Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[strandedcastaway]

I just finished watching the whole thing, it's honestly pretty hard to watch with how much Dan is harassing Kim and how much and how loud she is screaming at him. He just doesn't seem to react to it though. Strange that he would come back to L.A. just so he could terrorize a Schizophrenic woman. Oh well... Better watch Vlog of 11-28-2016 before it gets deleted.

He doesn't react to it because he doesn't care what she thinks. He is back to yelling "hello" at her all the time, and says he'd rather pet her than a dog. The last 40 minutes is him grunting and groaning while groping Kim while she hits him repeatedly and screams at him to get off her. I guess it's not any sicker than listening to him jerk off, or how he wants to fuck a woman while she breastfeeds, but being that another human being is involved it's pretty rough.

 

[ahyes]

Not exaggerating at all, someone is definitely going to die in that house. Still not sure if it'll be Dan or Kim.


[edit]
Guess not - Dan is back in Vegas apparently. Was live with Jeremy last night - https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860356667422/

 

[Accostus]

[edit]
Guess not - Dan is back in Vegas apparently. Was live with Jeremy last night - https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860356667422/

That video was streamed on 3 November.

 

[Xxxacc]

Brave or just very bored with too much time on my hands, you decide!

Dan really needs to cut back on the kids having sex rants, and Dan saying if he had a family he would have sex in front of the children all the time because it's natural and healthy, etc. I'm pretty sure that's why his videos keep getting deleted..

Just woke up and saw his Vlog of 11-27-2016 and immediately he is back in Skid Row with Kim. Can't say I'm surprised really.. I guess Dan and the Tomato Lady will never meet and what of poor Jeremy Tucker? Stay tuned to find out.

Barely 5 minutes into the video and Dan is already talking about going back to Vegas!? Make up your damn mind Dan!

I'm 30 minutes in and my favorite part is when Kim calls out Dan for lying about how events on a previous bus ride unfolded. She seems sharper than I anticipated. (For context - Dan claimed that in a previous bus ride from Vegas to LA he felt up some Chinese girl. Kim says he's lying because 3 yrs earlier he told her that the bus hit a bump in the road or something and caused his hand to brush up against her leg)

 

[AnOminous]

I'm 30 minutes in and my favorite part is when Kim calls out Dan for lying about how events on a previous bus ride unfolded. She seems sharper than I anticipated. (For context - Dan claimed that in a previous bus ride from Vegas to LA he felt up some Chinese girl. Kim says he's lying because 3 yrs earlier he told her that the bus hit a bump in the road or something and caused his hand to brush up against her leg)

That sounds more like an utterly ridiculous excuse for groping someone to me.

 

[rankmelon]

Not exaggerating at all, someone is definitely going to die in that house. Still not sure if it'll be Dan or Kim.


[edit]
Guess not - Dan is back in Vegas apparently. Was live with Jeremy last night - https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860356667422/

Yeah, that was a video from the first night that Dan went to Vegas and visited Jeremy, which is really telling that Jeremy just coincidentally happened to share it again when Dan was again in Vegas. Seems to me that Jeremy wants people thinking that he has friends and people like him, so he pretended that Dan was there with him, instead of Dan avoiding him like he actually did while being within walking distance of his place.

 

[WEEDle]

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'm 30 minutes in and my favorite part is when Kim calls out Dan for lying about how events on a previous bus ride unfolded. She seems sharper than I anticipated. (For context - Dan claimed that in a previous bus ride from Vegas to LA he felt up some Chinese girl. Kim says he's lying because 3 yrs earlier he told her that the bus hit a bump in the road or something and caused his hand to brush up against her leg)

Is that what that was? I really thought he was talking about something that just happened. Why would he be talking about how he groped someone on a bus three years ago? Oh yeah, it's Cilley.

 

[Xxxacc]

Is that what that was? I really thought he was talking about something that just happened. Why would he be talking about how he groped someone on a bus three years ago? Oh yeah, it's Cilley.

Yeah. He was talking about how he saw an attractive woman on this recent buss ride back to LA. He lamented over not being able to harass her because the driver "aggressively" stated that if anybody caused a ruckus, they'd be kicked off. Cue his fond memory of "groping" some Chinese woman. He said she never came in, but I have still yet to know which Asian woman was the one famously featured in that still, earlier in this thread.

 

[dancilleyfan]

has anyone had time to watch the vlog for 2nd of december? it has been taken down it appears

 

[WEEDle]

Yeah. He was talking about how he saw an attractive woman on this recent buss ride back to LA. He lamented over not being able to harass her because the driver "aggressively" stated that if anybody caused a ruckus, they'd be kicked off. Cue his fond memory of "groping" some Chinese woman. He said she never came in, but I have still yet to know which Asian woman was the one famously featured in that still, earlier in this thread.

