Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Aunt Carol]

Apparently her hotel, now wise to her antics, has started to charge her entire night in advance instead of trusting that she'll have the money in the morning.

Aren't most hotel staff, especially at night, in their early 20s? Lotta time to kill.

She should be careful social media-ing using the same name as her credit card.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Aren't most hotel staff, especially at night, in their early 20s? Lotta time to kill.

She should be careful social media-ing using the same name as her credit card.

Fingers crossed for a verified kiwileak from the Hilton.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Wait, I thought she just said the other day that NYU was providing access to gluten free food? What is happening? This story is very confusing, Victoria.

 

[Disco Snake]

It's uncanny how much Victoria has in common with the protagonist of a book called My Year of Rest and Relaxation. This is a brief synopsis. A rich girl in NYC tricks a therapist into giving her drugs so she can literally sleep a year of her life away. She spends her waking hours ruminating about the vapid sadness and emptiness she feels about her overprivileged life. If the book took place in 2024 instead of 2001, I'm sure the protagonist would be a pooner just like our heroine.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Did you know that, like the Hells Angels, power chair munchies have an unwritten code of retardation? It seems someone around Vicky didn’t know either.


Hopefully someone removed a wheel.

About half of the dogs of NY are in the know about the code though. Probably the really cool dogs.



She’s lying sperging a lot about her Judaism today. The usual Vicky lore.


That 3-year old? Albert Einstein.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

That 3-year old? Albert Einstein.

Loony ladies of the left just can't shake that fascination with theosophy, can they? They want to believe in past lives, in some kind of inherent gnosis given to special indigo children, yada yada yada.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Animals are either afraid or curious of things they’ve never seen before, especially if they make weird noises. What a novel concept!

Also why would she insist at 3 years old that she’s Jewish when no one even told her about her “ancestry” yet? That’s not something kids are known to do

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Victoria retweeted this absolute lunacy.



"A lot of you are disabled and you don't know it". I mean, in that particular person's case this is actually true because I suspect she is turboretarded and doesn't realize.

But in general, haha no. If you don't notice something, it's not a disability. I can't believe I have to spell this out.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Honor roll student finds out stimulants make your heart beat faster.

Here's how she's planning to make the future different from the past: threatening God. Yes, that should work.

Victoria's emotional age is about four months, I think. She got to the stage where she screamed to whoever seemed biggest and most powerful in her vicinity, and her needs were met. 99.9% of kids go through this phase, but instead of continuing to develop as a normal child, she stayed in actual infancy in terms of what she believes is her proper relationship to other humans and best communication strategy.

Just scream to whatever is biggest, and things will surely be fine! She has done this with doctors, landlords, friends, caretakers, and of course, her parents.

People got funny ideas in the 1950s about just ignoring screaming babies lest it teach them that shrieking got you what you wanted in this life. I have to imagine that sort of thing came about from people knowing someone like Vicky.

 

[Battery Low]

Nothing of substance to add, but thanks to whoever linked to this thread in a different one the other day. Really enjoying this one & hope it gets moved out of PG.

 

[GloriousScarf]

What a cow, she really is just insufferable. This is the type of entitled cow I love to see get hit with karma. Good thread.

 

[sarna]

Twitter search arranges these in somewhat confusing reverse chronological order, but the practical upshot is that she is threatening to try and camp out in the NYU library. I assume the ulterior motive is extorting her parents/others.



(Full name, it's the Elmer Holmes Bobst Library, down at the corner of Washington Square Park.)

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Twitter search arranges these in somewhat confusing reverse chronological order, but the practical upshot is that she is threatening to try and camp out in the NYU library. I assume the ulterior motive is extorting her parents/others.

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(Full name, it's the Elmer Holmes Bobst Library, down at the corner of Washington Square Park.)

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[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I've been looking for a new munchiecow ever since Chelsea Lawrence (PBUH) munched herself to death via K hole.
Victor/Victoria will do nicely.
Great job OP, I'm looking forward to laughing at more of this one's tarded ramblings.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I've been looking for a new munchiecow ever since Chelsea Lawrence (PBUH) munched herself to death via K hole..

The hood lost a real one there.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

The hood lost a real one there.

