Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

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Pooner wants to look like a girl and do girly things without actually being one.
They have no sense of self or understanding of what they are as human beings, it's sad yet funny

I legit think they get into these mental pretzels because it's a problem of natural desires vs. induced desires. Getting into the trans cult and perhaps being into shipping/gay porn has induced a desire to play out what has become a dominate fantasy of theirs. But naturally, there is the desire to be feminine and appreciated for that. Perhaps they aren't conventionally attractive and feel awkward doing these things because they do not see themselves as cute and pretty enough. Which sounds dumb because it kind of is but it's also a feeling a lot of girls can have. There's always this sense that pretty and cute things are for pretty and cute girls. Another example of why it's a bad idea to stray away from what is natural to you and not having boundaries around your sexuality.

Current mainstream really only reduces femininity down to being sexualized as well. Because the feminine nature of being motherly, a homemaker, being into nurturing roles such as a teacher/nurse, and etc. is treated as something bad because it's "traditional" and restrictive or is pretended as not being generally feminine in the first place. Feminine styles are considered either childish or sexy, with no care for elegant. Modesty is a bad word because you're a slut shamer. I honestly really hate it. Everything is so unbalanced these days. When you point it out everyone acts like you're the one taking crazy pills.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I know, right? I hope they make bank, they have provided us with such delicious milk.

I wonder how much of their recent income has come from troons who demanded that they be raped to death, then signed up to their OF.

the seething over the women with dildos in their pants makes sense; a lot of the guys who are into 'traps' really do want someone who looks exactly like a woman but has a dick, and these OF whores are pretty close to giving them exactly that. much closer than any tranny ever could; they might have dicks, but they will never look like a woman.

A lot of troons lie to themselves that they’re already traps. Seeing women play-acting more successfully has got to hurt.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Are they genuine cam girls or is it a bit of inspired trolling à la superstraight or biotrans?

 

[deermeat]

the seething over the women with dildos in their pants makes sense; a lot of the guys who are into 'traps' really do want someone who looks exactly like a woman but has a dick, and these OF whores are pretty close to giving them exactly that. much closer than any tranny ever could; they might have dicks, but they will never look like a woman.

With the rise of AI, I really think more OF girls should capitalize on this. Photoshop, AI, whatever. They can easily fake having dicks and make 100% more money than troons since they look actually attractive, when in reality most OF traps can't fake their appearance to match a biological woman's without looking extremely filtered in every way. All these OF girls would have to do is photoshop their genitalia to be a penis and wear a dildo in videos, nothing else.

 

[neverendingmidi]

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Pooner wants to look like a girl and do girly things without actually being one.
They have no sense of self or understanding of what they are as human beings, it's sad yet funny

To me this reads as an unfortunate looking girl who decided to poon out because she's unfortunate looking. Yet still has the envy of the popular girl, especially the kind broadcast by tv/movies.

Those of us that are mentally well balanced just try to be likeable, rather than hack chunks of our body off.

 

[Geraldine]

More Trump hysteria.
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If Trump wins there will certainly be tranny suicides attributed to that, including in their suicide notes.
But the real test is whether the actual suicide rate will be higher.

 

[quaawaa]

More Trump hysteria.
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If Trump wins there will certainly be tranny suicides attributed to that, including in their suicide notes.
But the real test is whether the actual suicide rate will be higher.

I was already going to vote for him, you don’t need to convince me!

 

[behindyourightnow]

Pooner complains her "cis male friends" treat her with too much concern and gentleness:

https://archive.md/USrAS

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I feel like I'm going crazy over this. I can't be the only one who feels this extremely othered and outcast from my cis guy friends. I feel like I'm always the one falling behind, overthinking everything, trying way too hard to be seen as , and just generally not fitting in very well. What's worse is that I don't think they realize the things they do that contribute to this. Do they not realize that I don't want to be checked in on and comforted constantly when I'm drinking with them? Do they not realize how emasculating it is to have three dudes teach me how to play a card game for the first time? Or to have them obsessing over whether I'm drinking enough water or eating enough? It's just so fucking frustrating to feel so othered. I only feel this way around my cis guy friends. Is this just how men treat their female friends? I'm not someone who needs to be babied, I just want to be a dude like all the others, for fuck's sake.

I have never experienced male friends treating me this way, or heard about it from other women. If anything, women will complain that male friends don't "check in" on them enough, because men don't generally do that for anyone.

So obviously they are not treating her like a female friend, they are treating her like a tard who must be babied so she doesn't cry or have a tantrum. Which then made me wonder why they are hanging out with her in the first place.

