Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

[Sekirodiealot]

Ignored this thread at first cuz I already watched Crowley's video on him, but noticed it had 100+ replies now and thought I'd take a look.

I'm astonished at the amount of people ITT who genuinely can't decide whether or not this is an ARG. Do you have fucking aspergers??? Maybe I'm just overdosing on all the cursed knowledge I've gotten from our horrorcow threads, but this guy is a textbook case of a low-IQ, sexually depraved retard with a cluster of specific paraphilias that they obsess over 24/7 and flood their social media accounts with. In the case of David, those fetishes are schoolboys, heeled boots, overdone makeup, body horror, and even the inherent disgust of his own pedophilia, among others. For Anna Clossin, another somewhat-behaviorally-similar retarded degenerate that hyperfixates on her fetishes online, it's incest and BBC. Adding mentally ill editing over Anna's videos talking about her favorite types of porn doesn't make her page an ARG - it just makes anyone who thinks it does a fucking moron.

This is like if someone discovered a man that writes a shitty webcomic about his Sonic OC that contains embarassing details from his real life and went "hmm, this is a bit odd, must that mean this is an ARG?" Like, bro, of course it fucking doesn't, you dumb fuck. We've already seen this before! Countless times! This is obviously not someone posting AI-generated CSAM and videos of themselves in fetish getup chasing real schoolchildren down the street as a le epic boundary-pushing art project - it's a fucking pedophile, you complete dumbass!

Tbf, people back than assumed chris was an elaborate troll when he started gaining traction

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Ignored this thread at first cuz I already watched Crowley's video on him, but noticed it had 100+ replies now and thought I'd take a look.

I'm astonished at the amount of people ITT who genuinely can't decide whether or not this is an ARG. Do you have fucking aspergers??? Maybe I'm just overdosing on all the cursed knowledge I've gotten from our horrorcow threads, but this guy is a textbook case of a low-IQ, sexually depraved retard with a cluster of specific paraphilias that they obsess over 24/7 and flood their social media accounts with. In the case of David, those fetishes are schoolboys, heeled boots, overdone makeup, body horror, and even the inherent disgust of his own pedophilia, among others. For Anna Clossin, another somewhat-behaviorally-similar retarded degenerate that hyperfixates on her fetishes online, it's incest and BBC. Adding mentally ill editing over Anna's videos talking about her favorite types of porn doesn't make her page an ARG - it just makes anyone who thinks it does a fucking moron.

This is like if someone discovered a man that writes a shitty webcomic about his Sonic OC that contains embarassing details from his real life and went "hmm, this is a bit odd, must that mean this is an ARG?" Like, bro, of course it fucking doesn't, you dumb fuck. We've already seen this before! Countless times! This is obviously not someone posting AI-generated CSAM and videos of themselves in fetish getup chasing real schoolchildren down the street as a le epic boundary-pushing art project - it's a fucking pedophile, you complete dumbass!

Even if this was some elaborate ARG, the man is still generating child porn and chasing down real children on the streets.

 

[Zane Flynt]

Ok, I don't think I cracked the code about the art but I might as well share.

I think that David simply chose to recreate child art he liked for fetish reasons. The main inspirations could've been Biljana Durdevic of John Podesta fame and I specially want to point out (not downloading those things into my laptop) Aesthetics of Violence and Paradise Lost, both are paintings with very pale children with alien like proportions that use the colour red to mark the abuse. Durdevic is known for reflecting pain in her work, is what she is known for but if David is taking her as a basis he substitutes the grief of the original for wide unnatural grins.
The second inspiration in my theory is Graham Ovenden, who not only paints young girls with a similar colour palette but also was arrested for CP. David cramped the saturation and his aesthetic is more of a composition but it does look somewhat similar.

It could be a reach but I guess it would be part of the course to expect someone like him to try to mimic the art style of a nonce and someone whose work is mostly known for its association with ALLEGED nonces.

A stretch but maybe he is obsessed with pale skin and red lips as an unattainable ideal of beauty, like Snow White.

