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A post-apoc sausage party - minus the buns.

Canadian wildlife and weather constantly try to kill you.

Huge patriots fuck up aliens in space.
 
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.
You deserve a gold star.

A post-apoc sausage party - minus the buns.
Lisa?

You killed an ex-god. Congrats, you get to rule the universe as gods.

Thanks for killing these robot pilots. Now the place people who live in these flying planes can be safe/destroyed/depleted of power so we can escape.

Thanks for finding the macguffin we needed to live. Now get the hell out of here.

Your final choice after killing people is either blowing yourself up or shooting yourself in the head. Thanks for visiting Africa by the way.
 
Thanks for finding the macguffin we needed to live. Now get the hell out of here.

Your final choice after killing people is either blowing yourself up or shooting yourself in the head. Thanks for visiting Africa by the way.

Fallout and Farcry 2

You get framed for killing some cops, meet up with an adoring fan, and beat a man to death for having braces.

[E]Also, nobody got this one yet:
You spend some quality time with your brother, chase a little girl around town, then eat your mom.
 
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Fallout and Farcry 2

You get framed for killing some cops, meet up with an adoring fan, and beat a man to death for having braces.

[E]Also, nobody got this one yet:
You get a gold star, especially with the second one. Also, Condemned: Criminal Origins


The commies have broken through the defense, now you might as well set off a bomb killing everyone.


You find out you are the dragonborn before Skyrim is out and you kill an asshole law enforcement agent that was part of an ancient conspiracy group.


Your mission is finally finished after a sort of mushroom cloud goes off in a city district. Unfortunately, your dead mother climbs into the chopper.


Now that you killed a man whose name was in Welsh, you either walked away or set yourself on fire.
 
Dumping hair lotion in a hot tub among other things ends up making the USA a better ecosystem for Sasquatches and Bigfoot!!
 
Dumping hair lotion in a hot tub among other things ends up making the USA a better ecosystem for Sasquatches and Bigfoot!!
Sam and Max Hit the Road.

The villains ascended to a higher dimension, all right - it's what happens when you die. You either convince them that life as we know it is worth living or agree to trigger the complete end of all individuality across all universes.

You become a monster, which, unbeknownst to everyone, was the ultimate purpose of everything that happened in the entire series.
 
Even the horrifying sentient tentacle virus you bio-bombed New York City with is sick of your shit.
 
Even the horrifying sentient tentacle virus you bio-bombed New York City with is sick of your shit.

Prototype 2?

- You're a special forces soldier in the middle of the American Southwest and your day keeps getting shittier and shittier thanks to some idiot nerd
 
Prototype 2?

- You're a special forces soldier in the middle of the American Southwest and your day keeps getting shittier and shittier thanks to some idiot nerd

Actually the first Prototype but to be honest based on what I've heard it could still apply to the second game. Alex Mercer is an edgy little shit.

...also I'm blanking out on anything but Fallout 2?
 
Actually the first Prototype but to be honest based on what I've heard it could still apply to the second game. Alex Mercer is an edgy little shit.

...also I'm blanking out on anything but Fallout 2?
Half Life Opposing Force, but Fallout 2 fits
 
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You break the record for the world's longest slow badass walk-away after the final battle.

The First Law of Robotics is a bitch.
 
It was both!

You go home.

You show mercy, or don't.

The trauma she goes through explains why she's completely crazy in the next game.

You tell the authorities to go fuck themselves... by following another authority.

You let go.
 
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The curse of reincarnation between you and your true love has finally been put to rest after killing the false man-made "God", ultimately stopping this creature from gathering fully evolved biomass to revive itself to go off and destroy planets.

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You float away on a giant building and continue a romantic relationship with a fellow classmate. The relationship goes as great, long-lasting, and happily ever after as any other 17 year old couple.

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You're now pretty much the whinier version of the main character now, and there's nothing else to do except shoot a government official for doing his job.

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You watch your fellow co-worker jump through a portal into a better video game, and you go back home unscathed with a pleasant ride in an SUV. You never forget the beer you owe your co-worker... among all of the other crazy shit you've seen happen that day.

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You killed a big dragon in the middle of nowhere, and there's still nothing to do.

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Congratulations! You've killed your fellow soldiers and you win PTSD!

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Your waifu has turned into humanity's worst enemy now.

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Your girlfriend goes into denial after you phase out of existence and die. So crazy, that she dedicates a lot of wasted resources, manpower, and years into reviving your dead ass from the afterlife.

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You die after kinda saving the world. An evil corporation later programs a shitty video game out of your corpse.

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You get sick and tired of playing stupid outdoor games with the neighborhood kids, so you just go the fuck back home.

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You endanger your friends and escape a cursed island, learning absolutely nothing in preparation for the next adventure to endanger your friends.

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The creators of the universe keep reincarnating you for centuries because some douchebag keeps breaking out of magic-prison and fucking shit up for everybody.

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Those are all Final Fantasy games, aren't they?
 
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