The comments provide a clue. "My boyfriend is generally really good about just treating me like a guy in the group":

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Yeah, it does feel very fucked up though I don't think any of them do it on purpose. It's also difficult because they all treat me in different ways but it feels patronizing no matter what. I'm hanging with three of my cis guy friends on vacation rn. One of them babies me and acts so awkward about my pronouns and all that, constantly checking in on me, and being very chivalrous in general. Another is just a bit dickish and overbearing, which I think is how he acts with friends but I don't really know how to interact with that and it feels like he doesn't like me?? And then my boyfriend is generally really good about just treating me like a guy in the group, but I feel like he's hyper aware of how I'm feeling so he's also periodically checking in and making me self-aware of how anxious I must look. Either that or he's making comments and jokes that have to do with us dating, which I'm fine with, but some of them feel personal or as if they reveal too much about our relationship dynamic (with me being very submissive and feminine when it's just the two of us). Like, him saying anything about us dating reminds me that our other friends probably just see me as his girlfriend or something. That's probably just a personal problem on my end, though.

In other words, they're not her friends, they're her boyfriend's friends. And she's the crazy girlfriend who they all put up with, because they like their friend. In a year's time, her memory will consist of "Hey Chad, remember when you had that crazy girlfriend who insisted we all call her "he" or she'd start crying?" and then everyone will laugh and tell Chad he sure knows how to pick 'em.

This is what she looks like, by the way:



I kind of feel bad for her. She has that "severe female autism" stare.

 

[Vampirella]

I know this is a stupid thing to get hung up on but, does she think men just get the knowledge of card game zapped in to their heads when they grow up? How is it emasculating to have your friends ask you "Hey, want to play some poker? Oh, you don't know how to play, we'll teach you real quick. Now we have more people to play with!"

 

[Paper Machete]

I know this is a stupid thing to get hung up on but, does she think men just get the knowledge of card game zapped in to their heads when they grow up? How is it emasculating to have your friends ask you "Hey, want to play some poker? Oh, you don't know how to play, we'll teach you real quick. Now we have more people to play with!"

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and suspect it's something like: they're "mansplaining" to her and men only feel the need to do that to women, therefore they're treating her like a silly woman who needs her hand held through a card game and she's not! She's a super manly dood!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Do they not realize how emasculating it is to have three dudes teach me how to play a card game for the first time

as a guy i can say there is nothing emasculating about your guy friends teaching you a game you dont know how to play. it is like these doods dont understand at all what it is to be a man.

Another is just a bit dickish and overbearing, which I think is how he acts with friends but I don't really know how to interact with that and it feels like he doesn't like me??

so he treats you like a lot of guys treat their friends, which you admit, but you still have a problem with it?

with me being very submissive and feminine when it's just the two of us

once again pooners prove that they are the most female brained feminine and dainty women ever.

I kind of feel bad for her. She has that "severe female autism" stare.

id need to see some more pics to be sure, but form that pic she isnt bad looking, too bad she was indoctrinated into the trans cult, probably, form the looks of her, by too much yaoi fanfic. she does seem to be an unfortunate autismo caught up in the trans stuff. the trans cult targets autistics like indians target grandmas with dementia.

Are they genuine cam girls or is it a bit of inspired trolling à la superstraight or biotrans?

i dont know for sure if they did before this, but they currently have both twitter and OF pages dedicated to the 'tgirl' stuff. and form the looks of them both and their pages it does seem like they arnt newbies at being OF whores.

More Trump hysteria.
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If Trump wins there will certainly be tranny suicides attributed to that, including in their suicide notes.
But the real test is whether the actual suicide rate will be higher.

so this tranny and his immigrant bf will move to Canada if trump wins? my god do i pray for orange man to assume his throne once more.

 

[behindyourightnow]

as a guy i can say there is nothing emasculating about your guy friends teaching you a game you dont know how to play. it is like these doods dont understand at all what it is to be a man.

To be fair, technically everything that happens to her is "emasculating," since she is not a male.

They were probably trying to teach her in a particularly gentle way, which she interpreted as "mansplaining," not realizing that they are treating her like that because they think she is crazy, due to her being an obvious woman who insists she's a dude.

once again pooners prove that they are the most female brained feminine and dainty women ever.

Notice how she also does the Tumblrina thing of ending declarative sentences with a question mark?? It's the most masculine thing ever??? Nothing makes you more masculine than typing like this?? I turned into a man just from writing this paragraph???

Another picture that maybe displays the autism more:

 

[Vampirella]

as a guy i can say there is nothing emasculating about your guy friends teaching you a game you dont know how to play. it is like these doods dont understand at all what it is to be a man.

They don't understand being social. It could be manly dudes playing poker, or old grannies playing gin rummy, playing cards with friends is really just about hanging out together chatting, drinking, and chilling. Troons and Pooners don't understand that people do things like play cards/video games, book clubs, sewing circles or anything with a group of friends just to hang out. Sham these boys have to waste their time babying this pooner.

 

[Fapcop]

lol!

What a funny post.

Inside that cute lil’ pooners head, there is a dim awareness that she’s being treated like their friends gf. Which is of course exactly what she is.

But like all pooners, and trannies too, she’s got a big old chunk of main character syndrome going on. So suddenly her BFs friends become HER friends. She’s just one of the doods!

