DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

He is.

lmao do you know how fast that is, especially for his age?

ChatGPT answer:

• Recreational Runners: A pace of 8-10 minutes per mile is typical.
• Competitive Runners: A pace of 6-7 minutes per mile is considered strong.
• Elite Runners: A pace around 5 minutes per mile or faster is what you’d see in competitive racing, like in marathons or 10K events.

If you're running 5 miles in 25 minutes, you're running at an elite level, and it's a very impressive achievement!

Yeah I would say a lot of us, in high school, were probably running 8-10 minute miles. Phil is 20 years older, probably gets 10-15k steps per week if he's lucky, and he's somehow an elite runner.

 

[Dona Morte]

Tee hee molestation Shrek Tee hee.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I so hope people do it.

Yeah I would say a lot of us, in high school, were probably running 8-10 minute miles. Phil is 20 years older, probably gets 10-15k steps per week if he's lucky, and he's somehow an elite runner.

Your average top high schoolers average around 4:10 miles and just over 10 min 2 miles.

 

[Corpun]

Way fucking behind but man his narc ego is getting really untolerable with all the new shit in this saga. The crash from this high he is on will be the most entertaining event in the vortex since the SideScrollers interview, but part of me wants him to continue riding this high and whoring himself out as the unwitting pet retard of whoever he cloutr chases next.

Things are moving fast. Phil has graciously invited Craig to a talk:
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He FELTED RTU by reading out his own tweet!
RTU had tweeted this:
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To which Phil replied with this:
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Shortly after reading this out he talked about how important it is to build bridges and mend fences (with Keemstar).

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Some guy had to tell Phil he had actually muted Max on twitter (but it's the detractors' fault):
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Sorry for the late edits.

That Craig shit was so atrocious. Just give it up Phil, you had a chance to make yourself look innocent with a person who never knew shit about you but somehow managed to make yourself go from a shady but benign person to a 100% guilty of all crimes in the span of a few hours.

If Craig ever gets busted for hitting his wife or doing coke, we all know Dave will be dancing on that grave for eternity.

Lol at admitting his "error" in claiming suprcrzy video. I have no clue why he would watch this on stream without watching first.

Because milking the dentractors and making up this fake bullshit about detractors messaging him is his latest grift. He's always been saying nebulous shit about what detractors have been doing, but it has really ramped up since he has gotten gaslit into believing the world thinks we are all unhinged lunatics.

Dents like Doody and Supercrzy don't help.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil see's the thumbnail of the Joon doc and it's a Man On The Moon/Andy Kaufman reference.

Close, it’s actually because Phil is a lunatic

 

[Balr0g]

I so hope people do it.

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Your average top high schoolers average around 4:10 miles and just over 10 min 2 miles.

Phil won't be felted because his defense will be "I am a changed person, this last month changed me completly!" Of course if all the detractors suddenly make videos with titles like "Phil gets felted by Joon here" or "Total Phil feltation" who knows. Phil isn't exactly favored by the algortithm

 

[Shinkai]

Been following Phil for so long but don't get involved outside of catching up when something big happens anymore. Tje documentary is gonna make him so mad. I noticed a lot earlier this year he was tweaking around mad hard in his chair lusting for those Hogans and just overall worrying lot and now hes basically admitted to it being his account even with the using a new account when streaming . Have to try and catch up more on the casino stuff but this doc will be a nice new influx of salt like his QQing a lot earlier this year.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

All of that and I still don't know why people pay attention to phil.

 

[Balr0g]

All of that and I still don't know why people pay attention to phil.

Because watching trashfires is what the internet has become. and Phil is a big trashfire that has been fed several blocks of wood paired with a nice helping of gasoline

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He also said that he's been running on it for 30 minutes at full speed. Like fuck off, no one believes that.

We saw his legs and weird alien-duck feet during the PC setup since he's always wearing shorts and his calves are cartoonishly skinny. Given how fat his torso is, no way he can even stand for an hour without getting winded. He doesn't even have the calves of someone his size, which is no surprise since he's always sitting.

