Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Spastic Cologne]

Her website is now back online.
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Spoiler: The website

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Of course, this garish horror was once again made possible by our AI overlords;
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What a mess

 

[demicolon]

What Saddam Hussein did was potatoes compared to what Cynthia has done to the Wogglebug.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Aren't autistics supposed to be obsessive and super-dedicated to their fixation? Why is this website so half-assed?

 

[Starbuxxx]

Per the official blog, it's now canon that the Wogglebug has blue hair and grants wishes:

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

it's now canon that the Wogglebug has blue hair

...on his balls.
Also, Sylvie lives in a city with her foster parents.
I know Wogglelore better than Cynthia. For shame.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Aren't autistics supposed to be obsessive and super-dedicated to their fixation? Why is this website so half-assed?

By that logic Sonichu would be held in the same regard as Batman: Year One and Watchmen.

Edit: Mind you if you haven't already I highly recommend reading the surreally beautiful genuinely hilarious works of comic artist and noted autist Jim Woodring.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Frank-Book/TPB?id=133722#1
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Tantalizing-Stories/Issue-1?id=121127#1
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Jim/Issue-1?id=121109#1
Inspired mix of early 30s Fleischer shorts and Yellow Submarine blended into something R. Crumbesque yet wholly original.
In short the guy didn't just take Sonic and Pikachu and Mengeled them together nor wholesale lifted a public domain character claiming it for their own...

Also check The Devil and Daniel Johnston (sorry bout the subs).
Great documentary of a semi bizarro CWC with far far far greater talent and unfortunately a far sadder ending.

Cows like Motherfucker Chris and Cro-Magnon Cynthia have really shat the pool for folks with the tism who don't suck wet ass and are legitimately talented.

 

[Juan Números]

Woggle-Vlog 132: Updates on website and thanks to fans​

Cherie announces the grand reopening of her website (which is temporary, because she may move to another website provider) and thanks "Tyler" for purchasing the 2 latest books. But of course please order, yadda yadda... at the end she tells people to "join" her Patreon, without providing any links of course. How are people gonna find it ? Witch magic ?

 

[AnOminous]

I know Wogglelore better than Cynthia. For shame.

I know that Wogglebug is a BASED rapist with a giant drill for a dick.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Uh @WogglebugLover...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6wRlCK92gBY2lRuP6Cy4Q/community?lb=UgkxoWBoZlB19ChWKR5ZBIbmyo9sAw403kqY

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Just me?
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Nix the teeth, morbid obesity and human emotion...

If I were Alyssa Kane I would definitely be seeking litigation regarding defamation both libel and slander and if I were Cynthia (thank Ozma I'm not) I'd be fucking shitting myself...

Tell me Wogglebitch fans, is this Alyssa individual the same woman from over a decade ago who tard bus Cherie chimped the fuck out over for just wanting Sperg Queen Cynthia to watch Inglorious Bastards and by daring to have beliefs that differed from the Wogglewomanchild's?
Also is this the same individual who penned different Oz fanfic that painted Wogglebuggery in a less than flattering light causing Chris Fatso Hanson to go full evil autism mode and reeeeee for 10+ years?

What's the full story behind this oh so retarded Wogglelore/history as I seem to have forgotten the exact course of mind-numbing events?

I will say unironically that this is one of the few times A.I "art" is an exponential improvement over the original "artist's", mind you that's not a high bar to set with the uncanny abortions that are Wogglecunt Cynth's untextured sub Windows 7 renders...
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Still atrocious but a vast improvement, relatively speaking...
Woggle ❤ Frog

Ozzy is a natural enemy of animals like bats, frogs, doves, bugs, so this makes sense

 

[Juan Números]

I know that Wogglebug is a BASED rapist with a giant drill for a dick.

Cherie should remake Tetsuo in iClone and set it in Oz/Genoma (maybe subtitle it "The Iron Roach" ?), now that would be experimental entertainment

 

[Juan Números]

Why Parents and Teachers Should Buy "Sylvie and the Wogglebug"​

In which Cynthia very wearily reads a text about the Wogglebug's virtues as a role model. We have a potshot at Oz near the end.