That thread was @GenociderSyo best work and I still can't believe it was all over in just a year.
We never did get the death certificate, I wonder if the guy who keeps terrifying Nick Rekeita by dropping documents would do us a solid...it's Minnesota too, right?

 

[GenociderSyo]

That thread was @GenociderSyo best work and I still can't believe it was all over in just a year.
We never did get the death certificate, I wonder if the guy who keeps terrifying Nick Rekeita by dropping documents would do us a solid...it's Minnesota too, right?

She flew too close to the KetaSun. Almost done with an Evie thread and I worry it will seal her fate as well.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria really can't come to terms with the fact that she's aged out of youth shelter resources.

She seems to think all these places owe her something other than the standard treatment. She can't believe they'd just treat her like a regular person. Yes, Victoria, now you have to go hang out with all the fent and meth addicts in the regular shelters, instead of a hostel for wayward girls. In fact, because you're LARPing as a man, you might even have to go hang out in a men's shelter, depending on the level of pozzed New York is about that kind of thing. Good luck!

She doesn't realize that her sob story about how her parents could totally help her if they'd just lift a finger, or her tales of staying at fancy hotels until her last overdraft dollar had been used up, will just brand her as absolutely unfixable.

The first thing you learn when you do even basic outreach to the homeless is that they're almost never decent people who are just "down on their luck." In order to end up on the actual streets for weeks or months, you need to first alienate every human being who would help you out of such a dire situation. Every person in your life needs to think it would be a bad idea to give you a place to live for a bit, or you've already exhausted all of those resources and couchsurfed with everyone who would let you until they kicked you out onto the streets.

The only way everyone in your life will let you fall through the cracks like this is if you've been an asshole to literally everyone who ever loved you. And that's exactly the world Victoria inhabits: one in which she has overdrawn not only her bank accounts, but also the goodwill of every friend and family member who ever cared for her.

She believes she is entitled to spend about $500-700 per day on herself, and keeps refusing to accept her new position in life, because she's still convinced this is a temporary situation she'll soon be rescued from. She believes now that school will be her salvation, and that BSing occasional "independent study" papers about disability stigma will keep the wolf from the door. She will now proceed to alienate every person at NYU tasked with helping students in a bad situation, as they all realize slowly that Victoria is just a giant open mouth that looks like it is begging for food, but is really just preparing to bite whatever hand is gullible enough to feed it.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

[Miyazaki] later elaborated, "There are No-Faces all around us. Because there's only a paper-thin difference between evil spirits and gods. And on top of that, this film is set in Aburaya, a bathhouse. So once you open the doors, all sorts of things come in." However, when asked if No-Face represented the youth today, he explained, "I didn't make this film with that in mind. No-Face is just a name and a mask, and other than that we don't really know what he's thinking or what he wants to do. We just named him No-Face because his expression never changes; that's all. But I do think there are people like him everywhere, people who want to glom on to someone but have no sense of self."

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

it was just more propaganda.

It is, but people forget how much better TV writing was way back then, so you have to "throw a bone" and admit it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Also the TV series was less bout trannies and more about the family they burdened. Turns out they're just as awful and narcissistic and shitty as the tranny. It's also why they continued the series after killing off the Trans-parent

whose parents did not do everything imaginable to bring that nightmare on themselves.

Never met a cluster b that was raised in foster care/adopted? That sort of proves its genetic and not nurture. Literally the least psychopathic/career striving thing you can do is raise someone else's disabled kids.

Once upon a time, there was a quite lovely girl with a cute dog.

The flannel and positioning screams "not ok with my body" no rich girl her age was dressing like that back then, If she was born decades earlier she's still be a dyke with a shaved head.

None of them realize that the next step consists of them going bald and then slowly taking on the appearance of a leg of ham.

I wonder how many people would troons out if they realized they'd also be making themselves uglier. The only reason it sometimes works for MtF ones is that A. They do it when they're still teenagers and B. The sexual marketplace is so skewed in women's favor that an average looking woman with a man's hobbies or drive can do absurdly well.

You think Suzy Sphere Hunter would have gotten so much fame and roles in video games and animated shows if they were just a regular dude into horror games and cosplay?

She was glowing with health, and she really was going to be a striking young woman.

She was doing a tedX on mental illness, if she was the same age back in the 70s she'd have cut all her hair off and joined a domestic terrorist group.