DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Grease Fountain]

Let's see him spin this.

Uhh, I go by DarksydePhil. I have no clue who DarkSydePhil is but he sounds very admirable.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I can already see Phil's reaction to the title:

Now guys, if this documentary had been released before my appearance on Kino Casino... and now how public opinion about me has changed. Now I’ve got people defending me from detractors on Twitter, for example... I would agree. But now, I feel like I'm on an upwards in terms of public attention and support from new fans... I’ve upgraded my whole setup, and I’m making new khantent that people seem to enjoy....

Little sip from the comfort water bottle and looking to chat

This is why I decided to give up on the Mike Clum documentary. My story isn’t over... I'm improving, learning from my mistakes... And now people are giving me a second chance.

 

[PieceofShet]

I like the long WWEC segment, but I prefer this:

EDIT: I dont see Howard on the thumbnail.

 

[Comma]

Dibs on DSP trying to invite JoonTheKing to come on his stream in the near future to "interview" him.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

If Phil was butthurt enough about Turkey Tom's "10 years of failure" title and the thumbnail to go on multiple rants about it, "eternal downfall" is gonna get him tilted. Maybe only privately because he has been putting on such a show lately to impress the KC paypigs, but I guarantee that's gonna get under his skin.

 

[FamicomGorby]

“I wasn’t a retard, I was just pretending to be one!”

"IT WAS A WORK YA KIWI BITCHES, HAIL TO DA KANG BABAY!"

Look at this thumbnail and title. Phil will hate this video.

Spoiler: The timestamps

The Eternal Downfall of DarkSydePhil

Joon The King

DarkSydePhil has survived in the online space for over two decades now, behind him he leaves a trail of chaos and financial ruination brought by his own hands.



00:00 Intro
1:39 The significance of Fighting Game Community
3:49 "DarkSyde" Phil enters the scene
11:42 Top-Haters/Impact'
15:13 2005 American champion
28:15 DarkSydePhil YouTube
38:31 DSP Smash - DaButtHead
38:52 Building opposition
41:52 Cooking with the king
43:48 Wealth and Controversy
53:50 Panda Lee
57:50 Project 7
1:02:04 Financial waste
1:06:07 Trolls make themselves known
1:19:24 Moving to Washington
1:21:22 Continued financial waste and controversy
1:39:07 Jon Rambo speaks out
1:40:29 The camera has been on the whole time
1:42:00 Downfall setting in
1:45:37 Fake Engagement ring
1:47:37 Machinima out Pultavi in
1:54:30 The breakup
1:56:37 Continued Downfall
2:07:38 Owes money to IRS
2:08:54 New relationship
2:13:20 Phil is a meme
2:19:50 Taxes
2:25:58 Believes internet likes him now
2:26:39 The internet does not like Phil
2:31:29 January harvest
2:34:22 Bankruptcy
2:37:26 WWE Champions!
2:54:20 Vest streak
2:59:37 Financial tracking and Established trolling
3:14:02 Bank leaks
3:19:03 V Tuber destruction
3:22:45 Wants a good image
3:34:00 Does not get good image
3:41:05 Outro

So turns out Joon da Kang does in fact not think Phil is an Andy Warhol/Kaufman-esque muthafuckin genius.

 

[Elbe]

2:25:58 Believes internet likes him now

Is that a reference to the recent arc? If so, I'm surprised he didn't delay the doc to include the current madness.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

If this doc would have come out 6 months ago it would have been good. Coming out now... while the plump beggar king has all the pillows propping him up on his throne, is great. Haven't seen it, don't care. As others had said, just the title alone will be something Phil has to square away with what his life is now. I'm looking forward to the upcoming flailing cognitive dissonance. He is sort of at a crossroads with his identity right now, putting him in a fragile place. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Pride before the fall, definitely.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

IJustine

I've never heard anything about these two interacting? They didn't even produce the same type of content to my memory.

Can anyone elaborate on the lore, please?

 

[shekelshoah666]

2:25:58 Believes internet likes him now

Is that a reference to the recent arc? If so, I'm surprised he didn't delay the doc to include the current madness.

Doubt it. DSP has believed the internet liked him before and these timestamps are in chronological order so new stuff would be at the very end.

I've never heard anything about these two interacting? They didn't even produce the same type of content to my memory.

Can anyone elaborate on the lore, please?

DSP said she got gangbanged by EA execs and other shit about her sleeping her way to hosting video game stuff and being popular.

 

[PieceofShet]

I've never heard anything about these two interacting? They didn't even produce the same type of content to my memory.

Can anyone elaborate on the lore, please?

He called her a whore and said something like she is gangbanged by some CEOs or something.

He was jealous cause she was making gaming content.

EDIT: im half asleep.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

2:25:58 Believes internet likes him now

Is that a reference to the recent arc? If so, I'm surprised he didn't delay the doc to include the current madness.

The timeline looks like ~2018. Phil was feeling himself then, he just locked down Kat who wasn't fat yet. The escort saga gave Phil some goodwill. The massive sub bomb by King Tut.

 

[johnkimble123]

I have to say, Phil thinking this would have a huge pre-DSP arc was funny. It definitely gives you a foundation of who he is but he was talking like 1/3 or even 1/2 would be origin story bs.

 

[FormerPro]

I think the thing that will wound Phil more than the title and the thumbnail is the description:

Joon suggesting that Phil had anything to do with his own downfall and it wasn't exclusively due to the mentally ill detractors will upset Phil to no end.

 

[Balr0g]

You think this part will get addressed specifically?

Fingers crossed. I was trhinking of working on a Supercut of several DSP documentaries like the EFAP guys did with Boogie. Turned several Boogie docs into 2 7 hour long videos. Maybe could add that

 

[myone]

This is why I decided to give up on the Mike Clum documentary. My story isn’t over... I'm improving, learning from my mistakes... And now people are giving me a second chance.

I'm like 99% certain that this is the whole impetus for his recent manic phase. Buying a PC, approaching Kino Casino, it's all because of this retarded documentary. He's intentionally trying to obsolete the conclusion of the documentary. "Look, that isn't even me anymore!"

Side note: That's actually a very popular propaganda technique. If there's an unwelcome piece of news, you interrupt the news cycle, by presenting some fairly irrelevant piece of information, that changes the story slightly. Now, all previous reporting is immediately obsolete and can be hand-waved away.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Pre stream is going to be a banger. Surprised by the chapters tbh, this is could be potentially interesting.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

I also love the alternate universe line, that's something he heard or saw directly from a detractor talking about him lol

he does the same thing with the line about how he doesn't have to do anything and his haters will just self implode. It's what we have been saying about him for years and very frequently during this arc.

He's such a retard he doesn't realize he does it.

 

[C4-621]

Only YouTube """documentary""" channels can take shit like this and stretch it out to nearly 4 hours. I'm looking forward to seeing Dave seeth but after watching that RTU doc and reading the DSP doc timestamps, I think I'm better off catching a supercut of all of Daves reaction (Which will take over a month with how fucking slow he takes these reacts).

Perhaps with his newfound ego boost he'll call out Joon since Dave seems to be challenging everybody lately.