a face wash/moisturiser/bodywash (not shampoo though, if her appearance is anything to go by.)

How she lovingly refers to herself in her imagination.

If my partner lovingly called me a tranny I’d punch her in the throat.

 

[CalderaScar]

The funniest thing is I looked up "sansorðinn" and this was the first result:
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She's literally just calling herself a faggot lmao

I'm betting on her being aware of that. She loves pretending to be all edgy and calling herself a fag AND it plays into her humiliation fetish.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If she really wanted to be a badass modern day Viking, she'd[...] maybe play a sport or hit the gym to keep fit...

There's an Amtgard shire (archive) 15 miles away in Binghamton; they meet every Sunday to beat each other's asses with fake swords.


(Stephanie could take up with the SCA instead, except they explicitly require effort, accuracy, and at least dork-level interpersonal skills.)

 

[moorhen]

There's an Amtgard shire (archive) 15 miles away in Binghamton; they meet every Sunday to beat each other's asses with fake swords.


(Stephanie could take up with the SCA instead, except they explicitly require effort, accuracy, and at least dork-level interpersonal skills.)

Please go Viking larping, Steph, it’ll be so funny.

The ominous sounds of heavy breathing and salmons slapping while she tries to flail a sword around would be a sight to behold.

 

[Quack_Quack]

So whaledom is derived from malnutrition. Now that's interesting. It also explains why so many Amerifats are Amerifats: so much of our food is processed to shit and contains a metric fuckton of sugar. Her cookies are a great example of American slop. They look like a recipe from one of those nightmarish 1950s cookbooks that put jello and whipped cream into everything. But god, I still can't fathom eating enough to gain Staph's amount of weight, hunger signals or no. It just seems like it would be physically painful to do so.

i had to lol at her dagger. it's so sad she thinks a cheap etsy dagger is cool.

I think a lot of what she eats is convenience food. Calorie dense but nutrient deficient. So her body is constantly needing more to find it.

get some facewash and moisturizer to get those weird eyebrow pustules and that fucking CRUST off your face jfc. let this be a lesson to everyone to never wash your face with mother effing head and shoulders.

Dear fucking god, face wash is cheap and plentiful.

Here you go:
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She has been banging on about the possibility of her having borderline personality disorder ever since she got infatuated with Dahmer, just because it was one of his diagnosises. She did an online test for it and scored in the catergories that anyone terminally online would get points in. She frequently reposts 'actually borderline' type posts on Tumblr which are basically 'I think everyone hates me #actually borderline' as a method of cope whenever she gets boolied online.


You really need to spend some time reading the thread. A common observation is that she has the perfect lolcow combination of NPD and retardation.

Her BPD is a larp. I think she tries to emulate from her degree texts, not realising it's just showing how much of a sped she really is. She has little to no social awareness and uses pop culture to fit in. E.g. tranny train wreck time, hopping from one esoteric ritual to another, invoking imaginary friend masturbation time cos she's a permavirgin.

I think if she took the time to go to a proper therapist, maybe even inpatient to relearn out of her destructive behaviours and regain life skills, she'd probably do pretty well in an old folks home as a volunteer.

She should get one of those furry tail buttplugs; she could cut off the tail part and attach one of her pride flags instead.

...for any of the thread newbies, Stapphy has shoved pride flags up her butt and taken pictures. They are in this thread. Go read it and you'll find them, if you enjoy regretting having eyeballs.

If you, however, are into masochistic eyeball flagellation, find all the NSFW pics!

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See, I appreciate you googling that because I got as far as opening a new tab to do so before I stopped to reflect on the fact that actions have consequences and I already get enough bizarre targeted advertising because of this site.

It's a risk for sure!

she could save up for her own trip to Sweden, it'd take longer, but it's doable

If she booked the flight and hotel well in advance, or even looked at pricing and budgeted monthly savings it'd not take that long, especially as she seems to have a decent amount of disposable income

 

[AfghanBlue]

There's an Amtgard shire (archive) 15 miles away in Binghamton; they meet every Sunday to beat each other's asses with fake swords.
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(Stephanie could take up with the SCA instead, except they explicitly require effort, accuracy, and at least dork-level interpersonal skills.)

She would be like a dirty bomb exploding in their careful ecosystem of dorky male Sunday league historically themed fun- an environment that needs utmost hygiene and careful tending because of the propensity of nerds to ruin their own shit with their insane behavior, and the reluctance other nerds have to 'exclude'.

She would get out of puff in (legitimately) 4 seconds, collapse over to rest on a nearby corner of field, and sit slowly getting more and more furiously in her head about why no one came to check on her: then storm home to swear off anything similar (but uh oh, the session is supposed to last 2 hours, wheres her ride-oh never mind, the Frigs stayed in the car park forseeing this)

Let's go to fantasy land entirely here and assume she actually managed to finish a full, sport adjacent activity - she would be absolutely reeking, the babblers would be flapping, and smelling, like salmon. Very, very disrespectful.
She would probably think she should get changed around them.
I can also picture her taking a decent hit, it hurting a little bit, then her bad-sportsmanlike seething/explosive tard rage causing her to deliberately aim for someone eye or something, as 'revenge'.

The buttplug post is sad and gross. No one replied, why would they? That entire post is triple the amount of data she could have just put into her search tab and been in immediate possession of one - what she did anyway.
How many times do people have to demonstrate they do not want to have your sexuality forcefully foisted on to them.

I bet those babbler shots were a real wake up call for any budding para pals she may have been slowly building up interactions with, honestly.


@Quack_Quack I've got to disagree with the old folks home volunteer, even after rehabilitation.
Staph thrives on power, it's her natural impulse. She would definitely eventually get up to some manipulative tricks, in an environment such as a group home, where there is a hierarchy of sorts.
What she would be possibly better at is a home visitor, for people who aren't too vulnerable but need a bit of company or assistance with a few easy tasks. Then she could feel safely as equals and start on the foot as friends.
But putting her into any situation where group dynamics based on vulnerability come into play, she is a dangerous person.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The funniest thing is I looked up "sansorðinn" and this was the first result:
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She's literally just calling herself a faggot lmao

I'm betting on her being aware of that. She loves pretending to be all edgy and calling herself a fag AND it plays into her humiliation fetish.

She's very aware that sansordinn is 'faggot (derogatory)'; when she started using it, she was very excitedly explaining to anyone who (didn't) ask that it was her way of bonding with her ~queer viking ancestors~ and ~historically non-heteronormative~ blah blah blah. You know how she is. It's the same as her 'reclaiming' faggot, but with more Viking larp applied. Humiliation fetish writ large.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Thing is, if we threw her in a time machine and let her spew these terms, she would not live for very long. If the holmgang was still a thing, she would do well to avoid even implictly saying it.