Spoiler: This one?

She's still a mystery as far as I'm aware. Someone mentioned earlier in the thread she was probably a prostitute. (Do prostitutes usually consent to being recorded though? I would've though not unless they were payed a large amount but I have no idea).

There's also a guy dan met around this time last year, I think he may have been the one who bought Dan his baseball cap? I think his name was Brian. He visited Dan in L.A., had some awkward conversations on the streets and then we never see or hear from him again.

has anyone had time to watch the vlog for 2nd of december? it has been taken down it appears

Oh damn, I wasn't even awake when that one was uploaded. I only got to watch the first few minutes of the Vlog of the 25th November last night before I went to sleep, it's gone now. Damn time zone differences. Anyone know if I missed much? Probably not.. but you never know. YouTube seems to really be out for Dan just now. Probably more sexual children talk...

Edit: There was also a December 3rd Vlog that was taken down..

 

[strandedcastaway]

Yeah. He was talking about how he saw an attractive woman on this recent buss ride back to LA. He lamented over not being able to harass her because the driver "aggressively" stated that if anybody caused a ruckus, they'd be kicked off. Cue his fond memory of "groping" some Chinese woman. He said she never came in, but I have still yet to know which Asian woman was the one famously featured in that still, earlier in this thread.

The Asian woman from the picture is someone he met on an online dating site, not the bus. It also was early last year, not three years ago. Plus he would have mentioned that she came to his room because he has many times when recounting his sexual history. Definitely not the same woman.

Spoiler: This one?

She's still a mystery as far as I'm aware. Someone mentioned earlier in the thread she was probably a prostitute. (Do prostitutes usually consent to being recorded though? I would've though not unless they were payed a large amount but I have no idea).

There's also a guy dan met around this time last year, I think he may have been the one who bought Dan his baseball cap? I think his name was Brian. He visited Dan in L.A., had some awkward conversations on the streets and then we never see or hear from him again.



Oh damn, I wasn't even awake when that one was uploaded. I only got to watch the first few minutes of the Vlog of the 25th November last night before I went to sleep, it's gone now. Damn time zone differences. Anyone know if I missed much? Probably not.. but you never know. YouTube seems to really be out for Dan just now. Probably more sexual children talk...

Edit: There was also a December 3rd Vlog that was taken down..

She was not a prostitute. He met her at an online dating site. In the video, they were planning to go hang out afterwards (he berates her for not "dressing sexy enough") which you don't do with a prostitute. It's a shame I have so little life that I remember this stuff, but these details are correct.

Brian was actually in a lot of videos for a while. He was going to work with Dan on an eBay business. After a couple weeks, he also got tired of hearing of Dan's excuses and disappeared, plus I think he challenged Dan on the diet stuff too. He's the only person I've ever seen Dan hang out who seemed like he had a clue. Brian has been mentioned a lot of lately again because he bought Dan that rice cooker.

These vlogs are probably getting taken down for their clips and not anything he says because he's said worse stuff before that stayed up. They are brief clips in that montage he always uses of, for example, a woman riding a guy, and two women groping each other. Also, the family breastfeeding party and childbirth videos, while obviously not "sexual", when you follow them up with sex scenes, YouTube might be catching on that he sees them as something sexual.

 

[GilaMonster]

These vlogs are probably getting taken down for their clips and not anything he says because he's said worse stuff before that stayed up. They are brief clips in that montage he always uses of, for example, a woman riding a guy, and two women groping each other. Also, the family breastfeeding party and childbirth videos, while obviously not "sexual", when you follow them up with sex scenes, YouTube might be catching on that he sees them as something sexual.

I feel like a major part of Dan's autisim pattern is doing things he's told he can't: Constantly reuploading those boring as shit Winston Wu vids (With that hideous thumbnail of sunburnt Wu with his arm around some poor girl), the accosting, touching/videotaping women, being told he can't have sex with underage girls etc. And simpler things like yelling, singing and a childhood full of simple common courtesy discipline that he always had a problem with.

This is all dimestore psychology and while he dances very close to trouble, I don't think he'll break the law, despite him holding such hostility towards it. Same reason he hates on people enjoying things like fireworks or the holidays. Does seem like Kim's been more reluctant to put up with his endless bullshit lately, though.

 

[dancilleyfan]

3rd vlog is not down

edit: forget that, it just got deleted again

 

[WEEDle]

3rd vlog is not down

edit: forget that, it just got deleted again

These videos are getting taken down faster than ever now. I was considering downloading the videos when they first get posted, just so I could possibly archive them, but they are getting taken down so quickly I'm not even sure if that's feasible now. It was another 4/5 hour video.

