The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[a hapless toad]

I’m going with either pain pills or meth.

Pain pills and meth are listed in Schedule II, so I fear it's either heroin or fentanyl.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

https://www.wbbjtv.com/2024/09/02/two-arrested-on-drug-related-charges-in-crockett-county/

https://archive.is/w4giG

According to the post, Amy Slaton Halterman, one of reality TV stars of “1,000-lb. Sisters” was arrested on charges of illegal possession of Schedule 1, what investigators believe to be illegal mushrooms, illegal possession of Schedule VI, which according to investigators is believed to be marijuana and two counts of child endangerment.

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[Breadbear]

https://www.wbbjtv.com/2024/09/02/two-arrested-on-drug-related-charges-in-crockett-county/

According to the post, Amy Slaton Halterman, one of reality TV stars of “1,000-lb. Sisters” was arrested on charges of illegal possession of Schedule 1, what investigators believe to be illegal mushrooms, illegal possession of Schedule VI, which according to investigators is believed to be marijuana and two counts of child endangerment.

Huh. I wouldn't have guessed shrooms.

 

[James_Bong]

From sodies to shroomies.

 

[Troonos]

View attachment 6375750

"
FROM FEEDING A CAMEL TO THE SLAMMER
ALAMO, TN - September 2, 2024 - It was no ordinary Labor Day in Crockett County. Deputies were requested to respond to Safari Park where a guest allegedly was bitten by a camel. Upon arrival, deputies were immediately overtaken by suspicious odors coming from the guest’s vehicle.
Amy Slaton Halterman, "1,000-Lb. Sisters" reality TV star, was arrested on illegal possession of Schedule I, illegal possession of Schedule VI, and two counts of child endangerment.
Brian Scott Lovvorn was in the vehicle as well and is facing the same charges.
Both subjects have been booked into the Crockett County Jail.
The charges and allegations referenced in this release are merely accusations of criminal conduct and not evidence. The defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and convicted through due process of law.
###"

https://www.actionnews5.com/2024/09...00-lb-sisters-arrested-tennessee-safari-park/

Glad she lost all that weight so she can fit into an orange jumpsuit.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Welp. Looks like my "hunch" about Michael not being the only bad guy here turned out being true.

Michael is as dumb as rocks and he sucks, don't get me wrong ... But TLC edited the show to make it look like he did nothing to help with the kids (I think that was TLC being bitter over the fact that he wanted nothing to do with the show once the split happened). I still think he did more than the Slatons and TLC let on, given Amy's total breakdown this past season.

Those poor baby boys, though. Damn. Talk about losing the parent lottery ...

Pain pills and meth are listed in Schedule II, so I fear it's either heroin or fentanyl.

That should be grounds for complete removal of the kids from that household. Damn.

 

[Poonocchio]

https://www.wbbjtv.com/2024/09/02/two-arrested-on-drug-related-charges-in-crockett-county/

According to the post, Amy Slaton Halterman, one of reality TV stars of “1,000-lb. Sisters” was arrested on charges of illegal possession of Schedule 1, what investigators believe to be illegal mushrooms, illegal possession of Schedule VI, which according to investigators is believed to be marijuana and two counts of child endangerment.

Imagine looking at that face while on hallucinogens. Scary shit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Pain pills and meth are listed in Schedule II, so I fear it's either heroin or fentanyl.

I think you’re mistaken, meth (or any drug with no medical use) is schedule I.

The schedule IV drug is probably pills like Xanax.

So my guess is meth and Xanax, a beloved hillbilly combo. Fentanyl, instead of meth, would not surprise me. Guess Amy is picking up all the pillbilly druggies that she couldn’t snag ten years ago, and settled for Michael, but her TeeVee fame has made her a hot property.

 

[RaincoatWithAHat]

Pain pills and meth are listed in Schedule II, so I fear it's either heroin or fentanyl.

Fentanyl is not schedule 1 drug, but heroin is. Schedule 1 are schrooms though

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Huh. I wouldn't have guessed shrooms.

I did! Cause of the safari park, can’t believe I’m right!

 

[Who Now]

So do we think TLC will drop the Slatons? They tried to make the show about "quirky" sisters and most of the time played it for laughs. Of course there were dark parts but this is a bit much, because the show wants people to like Amy and its hard to do that when people are going to come after her for doing shit around her kids

 

[cybercybe]

Someone said they got this pic from FB and it was Amy who got bit by the camel.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

"Glad she lost all that weight so she can fit into an orange jumpsuit."
I bet the jail would've just gotten Omar the tent maker to sew a bunch together for a custom lewk

 

[neger psykolog]

View attachment 6375750

"
FROM FEEDING A CAMEL TO THE SLAMMER
ALAMO, TN - September 2, 2024 - It was no ordinary Labor Day in Crockett County. Deputies were requested to respond to Safari Park where a guest allegedly was bitten by a camel. Upon arrival, deputies were immediately overtaken by suspicious odors coming from the guest’s vehicle.
Amy Slaton Halterman, "1,000-Lb. Sisters" reality TV star, was arrested on illegal possession of Schedule I, illegal possession of Schedule VI, and two counts of child endangerment.
Brian Scott Lovvorn was in the vehicle as well and is facing the same charges.
Both subjects have been booked into the Crockett County Jail.
The charges and allegations referenced in this release are merely accusations of criminal conduct and not evidence. The defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and convicted through due process of law.
###"

https://www.actionnews5.com/2024/09...00-lb-sisters-arrested-tennessee-safari-park/

I just want to take a moment to appreciate how totally fucking 100% bizarre and insane this entire thing is. A fucking camel biting a slaton sister leading to drug charges was definitely not on my bingo card. I don't think they even make bingo cards that could accommodate something like this. The news report on the link is hilarious. This is like dimensional merge wacky levels of insanity.

 

[LavenderMenace]

Christ, Amy looks more like a bog witch now more than ever....

 

[Drip Torch]

Tennessee hits the main page twice in one day for insane women. Seriously, something in the water makes people there batshit insane.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did the child fall into her enclosure?

 

[a hapless toad]

I think you’re mistaken, meth (or any drug with no medical use) is schedule I.

The schedule IV drug is probably pills like Xanax.

So my guess is meth and Xanax, a beloved hillbilly combo. Fentanyl, instead of meth, would not surprise me. Guess Amy is picking up all the pillbilly druggies that she couldn’t snag ten years ago, and settled for Michael, but her TeeVee fame has made her a hot property.

I am not talking about federal scheduling, but state scheduling according to Tennessee statute (which I linked to above). But also it IS federally scheduled II. See below.

Fentanyl is not schedule 1 drug, but heroin is. Schedule 1 are schrooms though

Ahhh you're right, I read too quickly and it was referring to fentanyl derivatives and the like.

Basically if it's not a drug that can be legally prescribed (except for marijuana, which is Schedule VI in TN) in any way it's Schedule I according to TN statute. Methamphetamine can be legally prescribed, brand name Desoxyn.

So yeah, it could be weed and shrooms. I certainly hope so.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Drugs are bad m'kay.

 

[Swole McPole]

Someone said they got this pic from FB and it was Amy who got bit by the camel.

I was convinced it was going to be some innocent passer by got savagely bitten by an enormous camel toe.

I think you’re mistaken, meth (or any drug with no medical use) is schedule I.

Desoxyn is still prescribed for the treatment of ADHD