Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Maybe Fatrick isn't actually a progressive who calls himself a conservative, maybe he just says what he thinks needs to be said to potentially get famous as a firebrand and he subscribed to progressives because they're in the media and Hollywood. He's a programmable NPC that follows the status quo.
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What led Patrick to become the "progressive firebrand" we know and love, in my opinion:
  • 30% due to his teenage/early adulthood socialization by fedora-tipping online atheist forums.

  • 10% as calculated opportunism for his "writing career".

  • 60% because around 2016, when he first started childing people on Twitter, that happened to be the political side that most rewarded assholishness and histrionics.
    No-holds-barred "The sky is falling, end of democracy!" melodrama and demonization/dehumanization of the other side got Patrick big like, retweet, and follower counts - and he leaned into it fully.
    Truly, mass TDS and Patrick's personality disorders were a match made in heaven.
    I guarantee you, if any other political orientation had given Patrick this opportunity first, those would be his "deeply held convictions" now.
 
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FAWK, c'mon Rick, I'm trying to actually get some shit done today. God dammit

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AND I was beaten by @HP Lovecraft's Cat's Name FAAWWWWK
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Remember that Fat Rick has gotten books published in the past. It clearly doesn't take actual talent or high quality output to get something published,
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Chuck Tingle shows one can write books that have the only talent is quanity.

This Machine Milks Cows said:
He now appears to be threatening Brian Keene.
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The new version of 'you committed a crime - enjoy prison'. And like that if one asks what the crime is the response is 'you'll know when they read it out to you at your trial'. He won't be told if he responds to the narcissist. The best that can happen is for Patrick to be mocked for posting it.

The Fatprick wants to be asked so he can be vague with the threat. And the quality of the threats are "dollycule" with its 'mess with me - you'll regret it!'.

The biggest risk there is meth exposure.
 
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Like anyone gives a shit if he can or cannot recommend File770. None of his peers care about him. Even people he thinks are his friends think he's a joke according to Brian. Any time he's gone to a convention he's made an ass out of himself. Luckily he'll never face facts that his fledgling career in writing is over because he burned every bridge he came across.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Welp. He did it. "I'm being bullied 1/13"
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Ya know Pat this would be the one time to provide receipts. If you think you're doing fine and your career is fine and your peers do support you show receipts. They don't wanna show the dirt because they're being pleasant or don't want to be embroiled in a suit with you where the result is wasted time and legal childing.

But you can't, you never can, and never will. It is simply not in your clinically obsessed nature to do so. Enjoy irrelevancy, oinker.
 
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Brian Keene not mincing words, and demonstrating that he may well have read some of this thread. Wonder what a libtard like him thought of his trip to Kiwi Farms? Ricky knows what mincing means too, but in a different context, eh? And this at the start of the week the city attorneys respond to his foolishness. The summer season finale is going to be a real humdinger.

OtherLastTrainHome said:
i love that the "i'm gonna shit in your toilet and not flush" guy uses Rekeita's mug shot. i easily imagine Nick booking a stay at FatBNB just to do coke, bang April, and leave an upper decker for Rick all in one night.
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He would also share Kayla with Ricky and have a go at Nikki, who would certainly join a threesome with Nick and April. Need mind bleach now. If there were a just and merciful God, the not-up-to-code decaying wiring in the ha' hovel would spark a massive fire and the Rekietas, the Tomlinson-Robinsons and the human fleshlight would all go up on flames.

FinnSven said:
Ah the Macc Lads. Probably the only good thing to come out of Macclesfield.

Ya chutney ferret.
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Along with Ian Curtis and Stephen Morris
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Ya know Pat this would be the one time to provide receipts. If you think you're doing fine and your career is fine and your peers do support you show receipts. They don't wanna show the dirt because they're being pleasant or don't want to be embroiled in a suit with you where the result is wasted time and legal childing.

But you can't, you never can, and never will. It is simply not in your clinically obsessed nature to do so. Enjoy irrelevancy, oinker.
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You just know that he’d be crowing from the rooftops if he had anything that would back up his side of things, ever

Also lol at the idea that the news fact checked any of this shit, because if they did they’d have posted receipts too
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
This is a delicious development, especially finding out that the people he thinks are friends hate his guts.
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This autistic fat Rick is providing more and more evidance that he doesn’t understand social situations and confuses professional courtesy and the desire to not get involved in a shitfit with friendship.

He’s an incel-tier retard.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Luckily he'll never face facts that his fledgling career in writing is over because he burned every bridge he came across.
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What William Holden did to the Bridge on the River Kwai is potatoes compared to the destruction Rick has wrought to every bridge he ever crossed.

Because he's FAT.
 
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polyester said:
What led Patrick to become the "progressive firebrand" we know and love, in my opinion:
  • 30% due to his teenage/early adulthood socialization by fedora-tipping online atheist forums.

  • 10% as calculated opportunism for his "writing career".

  • 60% because around 2016, when he first started childing people on Twitter, that happened to be the political side that most rewarded assholishness and histrionics.
    No-holds-barred "The sky is falling, end of democracy!" melodrama and demonization/dehumanization of the other side got Patrick big like, retweet, and follower counts - and he leaned into it fully.
    Truly, mass TDS and Patrick's personality disorders were a match made in heaven.
    I guarantee you, if any other political orientation had given Patrick this opportunity first, those would be his "deeply held convictions" now.
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You're forgetting the fact that PCJ was reportedly moderate-right, so Fat had to become his antithesis.
 
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Markorian said:
You're forgetting the fact that PCJ was reportedly moderate-right, so Fat had to become his antithesis.
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Man, Adrienne wasn't the only thing that got fucked by his (reportedly) nice piece huh. Mama Raven couched his ego in pleasantries, but PCJ gave him the ultimate reality check narc injury he could not recover from. He tried coping with his plights via stand-up and he did get a couple of chuckles (I'll admit "peppermint didn't fuck your significant other" is a decent line) but with how long he goes on in each set with it it quickly goes from "oh haha people cheat" to "oh... Wow... This guy is... Yeah."

Thus he didn't feel vindicated and he only became more enveloped in his delusions and here we are.
 
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What fucking mental gymnastics are at play here ? Prince says it's not true and Patrick says he proved Patrick's point. WHAT
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Patrick is at war. The twitters are the frontlines.
This (assumedly lefty) man just attacked Patrick.
How can we beat these right wing nazi supremecists when you keep calling out my retarded takes. (ie friendly fire)
Yes this is how the pigman's brain works.
Enjoy Prison
 
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