Debate User @Vingle on why the Chads don't want to push his shit in - lol gaycel

Vingle said:
It's interesting to see you straights being so caught up in anal sex. I haven't mentioned anywhere that I even like it.
Projecting much?
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Dude, you literally mention this on the thread's very title, in a rather gruesome manner.

Vingle said:
Yes, and it's too painful to do it even years after the fact. I don't want to destroy my bum hole even further.
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So you don't like anal sex.

Mr Right would have to get himself off by mouth and hand, I see.

Adding to all the other requirements. :story:

Vingle said:
I might need to import my husband too.
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I thought you were against immigration?

Hellbound Hellhound said:
You sound very bitter. Let me guess, you spent your teens and early 20s trading on your status as the prettiest twink in town, only to become bitter once you hit 27 and found that a new generation of shallow, fresh-faced twinks came along to steal your tiara? Many such cases.
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He has a great career prospect in journalism or fashion with all the other has-been gays.
 
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Vingle said:
If they want to be together with a proper trophy husband. Then they have to make some adjustments. I'm fucking tired of hearing that I have to ALWAYS change something with myself, when I already are making way more of an effort than most. All I'm hearing is "Not good enough, not good enough". Well. what's good enough?
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You don't have to adjust, you can simply accept that you belong single given your current personality and lifestyle, because the amount of compromise you'd have to make to have a successful relationship isn't appealing on your part, and isn't reasonable to ask of someone else.

That's how the modern world works. There are tons of fairly attractive otherwise likeable people who are single for that very reason. Hopefully it improves. Edit: And if you learn to be happy single your chances of succeeding romantically are a lot higher anyways.

Vingle said:
Best example I have on this, is taking initiative to communication. If I'm not the one taking the initiative, it often goes week or months before I hear something from them again. Many do I never hear from again too.
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Yeah, what would they be contacting you about? "Oh hey Vingle, what's up? Nothing? Same as always? Ok, bye then I guess".

Vingle said:
That's why I'm bulking and almost live in the gym.
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No, that's just being even more of an immature, high maintenance drama queen.

Boss I'm just telling you now, you could be a 10/10 with an absolute perfect movie-star quality body and nobody will want to commit to you any more than they do now. I figure that might save you some time.

Ewan McGregor said:
Dude, you literally mention this on the thread's very title, in a rather gruesome manner.
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That's not his title, that's a title I'm guessing Josh made. This was split off from another thread.
 
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Nauseated Courgi said:
You keep saying that, but you have yet to provide evidence of such.
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I'm tempted, and honestly. I don't know what I have to lose by doing that, but I'm not too comfy with the idea that evil troons are checking this website. Even though this thread would probably be unnoticed.
Ewan McGregor said:
So you don't like anal sex.

Mr Right would have to get himself off by mouth and hand, I see.

Adding to all the other requirements. :story:
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I could probably do something with it, as it's a medicinal problem. But as I'm single, I don't got the motivation to do anything about it. It's more of a thing that reminds me, that I should not do hookups.
Ewan McGregor said:
I thought you were against immigration?
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Not really, Norwegians aren't the only white population.
Ewan McGregor said:
He has a great career prospect in journalism or fashion with all the other has-been gays.
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Maybe, I'm adamant about fashion and beauty.
Uberpenguin said:
You don't have to adjust, you can simply accept that you belong single given your current personality and lifestyle, because the amount of compromise you'd have to make to have a successful relationship isn't appealing on your part, and isn't reasonable to ask of someone else.

That's how the modern world works. There are tons of fairly attractive otherwise likeable people who are single for that very reason. Hopefully it improves. Edit: And if you learn to be happy single your chances of succeeding romantically are a lot higher anyways.
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Honestly, this made a little teary eyed. Because it's really the truth, and it feels good to not be demonised because I don't fit into normie standards.
Even though I'm fine for the most part, I do feel like I want company at times.
I feel like it would be better to just get a cat, but I have a lot of breakable and expensive stuff in my apartment. So no, and I'm really not keen on a litter box.
Uberpenguin said:
Boss I'm just telling you now, you could be a 10/10 with an absolute perfect movie-star quality body and nobody will want to commit to you any more than they do now. I figure that might save you some time.
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Don't gaslight me, getting more popular when getting more fit is normal.
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That's not his title, that's a title I'm guessing Josh made. This was split off from another thread.
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It was another janny, but bingo.
 
