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[ImNotAnEGirlUWU]

As someone else who recently came from lolcow I gotta say that it’s legit shocking how many people on Crystal Cafe get upset when you talk about moving to KF

 

[shrimping]

Oh my god speaking of meta that only Shayna could create, remember the Shayna Medallion?

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My heart goes out to all victims of shayophrenia

 

[weirdMcGee]

Not only that, from my lurking I've seen a lot of nonnas are incapable of thinking another woman can have "scrote" tastes that don't align with theirs, and they must have been groomed by a man into thinking that way as a result.

Some of these users are feminist yet demean and scrotefoil their own for brownies. Really makes you think doesn't it? And the funniest part, it hasn't gotten better. Infights, debates, and constant slap fights are the only things keeping this site alive while more and more female spaces get raided by troons leaving us with nothing. I just wanna talk about cute guys without nonnas calling me a gay man or a scrote for not giving a shit about pixels in bikinis.

 

[Terfatron]

I think god for you not containing your shaytism. I love the Shayna threads, she truly is the cow that keeps on giving. She's fascinating in a way that other unwashed or autistic or simply retarded cows aren't. No other cow could have given us that Shaytan exchange.
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Stay strong Shaytards!

Baked potato Chan, I see you.

Those "shoes" are one of her worst piece of clothing just after the gunt guards skirt.

This thread is somewhat dead so if it turns in to a semi-shay thread until LC comes back I promise I won't tell null or the jannies.

Also her latest edition:
The dirty pocket pussy

Spoiler: it's censored but still

 

[Lando Norris]

Baked potato Chan, I see you.

Those "shoes" are one of her worst piece of clothing just after the gunt guards skirt.

This thread is somewhat dead so if it turns in to a semi-shay thread until LC comes back I promise I won't tell null or the jannies.

Also her latest edition:
The dirty pocket pussy

Spoiler: it's censored but still

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sorry to contribute to the further shaynisaton of the thread but i’ve gotta wonder how much she had to pay for this and if it’s even remotely legit. idk if it’s just the bad mock up box design or what but this all screams HUGE SCAM to me and god i hope it ends up being one lmao.

 

[Charnel Ground]

This thread is somewhat dead so if it turns in to a semi-shay thread until LC comes back

I do think this thread works better as a Shay Bunker than if we were to necro Shay's even more dead, crap OP, single digit pagecount KF thread after literal years of inactivity. I'm not even gonna link it, it's shit.

I promise I won't tell null or the jannies.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I do think this thread works better as a Shay Bunker than if we were to necro Shay's even more dead, crap OP, single digit pagecount KF thread after literal years of inactivity. I'm not even gonna link it, it's shit.


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Fupa looks like such a TIF here lolol, with a touch of Amhole in the teeshirt. Servicing such internet troon of all angles.

My favourite moment on the shay thread was a post reply of two words, simply "trashychan pls." when the enigmatic trashychan resurfaced to call steak, I think, trashy.
It was maybe steak or Dim Sum-either way, some innocent, rather staple food item.

 

[AnOminous]

As someone else who recently came from lolcow I gotta say that it’s legit shocking how many people on Crystal Cafe get upset when you talk about moving to KF

Probably because so many of their members have actually done so that it's now a cobwebsite instead of a website. What does it have, like three posts a day?

 

[ImNotAnEGirlUWU]

Honestly Crystal.Cafe could have its own thread since it’s basically trying to be the new lolcow with some aspects of TattleLife (like celeb gossip) and it face plants every time it tries, sort of like what Pretty Ugly Little Liar tried doing by being a weird hybrid of KF and Lolcow. The fact that it’s trying to be female 4Chan clearly didn’t work out for them because instead of using CC’s /x/ they just go to Lolcow’s /ot/ and use the general tinfoil thread

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Honestly Crystal.Cafe could have its own thread since it’s basically trying to be the new lolcow with some aspects of TattleLife (like celeb gossip) and it face plants every time it tries, sort of like what Pretty Ugly Little Liar tried doing by being a weird hybrid of KF and Lolcow. The fact that it’s trying to be female 4Chan clearly didn’t work out for them because instead of using CC’s /x/ they just go to Lolcow’s /ot/ and use the general tinfoil thread

I disagree for the simple reason that CC simply doesn't have enough activity for a thread. When it's not being inflated with refugees from LCF or raided by trannies from /r9k/ there's barely anyone using it. And what little use it does get isn't especially milky.

If there was a community watch thread for all the random imageboards out there like 7chan and Fujochan, CC would probably be rarely mentioned. Actually, that's not a bad idea for a thread.

