DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
guess this recent faggotry really was just to try and get ahead of the doc. really don't know what he's scared of though, nothing in that desc is something new and damning. maybe just the thought that a bunch of people are gonna see it? idk, he's been around for so long that shouldn't be a big deal for him. gonna hear about the eternal downfall for the next decade though lmao, he's already coping about it on stream.
Yeah it was sort of an overlap. A lot of the stream changes and "improvements" (new computer, new this, new that, new content, etc) were to get ahead of the documentary. Then the KC thing started and he decided to own the memes. But that's just in the past few weeks; not sure Joon would have that in a documentary he's been working on for months that covers many years. It's a blip in the big picture.
 
I wouldnt be surprised if he skims through the doc so he can skip through things that he can't prestream away.

DSP at timestamp 21:22 “uhhh I’m not sure whyyyyy JoontheKing uhhh included this, and this is kind of boring anyway” (skips to 1:25:00, while nervously looking at chat)
 
"This crazy miracle" Is this nigger really this delusional? He has to know he's being milked for content. No fucking way he's that retarded.
This is the same guy who did a 15 minute Lightning Returns unboxing where his fire alarm was going off, managing to finish recording without actually unboxing the game. Of course he's that retarded.

Edit: reminded myself of the video and went to go watch it again, saw he's actually hearting people in the comments.
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So his analytics, nigger you gained 80k views in a month. You have 680k views in 30 days. Amberlynn Reid gets 800k a month and she is not even putting up content.

edit - watching PoPs restream this is so fucking deluded, I only said she was gangbanging members of EA for attention actual defamation.
Most of his new views are exclusively drama related or from KC. That's it. There's slightly a bump on gaming, as Wukong has some hype, but there's less gaming and more drama, so if you swap out non-gaming streams for gaming, minus KC, he's basically where he is.

They're not coming to watch his, as in his mind, bread & butter gaming, they're coming to watch the other shit.
 
He also said that he's been running on it for 30 minutes at full speed. Like fuck off, no one believes that.
Hey now, if he's capable of doing those amazing 25 pushups - then you bet that he can do heavy marathons on that device.

Also, wouldn't surprise me if it was initially purchased by Kat before just giving up fitness and becoming a straight glutton.
 
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Phil will seethe for the rest of the year for sure.
Yeah. it's the new chicken sandwich.
They didn't even produce the same type of content to my memory.
She got into gaming and that gave Phail teh sadz.
I think the thing that will wound Phil more than the title and the thumbnail is the description:

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Joon suggesting that Phil had anything to do with his own downfall and it wasn't exclusively due to the mentally ill detractors will upset Phil to no end.
yeah, yeah. that's gonna leave a mark.
guess this recent faggotry really was just to try and get ahead of the doc. really don't know what he's scared of though, nothing in that desc is something new and damning. maybe just the thought that a bunch of people are gonna see it? idk, he's been around for so long that shouldn't be a big deal for him. gonna hear about the eternal downfall for the next decade though lmao, he's already coping about it on stream.
It's that the old stuff is covered and he was hoping no one could find it since the only way to see it is wayback. It shows he hasn't changed at all.
He's super confused as to why Joon included the VTubers shitting on him. Because it's funny, Phil and he understands what's interesting to people way more than you do.

My only exposure to vtubers are the clips of them shitting on phil and I cracked up at every one of them. They were all kind of mystified about him. a+ content.
I laughed at Pippa trashing him.
Lol. Phil says he has a treadmill and can use it at anytime. Bet that fucking thing is covered in dust and clutter.

This is the same guy that was powerwalking to his mailbox.
and much like the alleged power walking...........it's all bullshit.
 
He also said that he's been running on it for 30 minutes at full speed. Like fuck off, no one believes that.
he is so far removed from physical exertion that he can't even come up with a realistic lie about it. Thirty minutes full speed (sprint) is so insane that it's giving me "I DO have a girlfriend, she goes to a different school" vibes. I don't remember how fast he said he could "jog" five miles. Wasn't it like fifteen minutes or something?

