Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't get the "it's September" thing any more than anyone else probably does - like duh, yes, it's September. But that's clearly a yellow shirt.

I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

My questions about the reversion to an unshaven head and brown goatee still stand.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I don't get the "it's September" thing any more than anyone else probably does - like duh, yes, it's September.

It's just more engagement farming, like he's a alfalfa farmer in the Atacama.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

Yet another dumb pointless post by Jackoff. LIDURLY every thought that comes into his stroke brain, he posts.

Pretty sure everyone knows what fucking day it is, because it's Labor Day. But Jack hasn't worked in 20+ years, so he doesn't appreciate a holiday. And he doesn't have any friends, so it's not like he was going to go to a cookout or anything anyway.

Or maybe he could do actual relevant content, like a cookoff between different brands of hot dogs or burgers. But yeah, let's just post some pre dementia babble.

 

[AltisticRight]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

Unless you have no job and no life, you know what the date is.
What a pathetic pointless post. Scalfatty's posts are waste of data. It's really time for this issue to solve itself once and for all.

 

[Tiresome]

We're now only days, DAYS, from Jack absolutely raging at seeing Christmas decorations in stores early, whether or not they actually exist (Jack barely goes anywhere that's not to stuff his face), because Jack Russell Scalfani is a fat, retarded, greedy, fake Christian hypocrite.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I wonder how Jack would react to that some leeburl jesus fan who didn't hate homosexuals like his younger son or the niggers.

Fatty is a repressed homosexual that traded his lust for dick and transferred it to food and Jesus. But you can tell he still wants to be sucking on a dick. That tongue action when he sticks his tongue out first is classic cocksucking behavior before trying to throat one.

 

[Adamska]

We're now only days, DAYS, from Jack absolutely raging at seeing Christmas decorations in stores early, whether or not they actually exist (Jack barely goes anywhere that's not to stuff his face), because Jack Russell Scalfani is a fat, retarded, greedy, fake Christian hypocrite.

It's comical, since he also is obsessed with Christmas due to all the fud he can shovel down his throat. He's exactly the sort of person who pre-emptively celebrates it because he knows it's when he gets stuff.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

My Hebraic friend…I think you should do a Jack php at some point. It’s the most damning roast one can do on the farms .

Yet another dumb pointless post by Jackoff. LIDURLY every thought that comes into his stroke brain, he posts.

Pretty sure everyone knows what fucking day it is, because it's Labor Day. But Jack hasn't worked in 20+ years, so he doesn't appreciate a holiday. And he doesn't have any friends, so it's not like he was going to go to a cookout or anything anyway.

Or maybe he could do actual relevant content, like a cookoff between different brands of hot dogs or burgers. But yeah, let's just post some pre dementia babble.

I’m surprised that Jack isn’t bitching about the socialist roots of Labor Day…..”nobody wants to work anymore! “

 

[Major]

Fatty is a repressed homosexual that traded his lust for dick and transferred it to food and Jesus. But you can tell he still wants to be sucking on a dick. That tongue action when he sticks his tongue out first is classic cocksucking behavior before trying to throat one.

The way he sticks his tongue out before shovelling the beloved meat in to his gullet belies his phallic desires.

 

[biggacracka]

I’m surprised that Jack isn’t bitching about the socialist roots of Labor Day…..”nobody wants to work anymore! “

"It's funny that on LABOR day no one wants to WORK [OBJ] [OBJ]"
*insert fag bitmoji here*

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"It's funny that on LABOR day no one wants to WORK [OBJ] [OBJ]"
*insert fag bitmoji here*

Like anybody other than Hammy and Hammy Jr actually work in that family.

 

[Flonominal88]

We're now only days, DAYS, from Jack absolutely raging at seeing Christmas decorations in stores early, whether or not they actually exist (Jack barely goes anywhere that's not to stuff his face), because Jack Russell Scalfani is a fat, retarded, greedy, fake Christian hypocrite.

How long until he starts stroking himself to the Jack Skellington displays?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I’m surprised that Jack isn’t bitching about the socialist roots of Labor Day…..”nobody wants to work anymore! “

That would require Jack to know a little bit about the history of the labor movement, which according to Jack on his last stream, would take him years to learn. Somehow he is unable to take his own advice and “Google it thx”.

 

[biggacracka]

That would require Jack to know a little bit about the history of the labor movement, which according to Jack on his last stream, would take him years to learn. Somehow he is unable to take his own advice and “Google it thx”.

You misunderstood, it would take fatty years to google it because he's too retarded

 

[Bassomatic]

How long until he starts stroking himself to the Jack Skellington displays?

I can't really put a word to it but everyone who likes that movie and Jack is just basic coomsoomer. It's like fake art and edge to draw in the the blandest people. But no fucking shit Jack LOVES that and it has his name too because he's such a massive faggot.

I'm actually shocked with how trashy that family is, they aren't all juggalos.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think you should do a Jack php at some point. It’s the most damning roast one can do on the farms .

I save those for people for whom I have utter and complete contempt. I need more time to get there with Jack. He reminds me too much of certain older relatives and it pushes my sympathy buttons at times.

That said, he’s getting there:





Sadly no one has asked him, “A day off from WHAT?”

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Of course fatty, who hasn't held a real job in over 2 decades, doesn't know what Labor Day celebrates

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Go to 1:18 to witness Hammny spend half the video talking at a screen to order everything on the damn menu. Then she eats it all while wearing a Burger King paper crown. And yes her skin and hair are Chris Chan level. Meanwhile you can almost hear Jack rubbing his little nub under the table through his Walmart basketball shorts

Then later, on hanging with Jack , Jack claims that fast food like this is trying to kill you as apart of a wide ranging conspiracy.

Why does Jack force feed his wife the foods that he claims in his very breath, are trying to kill her? You don’t want Tammy being too fat to wipe your ass for you Jack.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

I save those for people for whom I have utter and complete contempt. I need more time to get there with Jack. He reminds me too much of certain older relatives and it pushes my sympathy buttons at times.

That said, he’s getting there:

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Sadly no one has asked him, “A day off from WHAT?”

Fat retard is going to need the dialing wand from that simpons episode just the be able to use the buttons on that. What a retard.

 

[._.]

I save those for people for whom I have utter and complete contempt. I need more time to get there with Jack. He reminds me too much of certain older relatives and it pushes my sympathy buttons at times.

That said, he’s getting there:

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I was hoping it was a soundboard with nothing but fart sounds because thats where Jack is mentally, probably, but also thinking about it its just really funny. Hes got a stream deck with 40 different flavors of fart noise.

"Hey Jack just wanted to say you were wrong Hillary Clinton didnt assassinate Abraham Lincoln that was John Wilkes Boo--"prbrrbbhhlkplplplplpbt "Nuh huh dumbo, how come my pastor said Hillary took down the twin towers then?'