US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Prediction:
Johnson will talk a big game and threaten to force the Dems to vote on the SAVE Act, Pelosi and Schumer will tut tut at him and inform him that shutting down the US government might in some way prevent us from sending billions of dollars to Israel when they want it, and Johnson will cave like he always fucking does.

It's depressing how predictable this all has become.

Can we bet an October suprise prediction list going?
My October suprise prediction is that there isn't going to be one. Kamala just goes "fuck it" and drops out before Trump has a chance to pull out his trap card.

My original October surprise was biden dropping dead of a heart attack on stage. Now I expect it to come out that Tim Walz is in fact the pedo we all know him to be. The sad part is that I don't expect such a bombshell to ruin his and Kamala's end vote totals. Oh, it'll cost them the election yes, but they'll still get 70 million votes.

 

[Polyboros2]

Can we bet an October suprise prediction list going?
My October suprise prediction is that there isn't going to be one. Kamala just goes "fuck it" and drops out before Trump has a chance to pull out his trap card.

There October surprise isn't going to be very surprising, New York is absolutely going to jail Trump. It's a bad card, it's already bit them in the ass, but they literally have nothing else.

Oh, and at least two more assassination attempts. If the first already cinched his victory, he can't double win for surviving again, and he can't win if he's dead. Nothing to lose.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

No way in hell people votes for her unironically

In my defense I only intended to vote for her ironically.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Virgin Kamala walks in wearing wired headphones from a company with suicide nets around their factory because she's too scared of journalists.

Chad Trump walks in blasting Trick Daddy on his wireless ghetto blaster because he really likes this song about fat asses and wants you to hear it, too.

 

[quaawaa]

Back in the day, when I was like 20 and a die-hard EMT whacker faggot I had a bumper sticker that said "I Narcanned your honor student."

It upset a few local mothers, and in hindsight I find it in bad taste and wildly gay.

Funny shit though.

Nah, they deserve to be reminded of their mistakes.

If someone complains, apologize and promise not to narcan their child again.

 

[Betonhaus]

Has anyone heard anything about a rumor that the Hell's Angels are going to Aurora to kick out the Venezuelan gangs that have taken over apartment buildings?

 

[Sithis]

Has anyone heard anything about a rumor that the Hell's Angels are going to Aurora to kick out the Venezuelan gangs that have taken over apartment buildings?

Lol it was just a dumb X rumor, the Hells Angels are more into marketing shirts and selling drugs than open street gang warfare these days.
It did spawn some great memes though:

 

[Necrosan]

What accent is this?

Is this how people in Detroit are supposed to sound like?

 

[Rimanah]

Women are the majority of the population. The moment one party runs a half-way intelligent, slightly likable, and barely charismatic candidate is the moment we have our first female president. Even if her male opponent is ten times the candidate she is. To date, the only two offers for female president have been a power hungry bitch whose still married to the man who cheated on her that it caused a national scandal and a charismatic black hole who also sucks off powerful men to get where she is.

Of all the women currently available, Tulsi Gabbard is probably the only woman both in a position to run and not a total bitch.

I’m not so sure about that. I know enough women (and men, but that’s not as relevant here) who’ve said they’d never vote for a woman president that I’m not convinced it’s a sure shot. Especially against a superior male candidate.
That said, I think it’s hard to speak intelligently and accurately on this point. A female candidate would definitely get some fanatics, but it would also get some detractors. The ultimate issue would be knowing empirically which group is larger, but I don’t think we have a snowballs chance in hell of getting that info in this day and age.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

Can we bet an October suprise prediction list going?
My October suprise prediction is that there isn't going to be one. Kamala just goes "fuck it" and drops out before Trump has a chance to pull out his trap card.

Israel pulls out of Gaza and Biden is impeached.

 

[spaztocate9000]

There October surprise isn't going to be very surprising, New York is absolutely going to jail Trump. It's a bad card, it's already bit them in the ass, but they literally have nothing else.

Oh, and at least two more assassination attempts. If the first already cinched his victory, he can't double win for surviving again, and he can't win if he's dead. Nothing to lose.

It does feel like things are accelerating towards the commie end game, so these October surprises wouldn't really surprise me much. I'd just be sad and start prepping more.

and for the record, I always hated fucking Capt Planet commie and his gaggle of libtard power rings kids. Keep your filthy politics out of cartoons ya fucking wackos. Is there no low the left won't stoop below?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

What accent is this?
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Is this how people in Detroit are supposed to sound like?

To me she sounds exactly like the adults in Charlie Brown. Her cadence follows the wah wah wah thing really well.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What accent is this?
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Is this how people in Detroit are supposed to sound like?