Honestly, you summed up exactly how I felt with all of it. The art style he goes for with these bizarre AI manipulations reminded me almost immediately of that dreaded art found in Johnny boy's home, which makes me think he became inspired by it upon that stuff going viral around social media for brief moments around 2017 or so. The make-up he applies gives me the impression that he wants to look "younger" and "innocent", while also applying the giant lips for some particular kink or fetish he has with this schoolboy age-play schtick, just like the boots he never stops goading on about.

 

[Gremperor]

I doubt he actually goes around in public dressed like a school boy like the rumours say he does. If he did, he would have thread on here years ago not to mention consistent sightings since people would notice something like this. (Note. Rumours say he has been doing this since the 90s).

There are videos of him walking around outside and this seems to be a "thing" with the mentally ill in the UK, I've heard multiple stories from people that live on that island about how their local weirdo dresses up like a freak or has some kind of gimmick.

Cat men, baby strollers filled with children's toys and 100 different "local wizards".

 

[Sekirodiealot]

His voice sounds like a south park character. I wouldn't be surprised if the police don't do anything even if the wrap up their investigation. I'm used to hearing stories of thr police not doing anything till the victim ends up killed. Not that I'm saying he will do that, but i never know.

 

[Moral Decay]

I wouldn't be surprised if the police don't do anything even if the wrap up their investigation.

I wouldn't be surprised if they said they were investigating just to get the redditors to stop calling.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

I wouldn't be surprised if they said they were investigating just to get the redditors to stop calling.

That wouldn't surprise me tbh. That would be why they'd probably wouldn't continue

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

why are there so many fucking retarded faggots on here crying begging the forum not to make a thread on this guy?
do you guys remember years ago when someone made a thread on that guy on the Smurfs forum his name was blue nursery rhymes or something.
who basically made weird cp shit just like this subhuman.


I didn't see anyone back then complain man has this place gone downhill?


anyways this thread shows promise this freak has been active since the late 90s at least (See David Firth) there is no fucking way Instagram is the first time he used the internet i bet he was online since the early 2000s he seems tech literate.
i just have a gut feeling this is the beginning of a long rabbit hole

I think he deserves a thread 100%, tbh the main thing that made me think it was some kind of ARG or that Firth was involved at all was this guy seems like the kind of character Firth would create, and the only person who seemed to have any initial info on him was Firth, that being said he is a odd gay creep from Dorchester, which could probably sums up Firth's more iconic characters. however im now convinced this isnt just some wierd ARG, and that this is a real fucking creep

 

[RACISM]

I think he deserves a thread 100%, tbh the main thing that made me think it was some kind of ARG or that Firth was involved at all was this guy seems like the kind of character Firth would create, and the only person who seemed to have any initial info on him was Firth, that being said he is a odd gay creep from Dorchester, which could probably sums up Firth's more iconic characters. however im now convinced this isnt just some wierd ARG, and that this is a real fucking creep

Firth's art has always been creepy but he's never shown any inclination to have weird sex stuff in any of it, or to do any kind of performance art/ARG. I take what he says at face value.

 

[Dickinson's Real Deal]

Here's a link to the 2023 tweet in the screenshot since I don't think it's been posted yet.

 

[Dragoslav Constantinides]

Bingo, thanks

It is ABSOLUTELY real.

Want proof? Don't even need a free trial or a paid subscription, you can see that EXACT picture here in their archives:
View attachment 6371290
Check out page 59 in the corner there, it's 100% real. Get a free trial if you want to be sure
Source, the newspaper archive

David Alter.
Exact name of the dude who lived next to the tard wranglers, and the exact house that schoolboy filmed in.

Same M.O., same name, same writing, same area (streatham) dating back to 1994. No redditors, no anecdote, but concrete proof.
I stand by this theory everything checks out.

Glad to have some concrete proof of this not being a dumb ARG or art project.

