Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Particle Bored said:
Wu needs a helmet for Nerf War.
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this coming at you after you forgot to lose on purpose


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Peace and Harmony said:
John taking a tough stance against the God Emperor! (but only if he runs of course, otherwise he doesn't give a shit)

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Yes, the God Emperor will tremble in fear, when he hears that a ghoul blessed by Papa Nurgle was elected to serve as an equal opportunities officer in some boring-ass committee. Because seriously, what else would Wu run for?
 
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Ruin said:
Does John seriously think some nobody can just win the presidency? Since 1900 the vast majority of presidents have been senators governors and other notable people.
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Brianna doesn't believe she's a nobody. Remember, the idea that people might not know who the "[Self-Proclaimed] World's Leading Expert in the Unreal Engine" Brianna Wu angers and confuses her. This is a person who is so dangerously removed from reality that right now, despite knowing this site exists, believes that there's no way any person looking into her would discover the John W. Flynt years or use any of the incriminating shit we've gathered over the years against her.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
Brianna doesn't believe she's a nobody. Remember, the idea that people might not know who the "[Self-Proclaimed] World's Leading Expert in the Unreal Engine" Brianna Wu angers and confuses her. This is a person who is so dangerously removed from reality that right now, despite knowing this site exists, believes that there's no way any person looking into her would discover the John W. Flynt years or use any of the incriminating shit we've gathered over the years against her.
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While we've put more effort into John than into most cows, we haven't done shit compared to what a real opposition research professional would do.

However, we've certainly done enough to point out where the bodies are buried, and anyone who just started their research by clicking the first few negative hits on John would have their work cut out for them.

John would be absolutely eviscerated in any election, whether by the other party or by the primary opponent.
 
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AnOminous said:
While we've put more effort into John than into most cows, we haven't done shit compared to what a real opposition research professional would do.

However, we've certainly done enough to point out where the bodies are buried, and anyone who just started their research by clicking the first few negative hits on John would have their work cut out for them.

John would be absolutely eviscerated in any election, whether by the other party or by the primary opponent.
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I'd kill to see him attempt to explain away the "sand nigger comments."
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
ayy lmao

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So, if all of Flynt/Wu's likes from around the world were converted to votes, he doesn't have enough to be elected to the school board in medium-size city.

It's odd that someone who has been an investigative journalist, a political operative, a D.C. insider and who majored in political science in college doesn't realize that the village idiots who congregate on Twitter get to vote in only the village where they live, not in the village where Flynt/Wu is the reigning idiot.

It's also good to see Flynt/Wu reeeeing about placing increased emphasis on the SJW crap that cost the Democrats this election. He won't be happy until a quadriplegic Latino Muslim tranny is named party chairtranny.

I also love the witch's brew of mixed metaphors in that last paragraph. Hillary has broken the glass ceiling while running a marathon and needs to pass the baton. Marathon runners typically don't pause to break ceilings, and there are no batons being passed during marathons, which are also not run in legs. Professional writer Flynt/Wu at work. What an imbecile.
 
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AnOminous said:
While we've put more effort into John than into most cows, we haven't done shit compared to what a real opposition research professional would do.

However, we've certainly done enough to point out where the bodies are buried, and anyone who just started their research by clicking the first few negative hits on John would have their work cut out for them.

John would be absolutely eviscerated in any election, whether by the other party or by the primary opponent.
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What i'm really looking forward to is when Wu's opponent digs deep and locates Johnny's adopted parents, then films a commercial where they talk about Wu's past as a rich white male Republican. Wu will literally turn into a pillar of salt like Lot's wife if that ever happens.
 
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If Johnny's adopted parents weren't rich and doing him a huge disfavor by throwing money after him, he would be working at the local factory. Nothing wrong with that, he would actually live a somewhat meaningful life.

At most he would refer to his "art project" when yet again refusing to go bowling with his work mates. And the world would be largely spared from his anime girls.
 
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Ruin said:
Does John seriously think some nobody can just win the presidency? Since 1900 the vast majority of presidents have been senators governors and other notable people.
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They all did something, either senators, governors, war heroes, hell, even Donald Trump was a successful businessman (despite a lot of bankruptcies, he basically wheeled and dealed, and he made money, whereas John wastes every dollar he gets).

In theory, I can imagine Wu running on the "first trans" platform but that would require publicly admitting that sort of thing, and even then, some bug-eyed shut-in is not going to "Wu" voters over.
 
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On running for office John says, "I require consultation" (from an openly gay trans attorney who will fall rigidly into lockstep with my views, and parrot the exact answers I want to hear... For free)

Reality of the situation. A sane attorney will sit down and explain what John needs to do to run for elected office in Massachusetts. This will, if John sits there like a good troon and listens, result in a drawn out talk about campaign finance law, what's required to get on the ballot, filing the appropriate paperwork on time, etc. This type of rational conversation will most likely trigger John and will result in him spitting, hissing and snarling at the now completely befuddled attorney. It will end with John REEEEing about being mansplained to, and accusing the attorney of being part of a Trump supported part of the GooberGobbers.

As a personal aside my SJW sympathetic in laws live in the Arlington area, and I hope Wu runs for some kind of office just so I can see their reaction to this tottering, praying mantis looking, troon yutz walking into the debate.
 
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