Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a meta post, our friends at r/LetsTalkBam/ had a "sub update"
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I suspect the Janny in charge is worried that the board could get banned for being a "hate subreddit", so he's covering their ass and they're trying to foster a positive community. With that said let me declare the obvious that on Kiwifarms you are allowed to shit on Bam & his family, call Phoenix "THE WOLF" Margera homeless, and point out that Danniii is hideous. Oh and if anyone is curious no I do not have any connection to a damn reddit board, I just check in every now and then to see if anything new has happened. Humorously r/LetsTalkBam does indeed do more "STALKING" on Bam than I or any poster ITT has, this thread claims with visual proof that Bam was alone in a drug dealing area in Cleveland.
Bam’s ass is in Cleveland for a horror convention appearance, allegedly. My friend works downtown and sent me these pics. Bam is literally hanging out in the most sus public square with homeless people and wild dogs. My buddy has to do a double take bc Bam blended in so well 🤣 you can’t make this shit up hahaha. He said Bam was twisted tweaked out at, probably why he was hanging in this particular park tbh it’s an open drug market. My friend said he asked Bam how Don Vito was doing hahah and Bam said ‘he fucking died’.

Viva La Bam ala Cleveland
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Not that there's anything wrong with following Bam and reporting honestly on his whereabouts. He is a "Public Figure" and everyone is well within their legal rights to document and observe him.
 
Completely pathetic.

Is he actually gay?
I'll just quote a video I posted a while ago, it's just too good to let go
I always found this bit from ville interesting, after they'd had a fight that very day sometime in 2010:

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Really only cementing the whole repressed bisexuality bam might have.

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“and then, Bam, wherever you are. we had…we had a bit of a fight today, i know, i’m so fucking sorry. yes. we’ve been friends for a long time and, yeah, i was a whiny bitch. yes. i’m very, very sorry. please do forgive me. and, uh, I will try to make it up to you. one way or the other. maybe in the back of the tour bus, in the wee hours of the morning…something happens. something…pleasant for one of us. aye. Bam, i’m sorry.

There's other stuff out there on their relationship, though this was always the one that stood out.
 
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a meta post, our friends at r/LetsTalkBam/ had a "sub update"
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I suspect the Janny in charge is worried that the board could get banned for being a "hate subreddit", so he's covering their ass and they're trying to foster a positive community. With that said let me declare the obvious that on Kiwifarms you are allowed to shit on Bam & his family, call Phoenix "THE WOLF" Margera homeless, and point out that Danniii is hideous. Oh and if anyone is curious no I do not have any connection to a damn reddit board, I just check in every now and then to see if anything new has happened. Humorously r/LetsTalkBam does indeed do more "STALKING" on Bam than I or any poster ITT has, this thread claims with visual proof that Bam was alone in a drug dealing area in Cleveland.

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Not that there's anything wrong with following Bam and reporting honestly on his whereabouts. He is a "Public Figure" and everyone is well within their legal rights to document and observe him.
Clevelander here (or at least, the general area). To clear some shit up from the reddit post. This was outside a public library, that part of the reddit, pro-bam repliers in the comments is true. It's one in Cleveland, and... it is literally an open-air drug market because there are so many homeless people there the cops have given up on anything that isn't a 911 call. Second, wild dogs is true. Not downtown, like some fags in the reddit are saying, but cleveland (mostly the eastside) has bands of feral, roving dogs (again!). There used to be wild packs of dogs in the 90s, now they're back again because... well, you can guess the reasons.

Him taking photos of Dunn's grave is kind of fucked up. I know that dude's family, and they never once took a photo of his grave. The fuck is this 13yo, snapchat with dead grandma, bullshit!?
 
I'm positive that drugs are the reasoning behind most of his decisions lately, take for example right after he fell off the wagon in the UK:
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Fresh off the heels of his recent bender in the UK, Bamuel decided to not go straight home and instead went to Puerto Rico to film a music video for a Him cover band with 11.1k followers.
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Now call me crazy but I don't think the motivation here was money, and judging from how he looks here I'm fucking right:

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Bro is fucking lit up

Them jaws are CLENCHED!

Yeah, never been soberer
 
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She's so sick of his weird gay bullshit:
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Just a reminder that these two lovebirds couldn’t even pretend to like each other enough to kiss at their wedding.
Divorce number 2! I'm up for ita
Their marriage is short enough that it’d likely result in an annulment rather than a divorce. The Bamster is broke as fuck so Dannii is not going to be able to get shit from him anyway. The sad thing is there’s probably no shortage of middle aged alt girls who hope to ride on Bam’s “fame” to launch a career of her own, which as far as I can tell is the only reason why Dannii even bothered getting hitched to Bamuel.
 
She has to have an eating disorder. You should not be able to see a rib cage like this.

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Is it possible that she could be a vegetarian? I remember looking at videos with a couple of cases where their bodies ended up changing due to going on hunger strikes because of not wanting to eat meat.
She's mentioned in interviews that they are both either vegan or vegetarian.

As far as the eating disorder, I'll let you read a firsthand account:1725301340264.png
ETA - sorry should have clarified, eating disorders often go hand in hand with eating massive amounts of laxatives which make one's surprise sharting frequency skyrocket, Additionally, long term use of laxatives as an ED aid will cause you to lose control of your bowels and your sphincter muscles
 
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Me and friends finished watching all the CKY videos, Jackass, and Viva La Bam outside the spring break special. Other than that failed gameshow, the marriage show or the christmas movie is there any essential Bamtent left to watch after that or is it down to hunting down the DVD extras? Already heard the game show was during the start of earthrocking, dunno how bad the others are.
 
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Me and friends finished watching all the CKY videos, Jackass, and Viva La Bam outside the spring break special. Other than that failed gameshow, the marriage show or the christmas movie is there any essential Bamtent left to watch after that or is it down to hunting down the DVD extras? Already heard the game show was during the start of earthrocking, dunno how bad the others are.
Skate parts from Toy Machine, Element and Big Brother? Don't know how much crossover there is from CKY and Jackass though.
 
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