These fake “blaccents” are getting too obvious to the point where it genuinely looks like she’s patronizing in a way where it looks like she’s messing with them on a psychological level. Most black Americans don’t even talk like this, even if they’re from the ghetto.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

What accent is this?
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Is this how people in Detroit are supposed to sound like?

Do people go to her rally and expecting anything good unironically.

 

[Necrosan]

Can we bet an October suprise prediction list going?
My October suprise prediction is that there isn't going to be one. Kamala just goes "fuck it" and drops out before Trump has a chance to pull out his trap card.

Well, September hasn't started well for Tim so far either, the news teams that follow him had an accident playing bumper cars.
Fun fact! Did you know that Tim Walz has a DUI? I'll give him a pass though, it's from 1995.

 

[verissimus]

The Hillary cult was cringy in the 1990's.

There was even some 'award winning short story' about Hillary dying in a train wreck, going to Valhalla, totally pawning Odin and Thor, then being made a Valkyrie to come back to Earth and become Madame President for Life.

Pawning or pwning?

What accent is this?
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Is this how people in Detroit are supposed to sound like?

Funny thing is, I feared she might pull a Hillary and do some fake accent at some point.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Most black Americans don’t even talk like this, even if they’re from the ghetto.

I wanna see her go full "lawdy sweet summer chile" direction one day, transform into that elderly black lady imaginary friend that a lot of redditors have

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Well, September hasn't started well for Tim so far either, they had an accident playing bumper cars.View attachment 6373864
Fun fact! Did you know that Tim Walz has a DUI? I'll give him a pass though, it's from 1995.

Between this and Tim Walz’s brother admitting that he is not the best person to govern or show any form of good authority regarding Democrat politics, one really questions how many more skeletons will be unearthed before this election comes in November.

You can say a lot about Vance being “weird”, but he is not as suspicious or unkempt as Walz. This is just not something one could ignore, or even worse, gloss over as if it’s just inconvenient.

 

[Sithis]

Between this and Tim Walz’s brother admitting that he is not the best person to govern or show any form of good authority regarding Democrat politics, one really questions how many more skeletons will be unearthed before this election comes in November.

You can say a lot about Vance being “weird”, but he is not as suspicious or unkempt as Walz. This is just not something one could ignore, or even worse, gloss over as if it’s just inconvenient.

Family members are a recurring source of agitprop for both sides tbf, Mary Trump is a good example. What really blew my mind was that even Tim's fuckin unit chaplain came out against him. That's the guy whose role it is to pray for the souls of everyone in the unit, when he says you're a piece of shit, I trust you are 100% a piece of shit.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

I was speaking to someone irl recently and mentioned how much Walz creeps me out and how fake he comes off and the response I got was surprise because Walz is "the most bland white guy I've ever seen".

Kiwis are people genuinely so sheltered they can't tell when people are clearly not being genuine? Is it just because I've had close interactions with genuine narcissists and see them when they're "on" trying to charm people as well as when they go mask off?

Even when I knew nothing about Walz history I felt nauseous watching him, because the "cheerful" "silly" "quirky" act sent up major red flags in my mind because it was clearly - to me at least - not at all genuine and hiding a part of his personality people wouldn't like.

I've known people who are genuinely silly and cheerful as a baseline and it's very different. It comes across more relaxed and confident. Walz comes across like he's constantly wound up tight like a jack-in-the-box one crank from exploding out. He comes across tense and predatory.

I can't put my finger on precisely what it is but it's like he's about to lose his temper at any moment and it makes me feel tense just watching him.

Why is it people don't see through the facade? They seem to genuinely just see a normal guy who is actually a happy and joyful grandpa.

I swear I've seen a huge difference in people being able to pick up on these subtle cues and the dividing line is typically "has had bad prolonged experiences with narcissists or psychopaths or BPD women" and those who haven't.

But some people seem to become innoculated with experience and some don't. I have family members who date men or women who are clearly one of the above and the family member doesn't seem to recognize anything is wrong until it's exploded in their face. I have to refrain from saying "I told you so" every time. Even worse is when they go back for more despite that experience whether with the same person or someone different. Same for a lot of politicians.

edit: upon writing this out I think it's that the cheerfulness is inappropriate in the context he's acting that way. Genuinely cheerful even slightly kooky people I know will still dim it down when the situation is actually serious or they're stressed out. Trump can be very, very goofy at times but it's always appropriate situations that he shows it. In more tense situations he doesn't dance around and do wild gestures, he takes the situation seriously. Walz doesn't do that and acts goofy all the time, even if he's clearly feeling angry.