Van Buren? As in the 8th President of the United States Martin Van Buren, an evil white man and colonizer! How could she do this? A good ally would refuse to live there, do better Alyssa.
Buying shit games to own the chuds
Playing a game, that is universally hated, as of this moment, and her review is going to explain why shit isn't shit, it's actually a diamond in the rough. Fuck these niggers.
I'll bet a million dollars this retard has no idea what the difference is between an impact driver and a power drill.
Alyssa: Literally tattoos "all men are enemies" on her leg.What is up with her retweeting obsession with cocks? If she wants cocks so badly, she should quit clickbait journalism and go back sex working in the streets.
I'm not so hopeful. During the Vietnam war there were armies of american hippies trying to lift buildings by meditating together. Wars seem to increase insanity.
Dat Cluster B behavior
Letting these type of women suck you off is like sticking your cock in a bear trap.
Is this the first time she's stopped looking like a balding middle aged man in years? I can't tell if it's a wig or not to cope with being in her mid thirties.
bear traps wouldn't be nearly as bad.
the distance confused you. zoom in, still looks like a middle aged man.
Slight nitpick, but was it too much to fucking ask to mirror the picture so that you can actually read what the fucking shirt says?
She looks worse in those pictures IMO. Her face is that of a 50 year old cat lady that's making a face like she's taking a shit.
Can someone explain to me the psychology of a Simp? What compels a man to thirst post at a woman he will never fuck. It's barely understandable when it happens to physically attractive instagram whores. It's utterly incomprehensible when it's this goblin.
She wants attention. "See simps? I'm super horny just like you! If you defend me enough, I might even fuck you!" (She won't)
Wait a moment. Why the fuck would a senior editor at Kotaku need to buy the biggest, latest, most astroturfed AAA slop of the season? Even in the (unlikely) event that Ubisoft didn't give them review copies, one would expect Kotaku to foot the bill for the subject matter their employees are supposed to write about.
"Manual labour" meanwhile the only thing that's dirty is her window. Also no safety glasses or anything to protect the eye. Not that she knows anything about personal protection.
