Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

His hateboner for null is hilarious.
It's a grown man, seeting that a another, younger, grown man won't invite him to his obscure podcast with other fringe retards.

Like, honestly, what does he think he can add to anything? He let his paypigs feed him coffee for money and that's pretty much all he does.

I've been reading this thread for a long time and I'm still at the level of "what does he DO?!".
No funny musings, no sharp wit or hard hitting insights.
It's just brittish mersh but dumber but he still have this grand idea of being that, king of the sectur? Main ralph detractor?

I don't think I will ever get it but I will continue being fascinated
 
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Cog is upset I am doxing his paypigs. He raged out on X/Twitter before crying about this thread for 2 hours straight on stream which hopefully @BIG_BRAD uploads to his channel.

To save you time, Cog’s argument is “It’s not doxing when I do it.”

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PauperVita said:
Cog is upset I am doxing his paypigs. He raged out on X/Twitter before crying about this thread for 2 hours straight on stream which hopefully @BIG_BRAD uploads to his channel.

To save you time, Cog’s argument is “It’s not doxing when I do it.”

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Oh no, what a tragedy.

Please keep doing it. Ill donate $10 for every $1 cog earns his next stream for the cog paypig dox fund
 
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Why is Cog so convinced that PauperVita is Boolio? It's so dumb because anyone who's a sneed/guntchat regular would know about Boolio's sperging and that they're not the same dude.
It'd be like saying that PauperVita is Zatlit.

"You're doing a show, all you're doing is laughing at stuff on the Internet..."



He's just laughing on the internet, guys.
Except he's the only one I can think of in The Sektur who travelled to another country in order to have his friend beat up another streamer.
 
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Cog can't fathom people might hate him for what he's done. It has to be that they have to be a fan of one of his enemies. Cog, I hope ever one of your watchers gets doxed, I hope they get fucked with, I hope all their sins gets exposed and shown to the world.

You mocked my dead friend, you claimed she faked her death and went so far as to call the funeral home you doxed to your faggot audience. Nothing that gets done to you is too far.
 
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Cog is so wet brained. He thinks that accidentally doxing is the same thing as doxing with ill intent. He's gone. And he must be panicking. He told his paypigs again that if they don't donate he'll be just a weekend stream. Even though he says this is just his hobby.
 
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Off-topic but I've been trying in recent months to understand the different UK accents and see if I can determine from speech alone where someone is from. Cog lives outside Birmingham, but he doesn't sound like a Brummie so I'm guessing he moved there from somewhere outside Manchester (I saw someone in the thread say his family is from there). He doesn't have the thickest, Mancunian accent in the world but it's still enough that I think when I first heard his voice I thought "he's a Manc, right?"
 
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Cog spent over an hour of his show yesterday complaining about @PauperVita, Kino Casino, Kinochet and his brothers. I assumed he would continue to ignore the dox, since that would be the smart thing to do, but this is Cog we're talking about, so he went live and told everyone exactly where to find the dox instead. Here are some clips!

He is sorry for being too normal and honest.


He thinks it's funny that he hurt Pauper. This alog is so beneath him that he dedicates a villain monologue to him.


He might be getting a part time job soon because the donos are drying up and people only want to support degenerates.


Kino Casino could rape a child on air and everyone would still hate Cog more


Complaining about Kinochet and the Casino audience


Threatening to only do his show on the weekends if no one donates. This would truly be a tragedy.


The alogs are only attacking the paypigs because they can't hurt the Cogster himself.
 
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PauperVita said:
Yeah Cog mentioned it on yesterday’s show. He basically harassed Mandy into suicide then claimed she faked her death to dump ear juice. He knew she was dead because he called the funeral home to harass them.
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This is some real Ralph tier shit. And he’s doing all this for…*checks notes*

$100-200/day??
 
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
Why is Cog so convinced that PauperVita is Boolio? It's so dumb because anyone who's a sneed/guntchat regular would know about Boolio's sperging and that they're not the same dude.
It'd be like saying that PauperVita is Zatlit.
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I think this Boolio sounds like an absolute legend and I will happily assume his identity. I do find it humorous Cog thinks my motive in starting a new account was to get a better reaction score. It really speaks to his primary motive for almost everything he does…clout, validation, etc.
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He thinks it's funny that he hurt Pauper. This alog is so beneath him that he dedicates a villain monologue to him.
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I’m just posting information that was given to me and I was OK doing so because Cog was so gleefully boosting the casino fag’s dox. The person who gave them to me said he thinks his paypigs are fags and “I’m hunting them for sport.”
 
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Sammich said:
I am honestly sort of confused on this. Indigo White and some other person who i can't remember shared a folder of lewds of underage kids, didn't she? I swear i remember andy and ralph talkign about tits and nipples being shown, but my memory is spotty.
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Believe it or not, it was AugieRFC and Bowblax who were also involved and gave the "evidence" to Andy and Ralph.
 
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