Debate User @Vingle on why the Chads don't want to push his shit in - lol gaycel

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I mourn @Vingle like I mourn Dobson.

Anybody who has followed this thread probably remembers how I begged for him to stop his halal speedrun, because, at the time, I thought he had a chance of redemption. I thought that because he came across as normal and well-adjusted in other threads.

His descent into lolcowdom was much more slow than binge-reading the events might suggest, and he had just started deteriorating just after this thread -made from his moaning derailing the LGBTQiwi Thread- gave him an unchecked, amplifified spotlight to go wild on his grievances against gay men.

Looking back, the Looksmaxer debacle was obviously unavoidable. I cringed because the thirstposting he sent him he had sent to me ITT -No bussy pics attached, though- for no other reason that I was somewhat nice to him.

I am unable to ascertain what his endgoal was. Like, literally, I am still pondering what did he wanted happening. He's sending nudes to randos that are, likely, not in his european shithole country and asking them to fuck him. What did he think was next steps if somebody went on to say yes? I can only theorize.

Ultimately, it is sad how the thread read before the pics compared to how it reads now. Like, we literally got the whole picture now. All the mysteries have been solved, the plot is rounded. The third act is closed. All makes sense (or not).

There's nothing else for poor old @Vingle to do.

We've picked our coats and went home. Good show, everybody's got a laugh. Haha.

But it was much less Mel Brooks or Monty Python and much more Lars Von Trier shit.

Feels bad, man.
 
Vingle is the personal embodiment of having too high standards. He's not ugly at all, in fact he probably is more handsome than 80% of kiwifarmers, but if an 18-year old looksmaxer is what he's going for, then he might be better off in TikTok world, because those only exist on the internet, thanks to cosmetics, filters and plastic surgery. By the way, it's pretty telling that no TikTok models to Vingle's liking live in Norway: a safe, homogenous society with high standards of living, strong social support networks and a collectivist mindset. @Vingle you lack Jante law.
 
Vingle is the personal embodiment of having too high standards. He's not ugly at all, in fact he probably is more handsome than 80% of kiwifarmers, but if an 18-year old looksmaxer is what he's going for, then he might be better off in TikTok world, because those only exist on the internet, thanks to cosmetics, filters and plastic surgery. By the way, it's pretty telling that no TikTok models to Vingle's liking live in Norway: a safe, homogenous society with high standards of living, strong social support networks and a collectivist mindset. @Vingle you lack Jante law.
This post is really gay.
 
He's not ugly at all

He's blond and (not-so) young. That is all.

His gaze alone is the sort of thing that kills success in a dating app. He's got that incel-ish, vacant stare reflective of his troubled, jaded soul. His eyes are screaming "I won't give you a fun time" even before he opens his mouth.

He's experiencing twink death, something he is well aware of since he seems to sincerely believe there is no point in living beyond 30. His gym training is being much less impactful than you would believe by reading his posts and one of the reasons he is a shut-in is because he is desperately obsessed with keeping his skin young.

Overall, his neurosis reflects physically. I tried to illustrate this to him by mentioning the famous Roahl Dahl quote and he went full book burner :story:

His physique is mid at best (if we ignore the flabby, skinny fat with gunt), dragged to hell by the whole of his personality.

Bear in mind that I, and other people in this thread, tried to talk to him as opposed to just mocking him, reason with him and try to move him from his obsessions, and he bluntly refused to entertain anything that was not trolling for cock and obsessing over his own looks.

He would diss at anything self-improvement, he would diss at the idea of having hobbies, interests, reading books, watching movies, traveling, learning stuff, meeting people and so on. Even his weebery was shallow. In the Farms, he would only post in threads about skincare, weightlifting and other PL-heavy threads.

His interest in politics seemed more like an excuse than actual belief or concern in the issues he mentioned, and his racism seemed to have been grounded on having been raped (this one's actually tragic). However, upon being questioned on this, he would be strangely sympathetic to his abusers (This is also tragic).

I mean, I've pointed this to him, but can you imagine what dating this guy might be like? Much to his chagrin, people catches on all of this before coming to that point, or even before he opens his mouth.

Norway: a safe, homogenous society

Bro, are you coming straight from 1973?
 
His gaze alone is the sort of thing that kills success in a dating app
It's gays we are talking about here. He could have serial killer gaze and still get dates, provided he had a muscular body. Face-wise, he looks good; body-wise, he's average. Probably it's a diet issue or, maybe, he used to be fatter and upon getting skinnier remained with flabby skin tissue. However, he isn't a reliable narrator of his own life, so maybe he just doesn't work out that often or doesn't perform the exercises correctly.

Bro, are you coming straight from 1973?
According to Numbeo, Norway has a crime index of 32.6 (111th out of 146 countries), so moderately unsafe. Homicides and violent crime in general are, nevertheless, very low, so whatever crime is happening there must not be that serious. Most likely, it's minor drug or alcohol offences. The Nordic Countries also have rather broad definitions for what constitutes a sex crime, so that might contribute to raise the crime index.

According to the CIA, Norway is 81.5% Norwegian and 8.9% other European. I've seen that official Norwegian statistics don't qualify Turks as Europeans, but as Asians, so I assume these follow the same criteria. Therefore, it's safe to say that Norway is at least 90% white. Pretty homogenous overall to me.
 
Vingle wished he was one of the circuit queens featured on this thread. He wished he was a muscular hunk, but he was the poster child of a dead-eyed twink from the gayze sperging above approaching twink death. Thus, he started resenting that the muscly hot guys wouldn't push his shit in more and more in this forum.
My looks have changed since then, but how I am supposed to not have dead eyes. When I'm not even happy being alive?
While he had /pol/ views, I wouldn't call him a right-winger or say he had right-wing ideas. He disliked non-whites because he found them ugly and rapey,
Their dicks looks like black slugs. If you aren't grossed out by that, there is something wrong with you.
and he disliked other gays because of 'degeneracy', but ultimately he was homophobic because he wouldn't get laid
Not really, I do really hate gay culture like Eurovision and drag queens.
He started seeing like-minded individuals on this forum and he started pestering any Kiwi that would as much as hint he was attracted to men and not effeminate. He wanted only straight guys, you see. None gay guys at all. He hit on @The Cunting Death via Private Message.
Am I supposed to feel bad for this? It is well known that I can't find proper guys in Norway
He was clinging desperately to his fading looks, dreading getting past 30 years old, avoiding sunlight, with obsessive skincare and an (ineffectual) intense regime training
My looks are better now and I have tweaked my workout.
@Scarlett Johansson and I, amongst others, fruitlessly debated him for pages upon pages in his halal thread.
That's not even a halal thread, staawp it
When I'm being used as a scapegoat, of course I'm going silent.

Anyway, I'm going to read this thread.

Edit: I'm not even picky. When one of the men I want is a scrawny gopnik. I don't see the problem. I'm aging gracefully too. I don't use anything else than skincare, and I know aging happens anyway. It just happens slower with proper skincare.
 
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