DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Beverly Sutphin said:
Speaking of Man On The Moon, Phil thinks that the Joon doc will show the world that's he's a Andy Kaufmanese character, everyone. That Phil "blurred" the lines of what's real and what's fantasy.
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The blurring of the lines separating reality from his narc delusions and fantasies certainly happens. And has escalated into an insane level in the last few weeks. However, rather than Man on the Moon, I would suggest a more accurate cinematic representation of the true hellscape that is Phil's id would be Caligula. Replace all of the Penthouse Pets with sweaty WWE wrestlers and instead of all the orgies it's Amazon/DoorDash deliveries, $100 tips from Anon and reading fellating emails about himself.
 
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Phil, get help.
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil, get help.
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He really thinks he is some kind of Destiny or Jim who just can talk with whoever he wants on the upper case I Internet.

Also nice that he jow directly interacts with detractors and not acts like he doesn't read and watch anything and talk about it a year later.
 
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@Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink absolutely, he also shaded Kat too in last nights stream when asked about the co-op he said "There was always shit in the way.... like uh health, and fatigue." Now Kat made her own yu gi oh shadowrealm kit but JFC I would never and I mean never talk about my spouse like that. What an actual cunt and we know he fattened her up, he did the same with Panda but her colleagues clearly said get the fuck out. Hell when he went to the store to get Leanne when she had the panic attack, they would not even offer a lift. I also think she had the panic attack due to Phil, where she was planning her escape and she realised that she was far from her family unit and alone. I still think she is the only good thing to come out of Phil and that is her getting free and having a tahxic free life.

So with this mental snap I think it's a few things in play, I'll bullet to make it easier;
  • Joon doc, it is starting to dawn on him that it is probably bad with a title like Darksyde of X. With KC away now he has no security blanket and he can't even call them in as PPP and Andy have stated strictly to not disturb them on their respective breaks.
  • The viability of the champions streaming diminished almost straight away, he knows he only has the fringe KC whales and knows all it takes is for KC to end their union and thats it. The good money is gone. Even OIC's money has slowed down massively. He has topped once $150 as LisaLou in all of this saga which may even hint at OIC bailing. We know Jeff is gone completely now, so minus KC whales he is fucked. He also thought he could stream Champions too but he has no juicers meaning it is a deficit immediately.
  • He is starting to learn his place; Phil's narc ego is wild, his outer wolf parades himself as an innovator and cornerstone but his inner ego is starting to take over and learn that he is at the behest of other creators. He has been reading here avidly too (hey Phil) and is starting to realize that the other creators he has have the power not him. KC, Keem and especially Craig. Phil knows he is a coward who has to always result to being the victim to sedate his oppossition but you cannot be the aggressor and the victim because they are diametrically opposed to one another and to an onlooker even a dent it looks weird. Additionally he is pissed that detractors are not fighting but openly calling him out for copying PPP. He doesn't even act with guffaw either, it's shit narc mimicry that reveals his insecurity in real-time.
  • The Midlife Crisis is real and you are in one; Since his birthday Phil has battled this crisis because he knows this is the end of the road. He is at the end of his tax limit too, he has to pay off all that KC stuff which at the end of this will probably be about 10k easy. He has trapped himself in this boundary where he cannot afford his lifestyle pre KC and knows that when the stimulus dies its gone the problem is that he has not financed correctly and put money away for tax meaning April he is going to get hammered and he know he can't afford it but he knows too he cannot go to Linda or Dave anymore. Judging by how quiet he has been about them I think he has fallen out with Dave massively and knows that crutch is gone potentially for ever. He knows he is in a trap unironically like what he formulated for Kat and he is living out his karma.
 
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