 

[Chi]

Crystal.Cafe is so mismanaged it's their own fault they don't have activity, you can see that in their /meta/ board, with most people asking why get got randomly permabanned for no reason given and then the mod came on the bunker thread saying they can't remove bans properly. Even the local lolcow shizos arent bothering.
Not to mention the mass delete waves a few years back where the most active threads on the site kept getting deleted and random replies to other threads as well, if you posted asking about the mass deletion you also got your post deleted, and if you were persistent enough they'd ban you. You can't even contact the staff since the info in the rules is outdated and it hasn't been updated since 2021.
You can say a lot of shit about lolcow, but if you post there your posts will be seen and replied to and you won't get permabanned instantly for tripping on some reddit tier ban filter and then every thread you were interested in mass deleted for no reason. I've only seen one anon getting banned and her posts and threads mass deleted once on lolcow, on crystal.cafe it's a part of the site.

 

[Terfatron]

sorry to contribute to the further shaynisaton of the thread but i’ve gotta wonder how much she had to pay for this and if it’s even remotely legit. idk if it’s just the bad mock up box design or what but this all screams HUGE SCAM to me and god i hope it ends up being one lmao.

it feels like a massive scam but I guess it's not?
You can look at it here [A].
My favorite part is describing her ass as "round and djuicy " lol.
She's fat w a hank hill ass

It's just a form you can submit if you have over 5000 followers


Edit:
This is the man she's on vacay with

Spoiler: Disgusting troon

I get the vibe they live in a trashy neighborhood.



They live in absolute FILTH (from shays gf)
Stinky

They have the same djuicy, round ass

 

[CervixHammer]

A bit? I was ready to commit LGBT-related hate crimes when the LFJ/TOR shit was going on.

I'm kind of glad it happened, because it helped clarify exactly how batshit insane tranny activists and their journoid enablers are at the same time it demonstrated the limits of their power. And a rapist got told "no" and had to accept it.

Not that LFJ has accepted it, but still.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Fupa looks like such a TIF here lolol

So it is actually him?! I wasn't sure because in the last pic i saw of this wigger mongoloid he was much fatter in the face. Legit thought it was a pooner at first, too.

Probably because so many of their members have actually done so that it's now a cobwebsite instead of a website. What does it have, like three posts a day?

No wonder with absolute retardation like that five minute waiting period between posts in place. Their admin even put LCF's admin to shame.

 

[Baumstriezel]

Also her latest edition:
The dirty pocket pussy

Spoiler: it's censored but still

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Should've had it made with boils and/or wrinkled labia from that suction tube disaster. You know... To celebrate her career.

I don't miss /ot/ and non-cow boards, but I am starved for milk right now. LC is the only place I can follow funny camwhores without being constantly reminded by men that they'd fuck a chicken sandwich out the garbage if given half a chance.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

getting banned for simply grousing about the gross men of her culture. And lolcow is full of non-white third worlders.

I rarely use LCF, but have gone there in the past when KF was down or to check one one particular cow. One of the most interesting aspects to me was realizing how many women were from (I believe from their complaints) India, Pakistan, and some middle eastern countries. The weird man-hating, moid turn made a lot more sense when I considered where many of the LCF posters lived. I only picked up on it thanks to stumbling on a few threads where they were venting about their personal lives. It was the typical not American whining about shitty male behavior, but legit sad shit about living as real second class citizens.)

I’d be be spewing man hate online constantly if I had to live in Pakistan, or India. You need somewhere to secretly vent in-between washing your family’s laundry and working a shitty job to pay for your brothers’ schooling before your arranged marriage to an asshole.

I was just really shocked they were on LCF posting. I’ve never detected a similar population on KF, at best we have Europeans and some Asia (men), but I’ve seen very little evidence that any women from Muslim countries, or India, post here. Maybe the strict anonymity and the cow subjects make LCF feel safer for them.

 

[Vampirella]

I do think this thread works better as a Shay Bunker than if we were to necro Shay's even more dead, crap OP, single digit pagecount KF thread after literal years of inactivity. I'm not even gonna link it, it's shit.

Nothing stopping someone from doing a new better OP for Shay Bunker in the prospering grounds. You can post in old thread here if you have something to contribute. It's not against the rules.

 

[Cemetery Support]

I still see her browsing /ot/ and /g/ over her shoulder, so the brainworms stuck.

She is tweaking tf out.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

When will the site finally be back up? I need a place to complain about TIFs and other totally-not-women gender specials already ruining my shitty bl gacha that just came out last week.

 

[RoachDoggJR]

When will the site finally be back up? I need a place to complain about TIFs and other totally-not-women gender specials already ruining my shitty bl gacha that just came out last week.

status.lolcow.farm says it should be back up today. It's still pretty early in the day so it'll be some time.
Stay strong Shayheads...