I don't remember how fast he said he could "jog" five miles.

He said 5 miles in 25 minutes, IIRC, which is a few minutes short of being a world record, definetly pro level.
Bit of a PL, but even when I trained (which still wasn't intense but still heavy for the average guy) I could do 2 miles in 17 minutes, 16 if I really pushed it. The thought of Phil's fat ass running a lap around me is just ridiculous, but then I remember people used to say he was a bodybuilder because he was so jacked it may just be jealously. I'm sure he can do HIIT for minutes at a time even though the whole point of it is that you can't since you're training strength and resistance.

 

[johnkimble123]

Because watching trashfires is what the internet has become. and Phil is a big trashfire that has been fed several blocks of wood paired with a nice helping of gasoline

And what makes him semi-unique is the absolute regular lack of awareness that he is a trashfire. Depending on the day of course, sometimes he's reflective and other times he's a bastion of fresh air vs other people.

Also people love a car crash and he's the most digestible car crash out there.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil won't be felted because his defense will be "I am a changed person, this last month changed me completly!" Of course if all the detractors suddenly make videos with titles like "Phil gets felted by Joon here" or "Total Phil feltation" who knows. Phil isn't exactly favored by the algortithm

He will absolutely lose his shit if people started using 'his word' against him

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Because watching trashfires is what the internet has become. and Phil is a big trashfire that has been fed several blocks of wood paired with a nice helping of gasoline

Phil reminds me of a barrel that homeless people have been using to make little tiny fires for a decade. I've moved out of the neighborhood, but since I'm passing through I go to check to see if the barrel is still being used.
It is.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil reminds me of a barrel that homeless people have been using to make little tiny fires for a decade. I've moved out of the neighborhood, but since I'm passing through I go to check to see if the barrel is still being used.
It is.

He reminds me of someone who's so dumb and full of themselves that it's funny and people like to talk about it.
He is.

 

[Digger10]

Do you think that Phil is a compulsive liar, or just a very dedicated one?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil hates when potential customers er I mean whales er I mean my friends get turned away. He knows his net is small but now he is more panicked because the true extent of his net size is dawning on him in real time. Phil will never change and Joon's doc highlights that. His self-importance is wild at the moment and that weird moment where he thanks his fan was the most transparent shit imaginable. Dude, its 20 hours before the doc you retard at least gaslight better, that was Rekeita level retarded. He was saying come on lets get him to 1 million views, nigger you are a 215k sub channel with barely 500 viewers, restreamers get more viewers than you and the only reason there are not so many is shocker, most have them have been promoted at work or spending time with their kids and wives. As for Cultaholic, it's clearly to drive traffic to their channel because their podcasts get 30k views on a near 900k channel. Clearly they are trying to get into the podcast grift and its not working for them.

Phil if he drops drama is going to lose the KC crew very quickly and Phil did the smug thing and think he will go on KC streams 1/2 a month just to leech. Someone clearly isn't realising his place in the pecking order. Phil is absolutely a compulsive/hysteric liar .

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He will absolutely lose his shit if people started using 'his word' against him

It's so weird because I feel in another universe where DSP never met the KC guys, being told he was felted would trigger one of his "I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BRAINDEAD MEMES STOOPID! I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS!" rants.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

He reminds me of someone who's so dumb and full of themselves that it's funny and people like to talk about it.
He is.

I wish he were more impressive, then?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Do you think that Phil is a compulsive liar, or just a very dedicated one?

Compulsive. He lies about everything and can't remember them when they circle back around, which they always do for him.

 

[Pepsi Wrangler]

Do you think that Phil is a compulsive liar, or just a very dedicated one?

Definitely compulsive. Phil’s very existence is based upon his instinct to lie about anything no matter how insignificant the truth would be. I’m trying to think of a specific example but there’s been so many lies over the years I don’t even know where to begin.