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

irth's art has always been creepy but he's never shown any inclination to have weird sex stuff in any of it

nigger what? maybe not as unashamed as this guy, but there are tons of weird sexual undertones in Saladfingers for example

 

[Shape Rotator]

Here's a link to the 2023 tweet in the screenshot since I don't think it's been posted yet.

I think David Alter is real and is the person behind the smartschoolboy9 accounts, but this tweet seems suspicious to me. All of the user's other tweets are /x/ type shit. The tweet seems perfectly calculated to hit every search keyword: David Walter Alter, Doncaster, schoolboy... Wouldn't be surprised if this guy just edited an old tweet to get some attention.

 

[Easterling]

Bingo, thanks

It is ABSOLUTELY real.

Want proof? Don't even need a free trial or a paid subscription, you can see that EXACT picture here in their archives:
View attachment 6371290
Check out page 59 in the corner there, it's 100% real. Get a free trial if you want to be sure
Source, the newspaper archive

David Alter.
Exact name of the dude who lived next to the tard wranglers, and the exact house that schoolboy filmed in.

Same M.O., same name, same writing, same area (streatham) dating back to 1994. No redditors, no anecdote, but concrete proof.
I stand by this theory everything checks out.

I agree with your theory, to expand upon it slightly I believe he was arrested and placed in said group home for stalking a young girl around about the mid 90s possible early 2000's. Its a common enough/ reoccurring theme throughout the personal reports of people from the local people.

 

[Dickinson's Real Deal]

I think David Alter is real and is the person behind the smartschoolboy9 accounts, but this tweet seems suspicious to me. All of the user's other tweets are /x/ type shit. The tweet seems perfectly calculated to hit every search keyword: David Walter Alter, Doncaster, schoolboy... Wouldn't be surprised if this guy just edited an old tweet to get some attention.

I was thinking this myself. and oh shit i forgot that editing tweets is now a thing people can do

 

[Giles Corey]

Currently I'm leaning more into this being a genuine retarded pedo rather than an ARG or an internet prank,

Honestly, I think it's both. It's a pedo doing whatever the fuck they think an ARG is in their head. They know what they are doing is sick and wrong but they get off on having attention or being shamed. I think this is all part of his kink.

There are videos of him walking around outside and this seems to be a "thing" with the mentally ill in the UK, I've heard multiple stories from people that live on that island about how their local weirdo dresses up like a freak or has some kind of gimmick.

Cat men, baby strollers filled with children's toys and 100 different "local wizards".

I still doubt it. There would be harder evidence of him being spotted if he was doing this regularly. Even if he was doing this for years wouldn't there be an article like "Doncaster man chases school boys while wearing a school uniform". He could be going out regularly........I just have string reasons to doubt it.

 

[Sprate Header]

The tweet seems perfectly calculated to hit every search keyword: David Walter Alter, Doncaster, schoolboy... Wouldn't be surprised if this guy just edited an old tweet to get some attention.

I was thinking this myself. and oh shit i forgot that editing tweets is now a thing people can do

Edited tweets get marked as edited and also allow users to view the tweet's version history. The 2023 tweet about David is not marked as edited.


(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xkDNR)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KVnee)


(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0xB8T)

I am begging the people in this thread to stop being such complete and utter dumbfucks.

 

[SkeletonLocker]

I think a bit more can be added to the summary, but it's good enough to at least give people an idea of who he is along with some good resources to learn more.

 

[caligula]

I do find it questionable that David Firth has been involved in this nearly from the start -especially considering that he has an old animation about a pedo who chases children while wearing lipstick and sticking his tongue out.

I watched whats-his-face's video, read everything in the google doc and have read through the thread. Forgive me if I'm retarded and missed it, but has Firth been involved other than somebody reaching out to ask him if he knew about the guy? I did think it was odd to ask him about it. Why reach out to a "celebrity"? Does he live in that area or something? I know fuckall about bongland and even less about Firth outside of salad fingers.

 

[lil retard]

I found this but I think this is just someone trying to get more information on the guy. No one responded. The one comment is the same person thanking people in advance.