She has put a link to the Patreon page (https://www.patreon.com/WogglebugLover), in which the rewritten script for the third movie and the Beetle Princess one are public.

As in the wise words of the Love Bug:

One path ends with the Wogglebug marrying the Führerin of the Insect Reich on the path to Total Oz Death, the other with the Professor of War coming out of retirement to avenge Frogman and give a lesson in wanton violence to all Genoma using his trusty uzis and katanas.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

she woggle on my bug till i love productions

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

(https://www.patreon.com/WogglebugLover), in which the rewritten script for the third movie and the Beetle Princess one are public.

Thank you very much! At last I'll know Cynthia's version of Führerin Wagneria (because our Wogglebug Lover seems to have lost her creative spark and I don't expect to ever see the movie). I hope she'll inspire my own creative pursuits.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Did AI write her script? The Wogglebug isn't green!

This reads like they're about to fuck any minute and yet they never do

It's also oddly disjointed, like she ran out of text and had to re-enter the prompt, from page 32 onwards it's either repeating itself, or she pasted the text in the wrong order, because it feels like it should be somewhere in the beginning. Also random words are CAPITALIZED for no REASON at all.
I made it about halfway through, it's a shame she'll never badly animate this, it's a fucking fever dream alright
Edit: I finished the whole thing, it's definitely AI, the wedding party in particular gets like six prompts and she puts all of them in the "script" in a disjointed way. Not even gonna talk about the whole war ordeal, you gotta read it to believe it.
Come on, @WogglebugLover if you're gonna use AI, at least put the parts in order

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Did AI write her script?

No, AI would've known what a screenplay is. This is not a screenplay, this is an amateur novel.

The Wogglebug isn't green!

It must be old. As a Wogglebug lore expert I must remind you that the original Wogglebug model was indeed green:


EDIT.

Woggy, as always, is proven to be a retard. The best known migrating insect is monarch butterfly and it's certainly not the only migrating insect. Another example is famous Death’s-Head Hawkmoth.

EDIT 2.
This script is retarded. Woggy says that he'll respect Insect Kingdom traditions and not interfere with royal affairs three times: to Love Bug, to the Queen and to the King. And in the very next scene he's like "Fuck it, I'll keep hitting on the princess right in front of her fiance".

 

[TapewormSalesman]

No, AI would've known what a screenplay is. This is not a screenplay, this is an amateur novel.


It must be old. As a Wogglebug lore expert I must remind you that the original Wogglebug model was indeed green:
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I stand corrected. This iteration of Wogglebug together with the beetle princess actually turns them into daily dose
If this isn't AI, it gets even more bizarre because it's so disjointed and names, places and events change completely randomly. Her other movies follow some sort of consistency at least.
It's like she licked Frogman, got high and then wrote this during her trip

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

If this isn't AI, it gets even more bizarre because it's so disjointed and names, places and events change completely randomly. Her other movies follow some sort of consistency at least.

This is a fucking mess. I considered turning it into a visual novel using RenPy (and with optional Frogman romance) but it would need a complete rewrite and that's too much work. I think she was changing it several times and it's a mix of many different iterations of this story.

EDIT.

Insect Kingdom is a colonial empire.


Just as we suspected, Insect Kingdom is a fascist state.


"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.”
-Benito Mussolini


I assume we're talking about one sentient being trying to kill another sentient being here (because all insects in Insect Kingdom are; if arachnids aren't I guess it's even creepier). Children's entertainment, everybody.
We were not wrong about Führerin, she's cold.


This puts previous scene in an entirely new context. As it turns out, "the colonies" are Arachnid Kingdom. Wagneria and Woggy watched an enemy soldier killing Insect Kingdom civilian and did nothing about it.

So far this script condones: colonialism, fascism and war crimes.