 

[Xxxacc]

These videos are getting taken down faster than ever now. I was considering downloading the videos when they first get posted, just so I could possibly archive them, but they are getting taken down so quickly I'm not even sure if that's feasible now. It was another 4/5 hour video.

Jesus. If Dan's mind wasn't the equivalent of a rat on a wheel, someone could get him to finally follow everyone's suggestion to use liveleak or another site.
Speaking of, can I get a vet to give me an informative Cilley timeline? I believe he had a show/podcast before (based on old FB posts), how/why did he transition to using YouTube? Or did he start on YouTube?

 

[WEEDle]

Jesus. If Dan's mind wasn't the equivalent of a rat on a wheel, someone could get him to finally follow everyone's suggestion to use liveleak or another site.
Speaking of, can I get a vet to give me an informative Cilley timeline? I believe he had a show/podcast before (based on old FB posts), how/why did he transition to using YouTube? Or did he start on YouTube?

All I know is that Dan used to have a podcast show back in the late 2000s/early 2010s and that he'd sometimes say "Hi, I'm Dan Cilley and I'm Damn Silly" and Jeremy said that he was on his podcast a few times. There's also this picture of him with a watermelon helmet.

I'd love to know more about this but unfortunately that's where my knowledge ends. As far as I'm aware Dan only started uploading videos to YouTube frequently in 2015.

 

[ahyes]

I feel like a major part of Dan's autisim pattern is doing things he's told he can't: Constantly reuploading those boring as shit Winston Wu vids (With that hideous thumbnail of sunburnt Wu with his arm around some poor girl), the accosting, touching/videotaping women, being told he can't have sex with underage girls etc. And simpler things like yelling, singing and a childhood full of simple common courtesy discipline that he always had a problem with.

This is all dimestore psychology and while he dances very close to trouble, I don't think he'll break the law, despite him holding such hostility towards it. Same reason he hates on people enjoying things like fireworks or the holidays. Does seem like Kim's been more reluctant to put up with his endless bullshit lately, though.

I skimmed his video last night (before it was taken down), and he did ramble a bit about how he doesn't care what people think, how the opinions of people aren't important to him, and how he's not afraid of criticism. Maybe he is taking on a full contrarian persona? It certainly seems possible. His narcissism seems to be on the rise.

Dan has a new 4 hour vlog, this time on FB. I've mirrored it to my computer for the likely event of nudity getting his video flagged. Will upload to liveleak if it gets pulled down.

Video: https://www.facebook.com/dan.cilley.5/videos/10154540409410339/

Same old Dan here, but he sounds a little more sexually frustrated. There's some talk of returning to online dating, he keeps saying he's in pain because he's not having sex. Someone should ask him if he's considered chemical castration. Maybe tell him that if he were really meant for fatherhood, he'd be able persevere through the drugs?


[edit]
the sad thing about all this is - when Kim finally stabs Dan, we probably won't know what happened because Dan won't be able to upload the recording.

 

[Xxxacc]

the sad thing about all this is - when Kim finally stabs Dan, we probably won't know what happened because Dan won't be able to upload the recording

I'm honestly just waiting for this moment after watching one of the early December vlogs where she spit on him, screamed at the top of her lungs, cursed him out, and elbowed him to keep him away. She honestly didn't sound so strange---like, in that expected disjointed schizophrenic way. Hell, she even tried talking some sense into Dan about his"disrespectful" and "misogynistic" attitude towards women.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan's newest video posted yesterday starts as the same old litany---the woman who said sex with him was like fighting someone, the woman who stopped him from going down on her, women who say gross things like "I don't want to have sex", how dare women be ugly---it's three hours long and I'm five minutes in. I'm sure soon we'll hear how he's always positive while he curses and mutters and says how shitty everything is....and there it is, he's cursing and muttering yet again.There's some manic/depressive side to his moods too, no question. Now he's talking about 2006 and some girl he didn't say hi to that he should have. What an autistic cuck. (I'm at the point where he moans, "Helllllllllllp. Helllllllllp. Why do I have to live like this? Why can't I have a girlfriend?)

As far as his channel again being deleted (though I think he still has at least two YouTube channels), Dan is functional enough that he can find a way to live on his own and survive without working. You'd think he'd have figured out that YouTube doesn't want certain content (at least not how he presents it). Chasing women around the street they're fine with, but saying you want to fuck underage girls or women while they breast-feed, not so much. If he was smart (haha) he'd just post promotional videos and accosting videos on YouTube driving people to his own website. At times he's started to do that, like when he's started making funny videos or putting music over highlights of his accosting. But in the end, his brain drives him back to the three-hour diet/million babies in a mansion rants. Maybe, like was posted earlier, it's some sort of resistance to authority? He's got a lot of bitterness and frustration.