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Vingle said:
I'm tempted, and honestly. I don't know what I have to lose by doing that, but I'm not too comfy with the idea that evil troons are checking this website. Even though this thread would probably be unnoticed.
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Now seriously, please, stop. You're veering dangerously towards halal status.

I don't think people over here is unsympathetic towards feeling lonely or alienated. And one might feel like a forum like this is a haven of like minded people, but no one is your friend here. They might not be enemies but they're not friends. There are assholes in this forum too, but if there weren't, there definitely are assholes out there monitoring this forum.

Nothing good will come from having your allegedly pretty face associated with this website just to feed your ego or to prove a point.

You're showing dangerous symptoms of lolcowdom, and I'm saying this to help you and hopefully make you reconsider your path. You already indicate that you're severely socially alienated and that we are about the only actual people you talk to on the regular. And this is very concerning.

Close your web browser and fucking do something apart from going to the gym and whatever it is you do to sustain yourself. Find a hobby, make some friends, get a bit exposed to the world outside. Touch some grass.

Maybe even move out of your absurdly isolated norwegian town to some urban center. Yeah, I know, but in some cases it might be actually good. You're clearly not reacting well to the isolated rural life.

Seriously, I beg you. Stop this. It's not too late.
 
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Vingle said:
Even though I'm fine for the most part, I do feel like I want company at times.
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Mate, just get a somewhat cute, nice smelling cuddle buddy to watch movies with and maybe spot you until you find Mr. Right. You don't have to kiss or fuck to just enjoy close company and physical touch, which I think is a very basic and normal need for most human beings. I have 3 long-time female friends I don't fuck but will absolutely cuddle up with under a blanket because it's just nice and comforting.

Side note:
I met a cute twinky gay guy once I felt I could turn into a cuddle buddy but he seemed a bit more "taken" with me and I didn't want to hurt his feelings ('cause I'm unfortunately just not into men that way).
 
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Vingle said:
I would say I'm prettier now though, in the way adults play teenagers in romcoms.
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Then why the difficulty finding a date? Could it be something other than your looks that is holding you back? Your general demeanor and attitude, perhaps?
Vingle said:
That's why I'm bulking and almost live in the gym. As skinny grown men is just pathetic.
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The problem I'd say you have here is that the sort of guys who are into the more masculine/mature look also generally want a mature/masculine personality to go with it. The only guys who will put up with an obnoxious twink are the ones who are especially into twinks, and even then, they'll quickly move on to the next one the moment they begin to tire of the self-absorbed demands you types inevitably impose upon the relationship.

I've hooked up with plenty of vain 20-somethings with demanding personalities eerily similar to yours, and in my experience, guys who fit this stereotype are only good for a quick fling. The faster you can get your cock down their throat and no longer have to listen to their vapid bullshit the better.
 
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Hellbound Hellhound said:
Then why the difficulty finding a date? Could it be something other than your looks that is holding you back? Your general demeanor and attitude, perhaps?

The problem I'd say you have here is that the sort of guys who are into the more masculine/mature look also generally want a mature/masculine personality to go with it. The only guys who will put up with an obnoxious twink are the ones who are especially into twinks, and even then, they'll quickly move on to the next one the moment they begin to tire of the self-absorbed demands you types inevitably impose upon the relationship.

I've hooked up with plenty of vain 20-somethings with demanding personalities eerily similar to yours, and in my experience, guys who fit this stereotype are only good for a quick fling. The faster you can get your cock down their throat and no longer have to listen to their vapid bullshit the better.
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Yeah this is so obviously why Dylan Mulvaney has trooned out. Like crazy chick behaviour, twink behaviour is only tolerable until the age of about 23 and after that it's just irritating and off-putting with none of the youth excuse to go with it.
 
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Vingle said:
I feel like it would be better to just get a cat, but I have a lot of breakable and expensive stuff in my apartment. So no, and I'm really not keen on a litter box.
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Well, they have self-cleaning robotic litterboxes now so you don't have to do anything to it for the most part. However, easily breakable stuff would be a no-go for a cat. I had a cat that would intentionally push thing off surfaces just to get my attention.
 
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Vingle said:
I could probably do something with it, as it's a medicinal problem. But as I'm single, I don't got the motivation to do anything about it. It's more of a thing that reminds me, that I should not do hookups.
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Wait, that wasn't a joke? You were serious?

What happened?

Was it a Black man? 🤔
 
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Vingle said:
I don’t really see the danger in saying it.It’s not me that did something illegal.
If it was reverse, i would agree.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I don't understand your assumption that I share your account of your particular consent accident. This is a bit theory-of-mindless
 
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