FINAL EDIT.
What a fucking mess. Let me try to sumarize.
The script starts with Woggy and Froggy discussing their friendship and Woggy's unsuccessful Love Quest. Then Woggy is in the forest and small LoveBug takes him to a portal to Insect Kingdom (I'm glad that you liked my game, Cherie).
In the Insect Kingdom Woggy meets Vagineria the Princess who is about to marry prince Windsor (Wilhelm or Henry?). So, classic romcom love triangle.
Woggy decides that he loves Vagineria and there is excruciatingly long part where Woggy and Vagineria walk in the garden and talk about their feelings for the world, nature and each other. Windsor finds them and is rightfully pissed off. Woggy then lies to his face about not wanting to cuck him.
Woggy has an existential crisis because he doesn't know if he should respect Insect Kingdom's customs and traditions or follow his dick heart and pursue relationship with Vagineria. He discusses it with Insect King, Insect Queen and Love Bug and each time he concludes that not disrupting Insect Kingdom's political landscape is more important than his own happiness.
The next day the Insect King is about to announce Vagineria and Windsor's wedding. Woggy ignores his previous decision, tries to openly flirt with Vagineria in front of the king and Windsor and admits to being in love with her. Confused king postpones the wedding.
Then out of nowhere we learn about rebellious colonies preparing for war. Woggy says that he'll resolve the issue through diplomacy. He meets with some representatives of the rebelling colonies and tries to bullshit them but they tell him that he doesn't know shit about their struggles and should just fuck off.
Completely ignoring this failed diplomatic mission the king and Vagineria take Woggy on a tour through the Insect Kingdom, dropping some exposition, very basic moral lessons and insect trivia.
Here the script completely falls apart.
Woggy and Vagineria out of nowhere appear in a jungle and look for a lost city of insects. They found some cave paintings describing rise and fall of Insect Empire and find a map to the lost city. Then this subplot ends and is never brought again.
Then Woggy and Vagineria do some research in a lab and a library and discover some way to "communicate with Arachnid Kingdom and stop the war" (rebelling colonies turned into Arachnid Kingdom in this scenario). They try to convince the king and a crowd of insects as explosions and sounds of battle are heard in the city. This subplot ends abruptly without conclusion.
Then the war is somehow not happening and Woggy and Vagineria try to research history and economy to avoid the war.
In the end Woggy and Vagineria go to the king and talk to him about importance of unity, education, economy and innovation and how it's better than endless wars. This happens three times, in very similar scenes.
The king agrees and the war \ risk of war goes away. Vagineria tells the king that she loves Woggy and wants to marry him. Windsor is pissed and also somehow becomes a warmonger and says that peace sucks and they should go to war.
The king tells Windsor to shut up.
Big wedding scene on Genoma's plains.
The end.

I'm sure she wrote most of it herself because AI would've done a better job. I'm also sure it's an amalgam of three (or more - I found three and marked it with different colors) version of the same basic story.
She also doesn't know the basic romcom formula (mutual disdain -> love -> breakup due to a misunderstanding -> back together even more in love). Here they love each other from the first moment and never have any doubts about their relationship. Obstacles like Vagineria being engaged to another man or culture and traditions are signaled but never explored.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Big wedding scene on Genoma's plains.

Adding onto this that they get married in genoma's plains, then randomly climb a mountain, then teleport to beetle kingdom to have a ball, then have that ball all over again like two more times. I think they do their first dance three times in total.

Here they love each other from the first moment and never have any doubts about their relationship.

This is why I first suspected AI, the love story plays out like it's taking place in a nursing home and everyone forgets what they were doing the previous scene. They love each other and are near-kissing, then they love each other less, then they goon from touching hands, then they love each other again, tender kiss.
Thank you for doing god's work and writing a proper summary, this shit nearly fried my brain last night.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Question @WogglebugLover, would you consider bringing me on as a future script doctor?
If so what would you be willing to pay for the position?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Question @WogglebugLover, would you consider bringing me on as a future script doctor?
If so what would you be willing to pay for the position?

She's not going to trust no dang dirty trolling Kiwi, she knows perfectly well any script from us will find some sneaky way to reference gay wogglefrog love, a drill-dick, growing 50ft tall, quad UZIs or fire-breath.