Notice also the typical pooner conundrum: Treat them as a man: They’re too mean and rude! Treat her as a woman: WOAH DOOD! I’m NOT a woman!

These chicks just fundamentally insist on being unhappy.

 

[Dread First]

does she think men just get the knowledge of card game zapped in to their heads when they grow up?

I know they were talking about playing card games, but there are some card games that just can't be taught.

i.e. Yu-Gi-Oh! used to be a card game that any grade school kid could reasonably pick up... like 20 years ago. Nowadays, it's so dense and full of card text, obscure mechanics, and interactions that only manchildren can be bothered to keep up with. I suppose MTG is similar, considering how it's Turing-complete, but Yu-Gi-Oh! has 20+ years of cards, no rotations, and tons of mechanics hastily slapped together. At least MTG doesn't involve you playing Solitaire for 10-20 minutes Turn 1 and then your opponent trying to beat back a board full of omni-negates Turn 2.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM admits he can't answer the question about how can people tell the difference between a "real" trans person and a fake one who's intentions are to invade womens spaces. Even after the person linked him 4 separate instances of a man dressing in women's clothing assaulting someone in a female prison, he cries bigots!

 

[Chickenpolar]

TIM admits he can't answer the question about how can people tell the difference between a "real" trans person and a fake one who's intentions are to invade womens spaces. Even after the person linked him 4 separate instances of a man dressing in women's clothing assaulting someone in a female prison, he cries bigots!
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TLDR comments: Nobody has a good argument so they are all going with "just don't argue with bigots"

 

[The Morning Visitor]

I suppose MTG is similar, considering how it's Turing-complete, but Yu-Gi-Oh! has 20+ years of cards, no rotations, and tons of mechanics hastily slapped together.

MTG is a card game designed for lawyers and computer programmers. On the surface, it's easy and clean, but when you start learning about timing on the stack, or god forbid, layers (the order of operations in which constant, static "state-based effects" apply), it takes a solid 5 minutes of rules banter to convince the rest of the table why your opponent's creature should die and not your own.

At least MTG doesn't involve you playing Solitaire for 10-20 minutes Turn 1 and then your opponent trying to beat back a board full of omni-negates Turn 2.

Depends on the deck. If you're playing mono-red Burn, Zoo, or Scam, then there will be a call-and-response. If you're playing High Tide or something from "Combo Winter" (when Tolarian Academy and Windfall were both legal for a few months in 1998 ), you're going to:

Slap out lands
Stall as long as your life total allows (4-7 turns)
and
Spend the next 20 minutes publicly masturbating on the table while your opponent watches you combo off in one turn.

 

[stupid frog]

I'm thinking maybe these women aren't really trying to pass as trannies.
Goofing on trannies for laughs while also being jerk off material?

It's a grift. I hope they make a million dollars. For real tho

 

[OJ Simpson]

TIM admits he can't answer the question about how can people tell the difference between a "real" trans person and a fake one who's intentions are to invade womens spaces. Even after the person linked him 4 separate instances of a man dressing in women's clothing assaulting someone in a female prison, he cries bigots!
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I'm a former CO in a deep blue libtard state and I can tell you firsthand that this shit is happening far too often; men, who mind you have done multiple stints in male prisons looking as manly as ever in their mugshots, getting arrested and booked into the women's facility for simply saying they're women. They make absolutely NO attempt to appear or even playact as a woman. Except the one who is in on fucking child pornography charges, naturally... who btw comes up to the officer station asking for their fucking foil shaver for their feminine stubble and a pad for their girly balls. How womanly. He at least got called a he like 3 times in a row by another officer I was having a conversation with right in front of him, and even when the pedo got pissy and said "it's she", he still couldn't shake his subconscious and called dude him like 2 more times. I was trying to hold in my laughter the whole time. I'm sure he really believes he's a woman. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fear of retribution or having to get cordon off in PC in the male facility for their sentence while they slowly lose it.

There's one specifically with a full beard who came in, under super duper true & honest pretenses I'm sure, who got written up and sanctioned for getting into a relationship with some crack whore and talking about having a baby with her. While also flirting with multiple other women in the pod. You know, typical girly bearded lesbian with a deep voice stuff. I'm sure it had nothing to do with knowing he could abuse the system and get a free stay at an all woman's steel resort. There were some other dudes that came in too who again, made zero attempt to look like a woman let alone act like one. Like the one fully bearded pajeet who came up to me at the officer station with his sunday night football at the bro's house strut asking for a blanket in a voice almost as deep as mine.

But sure, the fucking tranny coomer redditard who's probably afraid to step out of their house in their own skin is going to tell me, someone who's worked in a jail, that it just isn't happening. All of that real world experience of posting on a cope forum full of malding troons is more empirical data than I could ever come up with. "That's not true, my feels told me so", that data point sure showed me.

Btw, you'd be surprised how many people who are either center-left or mostly lean left, can't stand the whole situation and talk massive amounts of shit behind the troons' backs. They have extreme disdain for things they'd probably tacitly support publicly lol.