Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[JJLiautaud]

Sounds and looks deeply fake and gay, as is typical with D-acks.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

If they really do replace Vito with Ralph this going to be hilarious. Ralph showing up xanned out and being barely coherent for half the time

I wana know what Ralph would bring is as a BPITU...
"uhh... duh biggest problem is when a hooker ups her rate after she sees you"
or
"When duh bish doctor wants to see 'ebidence' dats i needs more Xannies, bish fuck doctors hold all dem xanniberries!!"

 

[Mankirk]

Counterpoint: maybe Ralph would be so zonked on Xanax and booze that he’d make use of the shotgun on the wall behind dick. Either the shotgun or the dildo

We already had Ralph zonked out on xanax and booze in the Barbie Dream Studio, and the dildo represents hard. One of those times was when he got left by broke up with Pantsu

edit: Local Copy

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

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I think its over, Vito has been branded like a steer in the rear

I just saw this i wonder what deleted tweet is. Trouble in Daxguard

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

We already had Ralph zonked out on xanax and booze in the Barbie Dream Studio, and the dildo represents hard. One of those times was when he got left by broke up with Pantsu

That shit was such a kino ending hoooooly. Real Hero you were there buddy

 

[Bepis]

I wana know what Ralph would bring is as a BPITU...
"uhh... duh biggest problem is when a hooker ups her rate after she sees you"
or
"When duh bish doctor wants to see 'ebidence' dats i needs more Xannies, bish fuck doctors hold all dem xanniberries!!"

"Ralph, this is the seventh week in a row you've brought in your whore ex-wife as a problem"

 

[Nate Higgers]

"Ralph, this is the seventh week in a row you've brought in your whore ex-wife as a problem"

Editors note: “your whore ex-wife” can be interchanged for

• That fuckin Mistur Vickers
• Certain people living in the state of New York I’m not legally allowed to mention
• Harry Morris (yeah I said your name bish the fuck yew gunna do bouddit)
• That fuckin Karenfarms
• MUTHAFUCKIN BROKE DICK FAT ASS PEDUPHILE JOHM POTTUR
• PEE PEE PEE and/or Andy Warski
• That fuckin pedophile nonce Jobless Johnny
• MEDICARE (WHY WONT YOU DIIIIIEEEEEE MEDICARE)
• The gay-tor gay-mor
• Gabe Hawffmun

 

[el bandito loco]

We already had Ralph zonked out on xanax and booze in the Barbie Dream Studio, and the dildo represents hard. One of those times was when he got left by broke up with Pantsu

i can't believe I missed this at the time this just made me cry laughing

 

[Oliver Onions]

Just documenting.

Juju claims that there was some resolution, but then more escalation

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I begrudgingly have to hand Dick the tiniest of Ws, because 'CRISIS BACK ON' for some reason made me laugh, marking the first mildly amusing thing Dick has done in years.

Yeah, now I'm 100% sure it's fake and gay, just like gay retard podcast.

I think the situation is manufactured, but Dick's contempt for Vito is absolutely genuine. Even a soulless LA ghoul like Dick can only tolerate a fat, talentless pedophile for so long.

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Quite ironic coming from a guy that wants to fucked in the ass.
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Daxi, straight men don't passive-aggressively subtweet other dudes while fantasizing about them working out. The push-up thing continues to be Juju's weirdest running 'joke'.

 

[Null]

Juju gargled this chomo's nuts for how long? He even calls the Vito donors "vitophiles", so I have no clue why he's acting indignant. He also supported Vito throughout the entire open pedo saga. So how can he act butthurt about it now?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So nothing behind the scenes just random “oh no they’re fighting in discord” with Dax doing small twitter rants. No new accounts joining the forums to drop delicious details. At worse Dax says Vito is a pretend pedophile…

This feels fake until something truly scandalous drops.

 

[SCV]

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Ackackack Vito is retarded watch my show ackackack

Why is JuJu allowing this pedophile to ban super chatters? Even he should be able to see that's not good for business.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

While I have 0 fucking doubt this is kayfabe, if it is real, this is the future you chose Juju. You chose to crawl into bed with numerous pedophiles and are SHOCKED to find that they are, indeed, pedophiles

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I just saw this i wonder what deleted tweet is. Trouble in Daxguard

It was this one. He was deleting them quick and i have a bunch to post in the vito thread but I want to make sure it's a real fight first.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

He also supported Vito throughout the entire open pedo saga. So how can he act butthurt about it now?

You already know the answer to this. Dax has no morals, standards, or sense of self outside of money and attention. If he could legally sell CSAM material to the most degenerate and despicable members of our society for a buck, he would do so gleefully and then talk about it on his show as a massive win all the while decrying detractors as prudes.

Funnily enough, I don't see him denouncing/shitting on digibro here for being a pedo, but that might also be because digibro hasn't been relevant for awhile.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Something's not right here. This definitely feels fake. Suddenly Dax takes a break from getting fucked in the ass as a cow named Juju to scream about Vito ONLY PRETENDING to be a pedo? If that were the case, it only makes Dax look like a massive retard for not thinking of peoples' reaction to claiming to be a pedophile and people ACKing about it and backing them up. I think they're up to something but for the life of me I can't figure out what

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Juju gargled this chomo's nuts for how long? He even calls the Vito donors "vitophiles", so I have no clue why he's acting indignant. He also supported Vito throughout the entire open pedo saga. So how can he act butthurt about it now?

Don't forget his cringe Peto shirts he was pushing, it was all fun and games until the fat jokes buck broke him and he started messing with Daxipoo's money. I think he should stay on, any bit of Vito suffering is a good day for everyone.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Juju gargled this chomo's nuts for how long? He even calls the Vito donors "vitophiles", so I have no clue why he's acting indignant. He also supported Vito throughout the entire open pedo saga. So how can he act butthurt about it now?

My assumption till proven otherwise is that "Act" is the keyword here. Seems very gayfabe, saw a clip of dax and vito arguing on their show and dax seemed "fake angry" loud. He was not that red faced IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER loud about this whole deal.

 

[Null]

Dunno, he can seethe about whatever, he was close friends with two avowedly open pedophiles now. I guess the heel turn on Andrew Tate is to try and recover his image? It's not going to work. He'll get bored and gargle some new chomo's nuts soon.

 

[Guntkvd]

Juju Karl crossover