Phil you were never "buff," you never even reached newbie gains, gymrat stage.
 
2:25:58 Believes internet likes him now

Is that a reference to the recent arc? If so, I'm surprised he didn't delay the doc to include the current madness.
This is very likely about his ProJared tweet where someone tweeted 'Hahaha Jared's worse than even DSP', and Phil tweeted 'Hahaha, yeah, he's even worse than me' and that tweet from him got like 30K upvotes and had people quote tweeting it saying shit like 'lol imagine getting dunked on by DSP'. Phil then declared that 'the entire internet has changed it's mind about me overnight, and people are seeing me in a new light' and he specifically said 'Pfff I somehow managed to redeem myself to the entire internet in a single tweet. Figure that one out.' This led to Phil making the 'Debunking 7 Years of Lies & Slander' video that itself was full of lies that were entirely shown as such by detractors making videos showing the real thing along with Phil's lies from his 'Debunk' video.
Edit: @Elbe He would frequently declare during the ProJared Tweet arc 'Everyone loves me now' and made several pre-streams in a row with segments "Addressing all my new viewers from my EPIC tweets".
"This crazy miracle" Is this nigger really this delusional?
Yes
he is so far removed from physical exertion that he can't even come up with a realistic lie about it. Thirty minutes full speed (sprint) is so insane that it's giving me "I DO have a girlfriend, she goes to a different school" vibes. I don't remember how fast he said he could "jog" five miles. Wasn't it like fifteen minutes or something?

Phil you were never "buff," you never even reached newbie gains, gymrat stage.
His exact quote is that he currently runs "4 or 5 miles in 20 to 25 minutes" so Phil's current larp is that he runs between a 4 minute mile to a 6 minute 15 seconds mile, and his cardiovascular endurance maintains that pace for 4 to 5 miles in a row. The guy who is visibly breathing hard from getting up to walk halfway across his room to the blinds and back.
 
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This is very likely about his ProJared tweet where someone tweeted 'Hahaha Jared's worse than even DSP', and Phil tweeted 'Hahaha, yeah, he's even worse than me' and that tweet from him got like 30K upvotes and had people quote tweeting it saying shit like 'lol imagine getting dunked on by DSP'. Phil then declared that 'the entire internet has changed it's mind about me overnight, and people are seeing me in a new light' and he specifically said 'Pfff I somehow managed to redeem myself to the entire internet in a single tweet. Figure that one out.' This led to Phil making the 'Debunking 7 Years of Lies & Slander' video that itself was full of lies that were entirely shown as such by detractors making videos showing the real thing along with Phil's lies from his 'Debunk' video.

Yes

His exact quote is that he currently runs "4 or 5 miles in 20 to 25 minutes" so Phil's current larp is that he runs between a 4 minute mile to a 6 minute 15 seconds mile, and his cardiovascular endurance maintains that pace for 4 to 5 miles in a row. The guy who is visibly breathing hard from getting up to walk halfway across his room to the blinds and back.
First he assumes there are no other real business owners in the world, now he thinks there aren't people that run track.
 
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Isn't he just another KC guy coming to suck phil's dick for not being a child murderer?
He is.
His exact quote is that he currently runs "4 or 5 miles in 20 to 25 minutes" so Phil's current larp is that he runs between a 4 minute mile to a 6 minute 15 seconds mile, and his cardiovascular endurance maintains that pace for 4 to 5 miles in a row. The guy who is visibly breathing hard from getting up to walk halfway across his room to the blinds and back.
lmao do you know how fast that is, especially for his age? For a professional athlete this can look quite relaxed but for a hobby runner this pace is close to full sprint.

ChatGPT answer:
  • Recreational Runners: A pace of 8-10 minutes per mile is typical.
  • Competitive Runners: A pace of 6-7 minutes per mile is considered strong.
  • Elite Runners: A pace around 5 minutes per mile or faster is what you’d see in competitive racing, like in marathons or 10K events.
If you're running 5 miles in 25 minutes, you're running at an elite level, and it's a very impressive achievement!
 
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